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Dressed like that she will likely shiver her timbers

by Jeffrey Miller April 7, 2009
written by Jeffrey Miller

Some consider a statue of a female pirate scantily dressed in Schuylkill county inappropriate.

It has treasure and boots, tight fitting pants and some say not enough clothing on the top. The pirate statue sits in front of a antique store in Girardville and it’s ruffling some feathers, especially those of a Roman Catholic priest.

“I believe that it’s indecent. I guess it would categorized as soft porn. If there is a definition of that I would call it soft porn,” said Father Edward Commolly.

He believes the statue is a public assault.

The statue has been moved back from the sidewalk, the owners said, because it’s windy but on the day of a recent protest the pirate was standing in full view.

Father Commolly commanded the owners to remove it.

“He pointed to the statue and very dictatorially and said, ‘I curse you. I curse this place. I want to see this destroyed. I want her destroyed,'” said pirate owner Peggy Kanigoski.

“Nor did I curse in the sense of putting a curse on them. In fact I did quite the opposite. I blessed them,” Father Commolly said.

Some people are surpised about the controversy.

“I think it’s art. I don’t see nothing wrong with that,” said Randy Smith of Girardville.

“I think there is worse on television, to tell you the truth. If they want to do anything they shouldn’t worry about a statue, they should start on television,” said Heidi Martin.

The priest said he won’t let the matter drop. He might visit the statue and pray for it’s removal.

The owners said it will remain, drawing potential customers to see their business on the busy main drag.

Hard to know who said what here, though I am skeptical about Fr. Connoly (who also blogs) said what he was accused of saying. Though I do think their might be better things for him to protest than this statue. Though not being worse than what you see on TV is not much of a standard anymore.

April 7, 2009 8 comments
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Pro-life

Reply

by Jeffrey Miller April 7, 2009
written by Jeffrey Miller

Creative Minority Report does an excellent fisk on the reply letter by St. Joseph University regarding the Chris Matthews invite.

The reply is no real surprise and I think I could have wrote it for them. Not just a single issue – check. Can’t please everybody – check. He is a respected journalist – check. Once you throw in that diversionary template you don’t have to give any real answers.

I guess big deal that he called pro-lifers terrorists for opposing Catholic abortion supporter Gov. Sevelius. But hey you can’t please everybody. Besides he has a wealth of experience being a host of a second rate news show on a third tier cable news network. We can’t all be as smart as Jesuit educated Matthews who thinks when human life begins is a “metaphysical” questions as he said before. So what if he also opposes the church on homosexual acts and contraception since he covered the fall of the Berlin wall. Timothy R. Lannon, S.J. the President of the university goes on to say:

Chris Matthews is also a proud, Jesuit-educated Catholic, who attended The College of the Holy Cross. In 2003, that school granted Matthews an honorary degree but came under fire because of his view on abortion. In my conversations with Chris, he told me that he has never questioned the teaching authority of the Church. He is an active member of his parish in Washington, D.C. He is a political commentator who raises issues on how intrusive government should be. Matthews has also received honorary degrees from eight other Catholic universities.

Yes, other people did it is an acceptable excuse for a Catholic university president. Besides if you don’t follow what the Church teaches on abortion you sure as Hell are questioning the teaching authority of the Church. Such as phrase can only make sense with a view of teaching authority that means absolutely nothing, more like tolerance in that they are allowed to teach, but that you have no responsibility to follow the teaching.

April 7, 2009 2 comments
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Bishop William Lori to boycott Sacred Heart University award

by Jeffrey Miller April 6, 2009
written by Jeffrey Miller

Manassas, Va. – Bishop William Lori of the Bridgeport Diocese, chairman of the Board of Trustees of Sacred Heart University (SHU), will boycott the university’s Discovery Awards and Scholarship Dinner on April 22 because it will honor Kerry Kennedy, a pro-abortion Catholic, the Fairfield County Catholic reports. The bishop also expressed his disapproval of the University of Notre Dame’s decision to honor and host President Obama at commencement.

“The nearly quarter million people who have signed the petition opposing Notre Dame’s honoring of an abortion rights supporter will be thankful for Bishop Lori’s public boycott of Sacred Heart University,” said Patrick Reilly, President of The Cardinal Newman Society. “SHU and all Catholic colleges must learn from the mistakes at Notre Dame, where defiance toward the U.S. bishops’ speakers and honorees policy has provoked outrage from Catholics nationwide.”

