You know that we are Christian by our junk.
This MP3 player with Two Color LCD display, built in mic and speaker, and FM radio is available from ChinaVision in 1 to 4GB models.
Well I guess it could have been cheesier. It could have had a corpus on it where navigation was Reverse/Forward – Left/Right hand spike, Menu – Crown of Thorns, Feet spike – Stop, and Spear Wound – Play.
My question is could you bless it with Holy Water without voiding your warranty? Does it flash a sin error (or sintax error) if you load it with pirated music? What would Jesus have on his playlist?
Though I guess there are advantages. If you are fighting vampires you can have some appropriate mood music such as Gregorian Chant.
I also learned about the Blessed Virgin Mary USB stick that says "Oh Maria keep my data safe."
If it were blessed, wouldn’t it be simony to resell it?
That fact that so much statuary and many other religious goods come from China these days is beyond ironic given their stance against religions, Christianity in particular, and the special hatred for Catholicism.
keep my files in
and my data.
Simony if you sold it at a higher price because of the blessing.
This one is almost as bad as the Crucifix/Whistle I was given by someone who thought it would be appropriate for use when I was ref at a Football (Soccer) game in Mexico.
Is it really that much worse than the other kitschy Christian things out there?
Design-wise it makes sense, the cross shape allows for extra controls. I can’t help but wonder what a Jewish version would looks like, hee hee.
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