These are ten lines culled from real resumes: [Full Story]
- “Revolved customer problems and inquiries.”
- “Consistently tanked as top sales producer for new
accounts.” - “Dramatically increased exiting account base,
achieving new company record.” - “Planned new corporate facility at $3 million over
budget.” - “Directed $25 million anal shipping and receiving
operations.” - “Participated in the foamation of a new
telecommunications company.” - “Promoted to district manger to oversee 37 retail
storefronts.” - “Experienced supervisor, defective with both rookies
and seasoned professionals.” - “I am seeking a salary commiserate with my training
and experience.” - “Seeking a party-time position with potential for
advancement.”
