Zorak
posted a funny list of “Halloween Costumes Requiring Minimal Pre-Halloween
Preparation” yesterday. These are my suggestions of what to dress
as:
Former Fetus – No preparation required at all.
Iraqi Soldier – Surrender to anyone who passes by you.
A pro-life Democrat – People have forgotten what they look like, so you could
wear anything.
A popup ad – Just jump in front of people and annoy them until they knock you
down.
Government worker – Walk around and be generally unhelpful.
A liberal – Pass out other peoples candies to children.
