Link Here's a Rosary … by Jeffrey Miller March 13, 2006 written by Jeffrey Miller March 13, 2006 I hope to never see in a Catholic store. 16 comments 0 FacebookTwitterGoogle +Pinterest Jeffrey Miller previous post Don't forget to breathe next post Don't be bound by dogmatic measuring systems You may also like Bizarro Jesus? April 24, 2003 Catholic song parody at it's best October 31, 2008 I Choose to Change November 25, 2002 Antique Holy Cards November 13, 2006 Unilateral divorce on demand February 16, 2005 CSI October 20, 2006 Teach the apostolic faith full on September 22, 2007 83 percent of Pharisees don't support Jesus' Bread... August 29, 2004 Ember Alert September 20, 2006 Ratzenfreude May 8, 2005 16 comments the confessionator March 14, 2006 - 6:03 am Lord Have Mercy!!!! That has to be one of the ugliest things I’ve ever seen. Reply Marc March 14, 2006 - 6:43 am I think they sell that in the LA cathedral, don’t they? Reply Teresa March 14, 2006 - 8:20 am So THAT’s where my little music box ballerina got to — only they painted her gold and took off all her clothes! I’m betting the goddess prayer beads (I refuse to call it a rosary, that is an insult to my Mother): – have only one decade to accommodate a feminist’s busy schedule of screaming for abortions; participating in the V-Monologues and running “Women’s Fairs/Expos” where men in attendence would be put on a spit and rotated over a fire. – does NOT have a bead designated for the Our Father – comes in a contraceptive carrying case where a woman can meditate on her goddess beads while administering her fertility neutralizing drugs Reply Carolina Cannonball March 14, 2006 - 12:25 pm That is the most bizarre Luteran church website I have ever seen. Reply Harrison March 14, 2006 - 1:04 pm I had a feeling that was from the Lutheran Church which AmericanPapist posted about….so scary….so scray. -Harrison Reply The Waffling Anglican March 14, 2006 - 2:57 pm Holy Moly, Batman! err..Batgirl..umm..Batwomyn? Did you check out their version of the Our Father? I am going to post the Ebenezer web site. It should make my Episcopalian friends feel better. Compared to these folks, ECUSA is almost orthodox. Reply MissJean March 14, 2006 - 4:28 pm I think the scariest part of that website was about the retreat. Here’s a quote: “Pastor Stacy reminded us of some of the discounted feminine images of God in the Old Testament�probably none of which were the products of female imaginations�and invited us to form our own images in clay of Asherah, the mother goddess of the Canaanites familiar to early Jewish inhabitants of Canaan.” Translation: We celebrated our Christianity by making pagan idols. (Although I’m not sure that the “discounted feminine images” isn’t a code for sales in the hygiene aisle.) Reply James Pawlak March 14, 2006 - 5:34 pm Advise of an Abbot to Simon De Monfort: Kill them all; God will know which are His. Deus Vult Reply Dave Pawlak March 14, 2006 - 7:23 pm Two points: 1) The above comment is by my Progenitor, whose personal leadership model is Attila the Hun. His opinions do not necessarily reflect mine or my wife’s. 2) I’m going to be sending some of my Missouri Synod Lutheran friends to the Ebenezer site. I can’t wait for the feedback… Reply Jean March 14, 2006 - 11:02 pm This is sick and disgusting! Reply K March 15, 2006 - 2:45 am Well, is it just me, or does that figure look just like a mummy? Get it — HER church, mummy? Heh heh. Reply Fr. Stephanos, O.S.B. March 15, 2006 - 7:40 pm Habemus mamam. Reply Christine (Rambling GOP Soccer Mom) March 15, 2006 - 9:38 pm Aside from suddenly feeling like I ought to go to Confession just for LOOKING at that site, I have to say that it is so SAD! And it makes me SOOOOO happy that I’m Catholic! Imagine being Lutheran and seeing that. I mean, holy mackerel! It’s worse than going to the St. Joan’s site! I actually felt physically sick looking at some of that. I think I will say a REAL Rosary right now for them!! Reply Christine (Rambling GOP Soccer Mom) March 15, 2006 - 9:45 pm I thought I’d look up some of their wacked-out names for God, and discovered that they are misrepresentations of Jewish ideas as well as a big dose of gnosticism. Try Googling “Christ Sophia” and see what you get. Nice-looking cultish folks who will ordain anyone (women and men are all welcome, you see). Non-denominational, claiming to have the Seven Sacraments and the way to go down the Path to the Light. SCARY… Reply Moneybags March 15, 2006 - 10:51 pm This is one of my sickening things I have ever seen online. How horrible that someone would post such a blantant insult against Our Lord and His Mother!!! Reply TCN March 22, 2006 - 12:36 pm Okay, so Christ Sophia says we are not here to suffer…. What does that mean for the suffering of Christ, and our own which fulfills anything lacking? These people are nutcases. Especially when they claim that Jesus started their “church.” Reply Leave a Comment Cancel Reply Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Δ This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.