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"It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it." GKC

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Blunting the pen

by Jeffrey Miller August 31, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

The Paragraph Farmer has a post on how short attentions spans and reporters failing to do their job and the repercussions is has on everybody.

August 31, 2007 1 comment
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Welcome Daily Breakfast listeners

by Jeffrey Miller August 31, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

For those coming here from
Fr. Roderick Vonhögen’s Daily Breakfast
podcast, the Vatican Air parody is here.

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Punditry

Father forgive me – I threw an aluminum can in the trash

by Jeffrey Miller August 30, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

Forgotten to recycle any newspapers or tin cans recently? Feeling guilty because you neglected to carbon offset your flight to somewhere, anywhere, outside England this summer?

The Roman Catholic Church is at hand with a new line in “green confessions” to help eco-sinners to find forgiveness.

Dom Anthony Sutch, the Benedictine monk who resigned as head of Downside School to become a parish priest in Suffolk, will be at the county’s Waveney Greenpeace festival this weekend to hear eco-confessions in what is thought to be the first dedicated confessional booth of its kind.

Vested in a green chasuble-style garment made from recycled curtains, and in a booth constructed of recycled doors, he will hear the sins of of those who have not recycled the things they ought to have done and who have consumed the things they ought not to have done.

…“I’ve had one or two comments about abuse of the confessional. One or two people have said, ‘Father, is this quite right?’ Luckily, more people see it as an excellent idea.

Some days a parodist can get quite depressed. If I had wrote a parody that had included "Vested in a green chasuble-style garment made from recycled curtains, and in a booth constructed of recycled doors" people might have had a quick laugh but it wouldn’t seem all that plausible. Good parody makes you wonder if something might be a real story. The problem is too many real stories make you wonder if it might be a parody.

Only one or two people have questioned this as an abuse?

Canon 964
+1. The proper place to hear sacramental confessions is a church or
an oratory. +2. The conference of bishops is to issue norms
concerning the confessional, seeing to it that confessionals with a
fixed grille between penitent and the faithful who wish to make use of
them may do so freely. +3. Confessions are not to be heard outside
the confessional without (nisi) a just cause.

You also have to wonder what kind of penances he would give? Say three Hail Al Gore’s? Though you could admit to clubbing a seal and he couldn’t tell anybody because of the seal of confession. Much is always made of what is called Catholic guilt (use to be called a conscience), but this seems like something tailor made for liberal guilt. Though this is not surprising that they would apply confession in the matter since they already have indulgences for your carbon footprint called a carbon offset.

I think though that this is a serious abuse of the sacrament to have a theme to confess on. As important as true stewardship is of what God has given us the solutions given by so many environmentalists are often junk science or just plain ineffective.

August 30, 2007 11 comments
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No offense intended

by Jeffrey Miller August 30, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

The Blake Prize entry titled "Bearded Orientals: Making the Empire Cross" by artist Priscilla Bracks is exhibited in Sydney August 30, 2007. The "double vision" print, which depicts both Jesus Christ and Osama bin Laden, in a Christ-like pose, depending on which side.

I saw this story this morning and then some more information at Cosmos-Liturgy-Sex where the articles explains her motive.

When you observe these two people, Osama Bin Ladin and Jesus, their ethics could not be more different. But they were both pursued by two of the world’s most powerful armies – the US and the Roman armies. Jesus is clearly defined by history, but I am interested in how history will treat the image of Osama.

This work has quite an open text so people are likely to read the image in many different ways. Some have mentioned they see it as a juxtaposition of good and evil, whilst others are interested in its comment on how iconic figures are created.

Well I think it would be more correct to say that Jesus pursued the Roman army (as he pursues all of us) and not that he was pursued by them. Though members of the Roman army did pursue Jesus at times such as the Centurion with great faith who requested that his slave be healed or the other Centurion that at Jesus’ death said "Surely He was the Son of God." This artist though has totally missed the fact that the Roman army as a whole had little to do with Jesus nor any other army.

One thing about this painting though is that it does show a truth despite the artist’s intention. We should see Christ in everybody, especially our enemies when it is the hardest and most difficult to discern. Bin Laden’s actions in no real way reflect Jesus and any parallels are of the reverse type. But Bin Laden like all of us is is created in the image of God. Unfortunately for Bin Laden his message is "Spread the Koran always and if necessary use bombs." It is quite difficult to pray for our enemies and is almost impossible in the case of this terrorist if we can’t discern Christ’s image in him by at least recognizing that Jesus actively wants him to be saved.

Australian artist, Priscilla Bracks, insisted that her Jesus- bin Laden “art”, was not meant to offend but a medium in which to promote discussions and to ask questions about how we think about our world and what is accepted and what is not accepted.

Well you just know that the "promote discussion" excuse would be offered and shelray says it well.

As children, how many of us didn’t enjoy any opportunity to provoke or take a jab those who we did not agree with nor like? I wonder how the crowd who supports her “art”work would be just as supportive if, in the name of promoting discussion and questions, she morphed Margarett Sanger/Planned Parenthood with Hitler or Stalin?