Sacred Heart University is a Catholic university located in Fairfield, CT. The university will honor Kerry Kennedy at its 20th Annual Discovery Awards and Scholarship Dinner on Wednesday, April 22, 2009 in Old Greenwich, CT. Bishop Lori was an honoree at the 2004 dinner.

The Fairfield County Catholic reports that “Bishop Lori indicated that he will neither support nor attend Sacred Heart University’s Discovery Awards and Scholarship Dinner on April 22 because it will honor Kerry Kennedy, a longtime Catholic pro-choice activist.”

Kerry Kennedy has a personal commitment to supporting abortion rights. According to the Connecticut Post¸ she “has disagreed with the Catholic [C]hurch’s stance on many issues, including abortion, stem cell research and gay marriage.”

Do they have a booking agency for pro-abortion Catholics for commencements and awards for Catholic universities? It seems that way at times.

April 6, 2009 2 comments
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Pray

by Jeffrey Miller April 6, 2009
written by Jeffrey Miller

Please pray for Fr. Jaki who is still in the ICU in Madrid and likely to die soon since they are unable to operate on him.

Update: Fr. Stanley Jaki died this afternoon in Spain. R.I.P. Having read some of his books I will certainly miss him as a writer on science and theology. I really enjoyed his book “Science & Creation, from eternal cycles to an oscillating universe.” whose title might sound off-putting, but is really a fascinating history of science that explores why so man cultures never developed the scientific method.

April 6, 2009 5 comments
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Liturgy

Here's Father

by Jeffrey Miller April 5, 2009
written by Jeffrey Miller

Via Fr. Longenecker.

This article from the Daily Telegraph says priests in the Diocese of Leeds in England have been advised to stop saying ‘Good Morning’ to their congregations at the beginning of Mass.

We have to get rid of the Tonight Show approach to liturgy. Guy comes on stage, “Howya’all doing? Anybody heard any good jokes this week? The Lord be with you…” I knew one priest who would discuss the baseball games of the weekend, give out the birthdays in the parish that week, sprinkle in a few jokes, then introduce the penitential rite with something like, “I know we’ve all done things this week that we thought better of afterwards, let’s tell God about it.” He would also make personal comments while distributing communion, “The Body of Christ, hey Mike, I like your new mustache. The Body of Christ, great new Lexus you’ve got in the parking lot Sally”

Totally agree. It cheapens the Holy Sacrifice of the Mass by making it like a skit or other piece of entertainment that needs an intro. “Live from Sunday morning it’s Jesus Live!” A false act of community when the Mass is already a corporate act of worship of God.

The celebration of Mass is a corporate act, an act of the whole assembly gathered for worship. All the particular ministries serve this corporate function (GIRM, no. 27). In the Mass, the Church is joined to the action of Christ, the high point both of the action by which God sanctifies the world in Christ and of the worship that the human race offers to the Father, adoring him through Christ, the Son of God, in the Holy Spirit (no. 16). We are joined to this divine action through baptism, which incorporates us into the risen Christ. This action, which lies at the center of the whole Christian life (no. 16) is not initiated by us but by God acting in and through the Church as the body of the risen Christ. It becomes our action only to the extent that we give ourselves to this mystery of redemptive worship. The liturgy is designed to bring about in all those who make up the worshiping assembly a participation of the faithful both in body and mind, a participation burning with faithful, hope, and charity (no. 18). To the extent that we are able to participate in this way, the work of redemption becomes personally effective for each of us. By such participation, the General Instruction says, we make the actions and prayers of the liturgy our own; we enter more fully into our personal communion with Christ’s redeeming act and perfect worship (see no. 54, 55, etc.).

What we need to be is catechized about the reality of the Mass.

April 5, 2009 22 comments
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One cannot expect people to be abstinent

by Jeffrey Miller April 5, 2009
written by Jeffrey Miller

“People are human beings, and one cannot expect people to be abstinent. I think the Pope justly could and should express the Catholic Church’s position; however, when he discusses it he can also discuss compassion for those that can’t follow the Church’s position, of course not everyone is Catholic in Africa.”

