Caption Contest Caption Contest by Jeffrey Miller November 29, 2008 written by Jeffrey Miller November 29, 2008 Team of militant Santas trap Pope Benedict in giant iPod. 11 comments 0 FacebookTwitterGoogle +Pinterest Jeffrey Miller previous post Blessed Advent! next post "Send us, Saint James the Moor-slayer" You may also like Forest Pope August 1, 2008 Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than... September 9, 2007 Caption Contest August 3, 2009 Caption Contest December 24, 2007 Caption Contest April 22, 2007 Caption Contest April 22, 2007 Caption Contest June 16, 2007 Caption Contest April 16, 2008 Caption Contest May 2, 2007 Up Periscope October 21, 2007 11 comments Erick November 30, 2008 - 5:03 am In return for the Pope’s freedom, the Christmas Liturgical Dancers’ Guild is demanding the right to prance around in churches as they see fit and automatic excommunication for all Santa-beard pullers. Reply dellbabe68 November 30, 2008 - 9:31 am The Druids came ’round after all. Reply Therese Z November 30, 2008 - 12:56 pm “Nein mit de cameras, pliss,” is the first English many rookie Swiss Guards learn during “Hazing Week,” when they are placed on less arduous duty in Vatican City. Reply Stephanie A. Richer November 30, 2008 - 1:27 pm With advances in modern technology, “he sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake . . .” Reply Maureen November 30, 2008 - 1:53 pm “So where’s Mrs. Claus?” “There is no Mrs. Claus. St. Nicholas is a bishop. BIIIIIIIISHOP.” “Then why are there four of you?” “Haven’t you ever heard of the multiplication of the bishops? You start with four bishops and two fishy priests….” “Then who’s that?” “Our boss.” Reply Katie November 30, 2008 - 3:35 pm And here we have our 4th runner up, 3rd runner up, 2nd runner up, and 1st runner up surrounding our winner in the 2008 “Who wants to be a REAL St. Nicholas” pageant. Congratulations to our winner! Reply Athos November 30, 2008 - 6:06 pm If Emperor Palpatine can have them, so can I. It is definitive. Selah. Reply Dawn November 30, 2008 - 7:53 pm These 4 seminarians are modeling the new vestments Pope Benedict has suggested for the Advent season. Your thoughts? Reply Panda Rosa November 30, 2008 - 10:13 pm We are the OFFICIAL representatives of Father Christmas! We have the backing of the Holy Father himself on this! Reply Maureen December 2, 2008 - 12:27 pm In persona Santa. Reply Burnt Marshwiggle December 2, 2008 - 9:08 pm Oh, they’ve encased him in doctronite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the defining process, that is. Reply Leave a Comment Cancel Reply Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Δ This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.