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Top 100

by Jeffrey Miller November 29, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

Happy Catholic tagged me with the 100 Films Meme from the AFI’s top 100.

1) Your favorite five movies that are on the list.

1. Raiders of the Lost Ark
2. It’s a Wonderful Life
3. The African Queen
4. The Gold Rush
5. Duck Soup

Though there are several others that depending on my mood could easily be top 5.

2) Five movies on the list you didn’t like at all.

Well I pretty much have seen all of them and there aren’t any that I didn’t like at all. I liked One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest for the most part, though on rewatching it I hated the ending. I use to work for one of the women who played a nurse in the movie. She ran a children’s theatre company that my father use to work for and that I spent a lot of time at. I also once sang as part of the choir to the patience at Damish Hospital where part of the movie was filmed.

Mainly I would have quibbles about a movie being in the top 100 in the first place, for example Platooon and Easy Rider. Easy Rider was fine if you watched it in the seventies, but it just doesn’t wear well. Some movies you watch when you are younger and think were great at the time just should never be rewatched. Platoon is okay, just not top 100 material or even top 200.

3) Five movies on the list you haven’t seen but want to.

1. Amadeus

I have seen all the others on the list.

4) Five movies on the list you haven’t seen and have no interest in seeing.

Zero for this category.

5) Your favorite five movies that aren’t on the list.

1. The Passion of the Christ

2. A Night at the Opera

3. The Lord of the Rings

4. Braveheart

5. The Haunting of Hill House

November 29, 2007 9 comments
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Undecided

by Jeffrey Miller November 29, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

This morning Michelle Malkin with help of some of her readers revealed that several of the "undecided" voters on last nights YouTube Republican debate were Democrats who were already supporting Democratic Candidates or in one instance part of Hillary’s campaign. People have complained and pointed out that 30 seconds of work on Google would reveal the advocacies of these questioners and that either CNN was totally inept, totally complicit, or a little of both.

Now you might think this is just another example of bias where CNN has once again planted questioners of their choosing. You might be surprised to find out that I am going to defend CNN on this and that they were truly undecided voters. I managed to find some data buried on CNN’s site of a web questionnaire that the YouTube questioners had to fill out when their video’s were making the final cut.

Which Republican Candidate do you hate the most.


















Which Republican Candidate do you want to embarrass the most with a tough question.


















Which Republican Candidate would do more damage to poor people if elected.


















Which Republican Candidate would allow more damage to be done to the environment if elected.


















In each case the questioners were truly undecided on these candidates so let’s give CNN a break and stop complaining about bias.

November 29, 2007 2 comments
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Silence?

by Jeffrey Miller November 29, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

The Australian Catholic Students Association has pledged its loyalty to Pope Benedict XVI on women’s ordination, despite calls for discussion of the issue by signatories of a recent petition from Australian Catholics.

Students Association President Camillus O’Kane said Catholic students are disappointed that some groups continue to push for the “ordination” of women, despite it being declared a non-issue for the Church.

“Ever since Christ established the Church over 2000 years ago and assigned His Apostles the task of sanctifying, teaching and governing the faithful, the office of the priesthood has been has been reserved for men only,” Mr O’Kane said.

A
reader sent me a link to the above article from Australia’s Cath News.
I have never been much impressed with the orthodoxy of Cath News and their headline for this story "Catholic students declare silence on women’s ordination " confirms my prejudice. How issuing a statement is declaring silence is beyond me. If you happened to agree with the Church I guess you are being silent on a subject no matter what you say, but if you dissent than you are speaking out.

The petition was organised by former priests Paul Collins a (pictured) and Frank Purcell and promoted on the Catholica Australia website and elsewhere. Its primary intention is to encourage consideration of married clergy in order to preserve Australian Catholics’ access to priests and the sacraments. It also requests discussion of women’s ordination.

Does anybody else find it highly ironic for a former priest speaking out about the problem of the lack of priests? I believe Diogenes also thought this rather ironic.

At least Cath News ends the article with a great quote.

Meanwhile Hugh Henry of the Melbourne-based John XXIII Fellowship condemned the petition and organised a counter-petition.

