Humor Logical consequence by Jeffrey Miller August 29, 2007 written by Jeffrey Miller August 29, 2007 TS comments on the joint spousal confessional idea. Husband: "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I’ve had lustful thoughts about other women." Wife: "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I just knee’d my husband in the groin in a confessional." 6 comments 0 FacebookTwitterGoogle +Pinterest Jeffrey Miller previous post Sen. Craig next post Step away from the Holy Water You may also like Just wondering April 15, 2007 Still Small Voice Spectrum Distraction Analyzer January 16, 2012 Catholic Religious Order Match May 18, 2016 Mass We Pray November 22, 2009 So what circle of Hell for ad executives? June 10, 2009 New Movie November 18, 2003 Say what? June 27, 2007 It’s a bird, it’s a plane, its Supercardinal May 12, 2012 Just Wondering February 19, 2005 Just Wondering September 25, 2004 6 comments Matthew S August 29, 2007 - 2:36 pm I thought mortification wasn’t recomended as penance anymore? Oh, thats right, you mortify yourself. Yeah, we really don’t need domestic violence in the confessional, how about contrition and forgiveness. Under the Mercy, Matthew S Andy August 29, 2007 - 3:58 pm Dear Matthew S, What? -Andy anon August 29, 2007 - 4:52 pm The wife did what we computer nerds call “real time” sinning. Melody August 29, 2007 - 6:43 pm Best argument I’ve seen yet against the practice. ^_^ Lauren August 29, 2007 - 9:22 pm Hehe Melody, I agree. Can you imagine another case where the husband says ‘Forgive me Father for I have sinned, I’ve cheated on my wife’ and the wife’s reaction? bill912 August 30, 2007 - 12:16 pm I didn’t know that Jimmy Carter and his wife had become Catholic. Comments are closed.