If I wanted to make a hair shirt would I use a hair loom?
Did the saints not remark about their wearing a hair shirt because it would
be inadmissible as hair say?
The upcoming Godless Americans march in
Washington DC to get politicians to be more Godless is that like picketing the
Playboy Mansion to encourage promiscuous behavior.
A man and his servant were out in the woods sitting around a campfire when
the servant noticed “Sir, you have a tick on you arm!”. “Get that blasted
bloated hairy thing off my arm, pluck it out!” said the master. The servant
cautioned “If I pluck it out it will leave its head in arm your and it might
become diseased , better to bring fire to it so that it will remove itself”. “Do
as you say and hurry!”, the servant brought a lighted stick onto the bug. “You
clumsy idiot, you have burned my arm!”. Thus he became the first person in
history to be burned for a hairy tick.
Disclaimer: The humor above is totally of my imagination and any resemblance
to something unfunny is purely coincidental.