Mr Henry, who edits Fidelity magazine, said: “No Catholic can support this. The Church has definitively and repeatedly said that an exclusively male priesthood is not an open question that Catholics can debate about.”

He agreed with the petition that the Church is currently experiencing a dearth of priests. But the solution, he said is to “attack the problem at its source by cleaning out all the ageing, locked-in-the-sixties liberal Catholics in institutions that are responsible for this crisis in the first place.”

Amen to that.

November 29, 2007 3 comments
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Various

by Jeffrey Miller November 29, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

Carnival of Homeschooling

Catholic
Carnival

The Poems of Hilarie Belloc can be found here and easily accessed.

Marcel LeJeune has started a new site The
Catholic Evangelist
. Marcel is also
available to speak at parishes, conferences, etc.

Alive and Young has created some T-Shirt
designs for Planned Parenthood’s contest
.

November 29, 2007 5 comments
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Friends turn 100 after lifetime as nuns

by Jeffrey Miller November 28, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

TWO nuns at an East London convent have recently celebrated
turning 100-years-old, but both said ? with a shrug ? that they don?t feel
any different to when they were 99!

Yesterday, a tea-and-cake party was held
at Emmaus Convent to mark Sister Bertrand’s century seven weeks after her
friend Sister Serena also reached the milestone. "It really doesn’t quite register
in my mind that I am really 100-years-old," said Bertrand, who has been a nun
for 79 years. "I am still not aware, maybe it’s because of old age."

Serena
offered similar sentiments. "I don’t even think about being 100-years-old,"
she said. "I can still do many things by myself. I don’t think about being
old."

The two, both originally from Germany, are now living at the convent
in Cambridge, which is specially for elderly nuns. Bertrand entered the convent
when she was only 18 after growing up in a Catholic home.

The rest of this cool story is
here
.

November 28, 2007 5 comments
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St Padre Pio – Ecumenist

by Jeffrey Miller November 28, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

PESCEANA, Romania, NOV. 27, 2007 (Zenit.org).- The 71-year-old
mother of a former Orthodox priest says she was cured of lung cancer with the
intercession of Padre Pio. After the miracle, the priest explained, he and
his mother, and members of his parish, have become Catholics.

Lucrecia Tudor
was born into the Romanian Orthodox Church and her son, Victor, followed a
vocation to the priesthood. In 2002, he was working in Pesceana, close to Valcea,
in south central Romania. Another son, Mariano, dedicated himself to painting,
especially iconography, and lives and works in Rome.

The story of the family,
and the church they are building dedicated to Saint Pio de Pietrelcina, was
related to ZENIT by Italian journalist, Renzo Allegri.

The rest of this cool story is
here
.

November 28, 2007 1 comment
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The Message is the Medium

by Jeffrey Miller November 28, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

SF Author John C. Wright
takes an axe to Phillip Pulman’s
recent defense of his trilogy by saying
"If I wanted to send a message I would have written a sermon."
In a grand post he shows how Pulman’s sermon as a story form suffered precisely
for this. He shows the inconsistencies in the story arc and the broken promises
made by story elements throughout.
That whenever the demands of the story conflicted with the message, the message
won out.

One thing I liked about John C. Wright’s books that even though almost
all of them were written when he was still an atheist that the stories never
suffered for this and that storytelling was always the most important thing.

The other day he also had a post
on those who charge religion as being wish-fulfillment
.

To those of you who think religion is a self-delusion based on wish-fulfillment,
all I can remark is that this religion does not fulfill my wishes. My wishes,
if we are being honest, would run to polygamy, self-righteousness, vengeance
and violence: a Viking religion would suit me better, or maybe something along
Aztec lines. The Hall of Valhalla, where you feast all night and battle all
day, or the paradise of the Mohammedans, where you have seventy-two dark-eyed
virgins to abuse, fulfills more wishes of base creatures like me than any place
where they neither marry nor are given in marriage. This turn-the-other cheek
jazz might be based any number of psychological appeals or spiritual insights,
but one thing it is not based on is wish-fulfillment.

The charge of wish-fulfillment also seems strange in the face of Jesus calling his disciples to pick up their crosses daily and that they would be persecuted
for following him.
I think it is wish-fulfillment to put off religion by calling it wish-fulfillment.

