The Cameroon health minister has deemed it necessary to warn
people that drinking urine may not be good for your health.
Urbain Olanguena Awono has even warned that those who advocate drinking urine
He was moved to speak after a wave of interest in "urinotherapy".
…But "urinotherapists" are sticking to
their beliefs that a glass
of urine a day keeps the doctor away.
…"For several years now, I haven’t had a hair on my head, but since
I started drinking my urine, it’s started growing again – it’s quite extraordinary," the
French news agency, AFP, quoted an unnamed magistrate as saying.
Well it might be a tough sell here in the US, but with the right ad campaign
and the right slogans the company might climb into he S&Pee’s indices.
- Tastes like a Whiz
- It’s the real thing
- Just like what the Dr. ordered (for your lab test)
- Things go better with Urine!
- The Un Cola
- The Choice of a New Urination
- Were No.1
- 100% Recycled!
And if you invested in their stock and it was a hit then "Urine the Money"
otherwise you will be piss poor.
If you can’t wait you can already order it online here or
for those on the go in powdered
Of course, if such a thing catches on ANYWHERE in America; where would it be? Hollywood!
I read about a couple Hollywood types who were doing this a year or 2 ago; sorry I don’t remember names or publications. Makes one think twice about dreaming of kissing a star. And no, I was not reading the Weekly World News!
Other slogan ideas:
‘What goes around, comes around!’
‘The drink that goes wherever you do!’
Oh, bar-ruther! “We’re number 1!” You’re so HORRIBLE! ;-D