This is on the main page of the True Religion Brand Jeans site.
The entire world is about jeans. They’re the true religion of clothing. They’re bighearted–everyone wears them. My jeans–True Religion Brand Jeans–are the most generous of all –they want EVERYBODY to wear them. But they are not for everybody.
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I think it was St. Thomas Aquinas who had explained that there our plant souls, animal souls, and human souls. Was that a misspelling and did he mean pant instead of plant? Jeans have always been part of religion, after all Mose and his brother were from the tribe of Levi and I seem to remember something about Calvinism Klien. But I also think that before I became one with my jeans that I would probably take them off and wash em.