Comment made by Father Mark C. Aita, S.J., assistant director of St. Joseph University’s Institute of Catholic Bioethics in regards to Pope Benedict XVI’s recent comments against using condoms. So I guess only Catholics must follow Divine law by this faulty line of reasoning. You can always tell a dissenter when they use “Church’s position” as if the Church was a think tank that issued position papers and talking points. Funny how compassion has come to mean allowing people to do gravely evil acts. I guess I am just old fashioned since I though compassion meant “suffering with” and that it would lead to wanting people not to gravely harm their souls.

Good Jesuit, Bad Jesuit also includes this tidbit:

The director of student health services for St. Joseph University in Philedephia , Laura Hurst, believes that “the school’s location offers enough convenience and opportunity to encourage students to purchase” condoms. “We’re very fortunate that we’re not in a very rural pocket, we’re right here on City Avenue,” she said. “Students can just walk to Rite Aid to get condoms, so they are easily accessible if they need them.” She continued.

“It’s always a fine line between staying within the values of the University, which we completely respect, and offering services to the students. We are fortunate that there are other medical centers in the area, and that there are health care providers other than us.

April 5, 2009 11 comments
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Parody

Palm Sunday

by Jeffrey Miller April 5, 2009
written by Jeffrey Miller

Here is my post from the last three years.

Of course Palm Sunday leads to:

A major part of Palm’s line.

The Palm Pilate.

Paul at Alive and Young has his own funny Palm Sunday graphic.

April 5, 2009 1 comment
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Vocations

Man of Christ – Video by Seminarians of Cardinal Glennon College

by Jeffrey Miller April 4, 2009
written by Jeffrey Miller

Can be found here.

April 4, 2009 0 comment
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I felt this thrill going up my leg – oh wait it was a tick

by Jeffrey Miller April 4, 2009
written by Jeffrey Miller

PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania, April 3, 2009 (LifeSiteNews.com) – Undeterred by the Notre Dame scandal, another Catholic University has invited a pro-abortion celebrity to address the school and receive an honorary degree at this year’s graduation ceremony.

St Joseph’s University of Philadelphia announced in March that political commentator Chris Matthews, a vocal proponent of abortion, is due to offer the commencement address and receive an honorary doctorate in communications at the 2009 Commencement ceremonies on Saturday, May 16.

Despite his avowed identity as a Roman Catholic, Matthews is known for his strong support of legalized abortion.

Matthews recently sparked criticism on the March 2 edition of his program, MSNBC’s “Hardball with Chris Matthews,” for a statement comparing pro-life advocates to terrorists.[reference]

Well if the most prominent Catholic university in the U.S. can bring in the most radically pro-abortion President – then big deal if another one brings in one of his supporters. Actually we need to get all of these culture of death Catholics together for an award ceremony. The Iscariot Awards would be the perfect ceremony for them especially on Spy Wednesday.

April 4, 2009 8 comments
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Conscience is King

by Jeffrey Miller April 4, 2009
written by Jeffrey Miller

Yesterdays vote on a conscience protection law proposed by Senator Tom Colburn that would protect health care workers who object to abortions from participating in the procedure.

Boo!

Catholic Senators still voted against the protection of these “human rights” including: Begich (D-AK), Dodd (D-CT), Kaufman (D-CT), Durbin (D-IL), Harkin (D-IA), Landrieu (D- LA), Collins (R-ME), Mikulski (D-MD), Kerry (D-MA), McCaskill (D-MO), Menendez (D-NJ), Gillibrand (D-NY), Reed (D-RI), Leahy (D-VT), Cantwell (D-WA), Murray (D-WA).

Yeah!

The nine Catholic Senators that voted for the amendment were; Murkowski (R-AK), Martinez (R-FL), Risch (R-ID), Brownback (R-KS), Bunning (R-KY), Vitter (R-LA), Johanns(R-NE), Voinovich (R-OH), and Casey (D-PA).[reference]

This proposal was taken in advance of the Obama administration rolling back conscience protection that was put in place towards the end of the Bush administration. So if it comes to military service in the time of a draft a conscientious objector is to be protected, but somebody in the medical industry who does not want to be involved in killing which is never licit – well that is another story.

Well we can expect Obama supporting Catholics who often talk about following conscience to respond to this – oh yeah cue the crickets.

April 4, 2009 3 comments
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