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The Curt Jester

"It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it." GKC

Punditry

Opposite Day

by Jeffrey Miller April 12, 2010
written by Jeffrey Miller

Sometimes you would think everyday is opposite day in regards to the media.

The one public leader who did the most covertly to help the Jewish people during WWII is of course vilified by the media as being anti-Semitic and not doing anything.

Now we have the case of one Cardinal who as he became aware of individual cases of priestly abuse and later the scope of the abuse scandal  reacted to the problem.  As Pope he  is now of course vilified as not only not doing enough, but through his actions contributing to the problem.

The media’s opposite day though does not just effect reporting in regards to the Pope.  Mostly all reporting on the Catholic Church is backwards as if every story is run through a simple inverter.

Now apparently the media is under the impression that laicization confers an ontological change in regards to a sexual abuser.  That somehow once a priest involved in the depravity of sexual abuse when laicized all problems will subsequently go away.  I guess Stephen Kiesle didn’t get the message since after he was laicized he got married and then went on to abuse others after this.  For the media it does not matter that the priest in this case was already removed from ministry by his Bishop.

You have to wonder why it is that the ire is directed to then-Cardinal Ratzinger and not the California courts who gave Stephen Kiesle a light sentence and then destroyed the evidence after a two year probation.

The media does an excellent service when it exposes how abuse was mishandled, hidden, or the problem shuffled off to another parish/diocese.  Great evil has been done by those who contributed to the problem instead of protecting their flock.  It is hard to come up with a good reason why bishops would shuffle abusive priests in the first place.  It is safe to say there motives were not to inflict abuse on more victims.  Perhaps some thought that treatment programs would actually work or that a change of scenery would be just the thing — An almost criminal naiveté.  Or simply as so many do they justified the act to hide scandal or to make a problem seem to just go away.  Sin always twists reason until so many vapid justification might seem actually defensible.  Add to this a denial of exactly what they had done and the efforts to hide this we came to the current situation that first broke out here, then places in Europe, and sadly we will find the same in other countries as time goes on.  I have wondered why so many Irish bishops have resigned and yet only one American Cardinal did. It is not as if we didn’t have plenty of protectors of abusers here.  Maybe the Irish bishops had more shame for their actions, I just don’t know.  We have had plenty of diocese pay out millions to those abused, yet the enablers of abuse are pretty much left in place.  I wish that famous Catholic guilt would have been more effective for those destined to wear millstones if they do not repent.

These cases also go to the problem of what you do with sexual abusers generally? Priestly abusers must of course be removed from ministry, but I wonder if just washing your hands of them and releasing them to the general public is the best process?  Those involved with sexual abuse are rarely cured of this and as history has shown will go on and abuse others even if they had spent a term in prison. Societies answer of having a list of sexual abusers where people can find if they are living in their neighborhoods hasn’t prevented abuse in some cases.  The Church just can’t send abusers off to a remote monastery to live out the rest of their lives.  Abusers often see themselves as the victim and are unlikely to remain there.  The Church also can not run a prison for such individuals, that is the role of society which unfortunately is prone to releasing abusers pack into society.  Considering the recidivism rates for sexual abuse should the sentences become lifetime sentences?  There is the case of Alessandro Serenelli who attempted to rape Saint Maria Goretti and who did repent of his act and later lived a life of penance.  Cases like this are rare and most abusers are not helped via the world of psychiatry. These are the questions we should be grasping with instead of the stupdity  of trying to link Pope Benedict XVI as a problem in regards to priest abuse.

April 12, 2010 7 comments
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Geek

The iPad

by Jeffrey Miller April 8, 2010April 8, 2010
written by Jeffrey Miller

5 years ago I had joked about not becoming one of those iPod People and that I checked my bed at nighttime making sure nobody placed an iPod near me making me one of those strange people that become Apple fanboys. Maybe I had seen Invasions of the Body Snatchers one too many times, but the idea of having an iPod (what a stupid name I though) was alien (pun intentional ) to me. At the time Jimmy Akin had commented back “I’ll tuck one under your pillow.”

