Dale Price of Dyspeptic Mutterings wrote:
Evidently, Pepto Bismol comes in Industrial Strength. That’s the only explanation
for Jeff Miller’s astonishing intestinal fortitude as he worked his way through
the photographs and program for this year’s Religious Education Conference
sponsored by the Archdiocese of Los Angeles.
in relation to this post below.
Well normally I don’t give away trade secrets for how to blog on liturgical
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