If you ever wondered if their was a satrical Mormon web magazine, well the anwer is yes and it’s called the sugar beet. It contains some funny articles like the following:
Stake Members Asked to Stop Praying for Middle East Peace
THORNTON, CO—After hearing prayers for peace in the Middle East in three different wards during the past month, North Denver stake president David Welch asked all stake members to refrain from such prayers. “We know from revelation that the Middle East has to go to hell in a hand basket before the Savior can return,” said President Welch. “Praying for humans to find a successful resolution is relying on the arm of flesh. People may as well just pray that the Lord’s Second Coming will be delayed. Let those folks fight it out until it gets bad enough for the Savior to step in.”
God is obviously just a dog. Who could have overlooked that? Some of the Mormon Bretheren really need a seeing eye dog, because they are too square, and have made sure their brother is dead.
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