Christmas services at a New Mexico church will include use of a hallucinogenic tea for the first time in years under a U.S. Supreme Court ruling issued Friday.
The justices lifted a temporary stay the government had won last week, allowing the Santa Fe church, Brazil-based O Centro Espirita Beneficiente Uniao do Vegetal, to use hoasca tea.
"They’re delighted," Albuquerque attorney Nancy Hollander, who represents the church, said. "They’re so thrilled that they can celebrate Christmas for the first time since 1998."
"We cherish our freedom of religion in this country and these people had been denied that," Hollander said.
The Bush administration contends the hoasca tea used by the church is illegal and dangerous.
Hollander said the sacrament is central to the religion.
"One wouldn’t say a Catholic had fully celebrated their religion if they weren’t allowed to receive communion," she said.
Sacramental hallucinogenic tea? I guess not only would they have a high priest, but also a high congregation. Uniao do Vegetal (UDV) translation from the Portuguese means "union of the plants." Now Jesus did use many example of farming and planting but these example were to lead to union with him and not plants. I think the guests at the wedding of Cana would not exactly have been thrilled to have the water turned to tea. The Gospel would really have sounded strange to hear:
"Neither is new tea put into old tea bags; if it is, the bags burst, and the tea is spilled, and the tea bags are destroyed; but new tea is put into fresh tea bags, and so both are preserved."
I could also imagine all the problems if God had ordained tea as one of the elements for communion. You could definitely burn your fingers if you used intinction. Of course the tea pot whistling could replace ringing bells at the consecration. And what would you do with the left over tea leaves. Would the priest one of the EEMs have to swallow them? The thought of a tea ball in a monstrance is not exactly inspiring. I also wonder if they would sing the Tea Deum afterwards to the Holy Trini-Tea?
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“High Tea” becomes something altogether different.
Every coffee house a shrine.
And we’d all bend a knee and recite the Angelus at tea time (not tee time — that’s another denomination).
And would the Ukrainians argue that it is part of their tradition to use lemon tea, and would there be disputes over the validity of the sacraments of the churches that use green tea, since green tea is infused with very hot but not boiling water . . .?
All right, you javaheads, that’s enough with the tea jokes.
Hallucinogenic sacraments. It reminds me of the Simpsons’ episode in which there’s a natural gas seepage in front of the statue of the late Maude Flanders, and people keep passing out and seeing celestial visions. Notable among them is the disco guy’s “Lay some Heaven on me, foxy dead chick!”
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