August 30, 2007 8 comments
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Step away from the Holy Water

by Jeffrey Miller August 29, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

ROME: Pilgrims on the Vatican’s fledgling airline were stunned to discover that holy water from Lourdes, in southwest France, cannot be taken on board for security reasons, media reports said on Wednesday.

French security officers seized the liquid — reputed to have miracle-giving qualities — under a Europe-wide anti-terrorism rule that forbids more than 100 millilitres in each passenger’s carry-on baggage.

One pilgrim was so distraught that he drank the holy water on the spot, rather than surrender it to the authorities, Italy’s Il Corriere della Sera newspaper reported.

Well I think they will reject this policy just as soon as they have a demonically possessed hijacker.

I did forget to cover the subject of sacramental security in my Vatican Air parody post. They obviously need a chemical sniffer to be able to differentiate between Holy Water and a liquid explosive. Though I think it might be easier to detect the explosive than the influence of prayerful petition that makes a sacramental efficacious.

There is also a consideration for those new airport security scanners that are much more detailed. Some people might succumb to pride in wearing a hair shirt if it can be detected by the scanner. On Vatican Air people might be screened because they could not detect a scapular or Rosary or other Catholic sacramentals. Screens could though detect non-Catholics and possible threats by saying "The Lord be with you." and if the person doesn’t immediately reply with "And also with you" or "Et cum spiritu tuo", then the person would be more thoroughly screened.

August 29, 2007 9 comments
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Logical consequence

by Jeffrey Miller August 29, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

TS comments on the joint spousal confessional idea.

Husband: "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I’ve had lustful thoughts about other women."

Wife: "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I just knee’d my husband in the groin in a confessional."

August 29, 2007 6 comments
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Sen. Craig

by Jeffrey Miller August 29, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

You put your right foot out,
You tap your right foot then.
You put your luggage forward,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hanky-Panky,
And you hook up around.
That’s what it’s all about!

Senator Craig wanted to cop a feel he didn’t mean to feel a cop.

Senator Craig also flubbed his recent line and should have said "I am not a gay American" to reverse Gov. McGreevey’s precedence.

Now I realize the whole subject is in poor taste but for one thing the media seems to be concentrating on Craig’s hypocrisy and has hardly commented on the homosexual hook up culture. When Ft. Lauderdale Mayor Jim Naugle took up the cause against public bathrooms being used for homosexual sex the media roundly attacked him. Yet this is obviously a national phenomenon that has a well established code to conduct these hook ups to the point of airport police sitting in stalls to stop this behavior, yet this has gotten just about zero coverage.

August 29, 2007 10 comments
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Punditry

Polticians and New Orleans

by Jeffrey Miller August 29, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

Paul Cat at Alive and Young is a resident of New Orleans and writes about how much still needs to be done and the swarms of politicians now swarming there with empty promises. As usual we only get the news that fits a narrative and since the lack of progress can’t be blamed on FEMA and the Federal government as much anymore we will not see stories on New Orleans and the rest of the areas severely damaged by New Orleans. I heard Raymond Arroyo, a former resident of New Orleans, the other day on the Laura Ingraham show talk about the current condition and how despite massive amounts of money little is being done towards a future hurricane.

August 29, 2007 6 comments
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News

Sincerity

by Jeffrey Miller August 28, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

Many are questioning the sincerity of Michael Vick’s finding Jesus. I won’t come down on either side though since I don’t have a dog in this fight.

August 28, 2007 16 comments
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Book Review

The tide is turning

by Jeffrey Miller August 28, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

David Hartline of CatholicReport.org has written a book called "The Tide is Turning Toward Catholicism" that is a very good read. As the title implies it is an optimistic look at the current indicators as to the state of the Catholic Church in the world. Though his optimistic look is not of the Pollyanna variety.

He combines indicators along with history and apologetics to make his points. I found a lot of interesting details that I was not aware of as I read the book especially on history within the last 40 years regarding the Church. Especially nice is that he backs everything up thoroughly with footnotes for each chapter and an extensive references in the back of the book for points made in the various chapters. He also includes several interviews he made for his site CatholicReport.org such as his one with Gene Robinson which is quite amazing.

Despite the fact that I often concentrate on punditry in regards to individuals and groups within the Church I also think that there are a number of positive indicators that are quite hopeful as far as the Church is concerned. Despite the priestly abuse scandals which are often rooted in previous decades there are a number of signs that can be viewed optimistically. I think talking about as the tide is turning is a good simile. The tide will always ebb and flow throughout the history of the Church of which anybody reading Church history will be quite aware of. As I have said before the Church takes a lickin’ but keeps on tickin’ and one of the greatest proofs of the Church is that it survives despite her members.

David looks at the growth of predominantly lay groups defending the faith, youth embracing Apostolic tradition, increase of Eucharistic Adoration, and some of the hopeful signs in Catholic education among some schools, and the Church in culture. He also addresses several other topics such as the decline of liberal churches, the Catholic Vote, and other subjects of a more apologetic nature. His discussions and examples mostly apply directly to the Church in the United States, but some of it can be applied world wide. He doesn’t make the mistake of seeing everything with Rose colored glasses. Catholic education obviously has a long way to go and their will be increasing conflicts with the culture in regards to Catholic truths. This book is both an enjoyable and informative read.

August 28, 2007 10 comments
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