November 28, 2007 2 comments
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Kindle Redux

by Jeffrey Miller November 28, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

I am going to revise some of my snarky
Amazon Kindle review
since part of it
is in error.

It turns out that you can put your own content on it for free. You can either
email a document and have the converted documented emailed back to you or you
can download Mobi Converter (which might be Windows only) to do this yourself.
After converted you can use a USB cable to put it on the device. If you want
content
wirelessly
to
the
Kindle
than a $.10 fee is charged.

Also it turns out that the Kindle does have a web browser on it so that you
could use an aggregator such as Google Reader or Bloglines to read any content
that you want without being charged a blog or newspaper description fee. This
feature is actually quite interesting since the Kindle uses the Sprint EVDO
network and this service is free with the Kindle. So this is quite interesting
and maybe its best feature and one which Amazon is not advertising – probably
since it costs them money instead of generating it for them. So the price of
the Kindle could be more than compensated by those who would use it primarily
as a internet text reader with free internet access. One caveat though is that
this web browser is on the Experimental menu and so there is question as to
whether Amazon could simply yank this feature at a latter date.

Though they do have some things still to fix in regards to Kindle books they
sell such as the fact some of them cost more than the Hardcover version of
the same book.

For some the Kindle even as a first generation device might
be worthwhile just as an internet device (though the e-ink technology is
not color). For
me though I can buy a lot of books for the price of a Kindle and am still waiting
for a text reading device that would entice me.

November 28, 2007 3 comments
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Not a parody

by Jeffrey Miller November 28, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

A poster promoting a 2006 parish carnival at Hollywood�s Blessed
Sacrament Church has provoked a series of escalating problems � to the point
that some parishioners have asked the Archdiocese of Los Angeles to reign in
their pastor.

Parishioner Larry Bugbee, spokesman for the �Committee of Hundreds of Parishioners
and Friends� of Blessed Sacrament parish, says that their pastor, Fr. Michael
Mandala, S.J., has promoted indecent entertainment at the last two parish carnivals,
which included scantily-clad dancers making sexually suggestive movements in
front of an audience of all ages.

The committee�s foremost complaint is over a poster promoting the 2006 carnival,
which prominently displayed photographs of scantily clad women in suggestive
poses. When a similar poster was circulated for the 2007 carnival, Fr. Mandala
told one parishioner, �It�s not as bad as last year�s.�

…Copies of the 2006 poster have been hand-delivered to Cardinal Roger Mahony,
as well as his Vicar for Clergy, the Clergy Misconduct Oversight Board and the
director of Safeguard the Children for the Archdiocese. In March 2007, a detailed
letter was delivered to the same people, as well as to the Jesuit provincial.
One of the signers of the letter was a former prioress of the Monastery of the
Angels, a cloistered Dominican nun who lives near the parish. Neither Cardinal
Mahony nor anyone else from the Archdiocese has responded to the letter, Bugbee
said.

During the 2006 carnival, parishioner Russell Brown came out of church after
Mass to find several men whistling. He witnessed a female performer shaking her
breasts, then her buttocks onstage.
Article

November 28, 2007 11 comments
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Laying on of cell phone

by Jeffrey Miller November 27, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

Old-time religion met newfangled technology last week when
a hospital-bound minister at a Brooklyn Heights church was installed in a 1,000-year-old
ceremony – by cell phone.

The Rev. Dr. Patrick T. O’Neill was installed as
the new minister of the 175-year-old First Unitarian Church last Sunday in
an event that drew nearly 400 people from around the area and across the country,
including Borough President Marty Markowitz.

The only person who didn’t make
the religious installation, in fact, was O’Neill himself. He was being treated
for a fractured toe by doctors at Long Island College Hospital, but he agreed
to take his vows by cell phone.

” It may be a first,” said O’Neill from his
hospital bed. “Unitarians are kind of famous for loving innovations anyway,
so now here we are, working with a technological innovation.

” It definitely
could be a first,” he added.
Article

Well I guess I have heard being a minister is a call. So if you lose your
vocation is that a dropped call.

You also have to have a real good cell phone
provider to make sure you can hear that still small voice. God does keep
telling all of us "Can you hear me now."

November 27, 2007 9 comments
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