Needless to say I later became one of the iPod people. I am convinced though that Apple has special brainwashing capabilities encoded into their software because within a couple of years I subsequently switched over totally to Macs and happily left my days since the original IBM PC behind me. To put it simply I have become an Apple fanboy and not only do I drink the Apple Kool-Aid I have it intravenously fed to me. As a full-time Windows application developer I am very happy with Windows 7, but I still prefer coming home to use my Macs. I give this preamble to let you know how “objective” the following review will be.

For the last couple of years following Apple news I became annoyed by the number of people clamoring for a tablet computer from Apple. I wished Apple would release one just to shut those people up. I just had no interest in a tablet computer. Sure it would be kind of cool, but really usable? After the iPad announcement though, the subliminal brainwashing program in Apple software started to make me want an iPad. Sure the name is the worst name since, well, the iPod – but since my iPod Touch had become such an integral part of my daily life I thought the same great interface would be even better on a larger screen. So marching to the orders of Steve Jobs I pre-ordered the “magical” iPod and picked it up last Saturday.

When the iPad was first announced people joked about it being just a big iPhone/iPod Touch and I even twittered that I would sell an iPad upgrade kit which would include an iPod Touch and a big magnifying glass. Ars Technica in a thorough review started by saying:

The iPad isn’t a big iPod touch—an iPod touch is a miniature iPad that restricts the full multitouch experience in exchange for offering greater portability. With the iPad, in contrast, you get multitouch the way it was meant to be done.

This is exactly right. Multitouch on the iPhone/iPod Touch made a small portable device actually usable and set the standard for excellent smart phones that came after it.

Reading

I did a good amount of reading via my iPod Touch especially after the Kindle App came out for it. I really liked having my books with me and being able to read at pretty much every occasion. I thought if only the screen was bigger it would be even a better experience. I thought the same thing using iBreviary the Liturgy of the Hours app. I have been wanting an eBook reader and came close several times to getting the Sony Reader and then later I looked seriously at the Kindle and later the Kindle 2. But forking out the money to buy a dedicated reader that could basically do one thing well, I kept putting it off waiting for the eBook reader I would be comfortable with. I justified to myself buying an iPad mainly as a reader and when you think it is only a hundred dollars more than the original Kindle and close to the same price as the larger Kindle DX which is a little smaller than the iPad’s screen.

Apple’s book app is called iBooks and it is simply the best eBook reading app I have come across. In landscape mode you get two pages displayed just as if you were reading a regular book. Lots of options for changing the colors and the font size to suit your taste, but all book apps have this. You can even buy book directly via iBooks or use ePub formatted books. I have a large collection of ePub books I have read from Project Gutenberg, Baen Books, and other sources. Plus Ignatius Press supports this format. I am into my second book on the iPad and just love the reading experience. The weight of the iPad is no deterrent since it was similar to reading a hardcover book and I found I had no problem holding it for the prolonged reading binges that are my habit. A good eBook reader just becomes invisible to you as you just get immersed in the book. Plus the case I got for the iPad turns into a stand that I could just place on the table and read from. While the iPad does not have as high a screen resolution as e-Ink technology in the Kindle and other readers, I found that this was not a problem. I experienced no eye-strain from prolonged reading. Apple screens though are very glossy and so the iPad is not something you can read from in direct sunlight. The glossy screen is quite beautiful and really brings out the colors. The Kindle though can be read in direct sunlight, but needs a book light or other lighting source since its screen is not backlit. Reading in bed with the iPad because of its LED backlit screen is quite nice and my poor book light now sits quietly on my table. It is nice to have a even uniform illumination of a book instead of the patches of light and shadow you usually get. The Kindle App on the iPad is also very good, but not as good as iBooks and the Kindle App still does not have a application for buying books other than the normal Amazon page. The iBook app has a nice built in store that works pretty much like iTunes – but like iTunes not the greatest for just browsing to find something. If you know what you are looking for you can download and be reading something in no time. Like Amazon, Barnes & Noble, etc — the books you buy via iBooks are wrapped in Digital Rights Management (DRM) so they are pretty much restricted to the devices. Unfortunately the publishing industry has not yet learned the lessons of the music industry in that DRM only hurts your customers and does not deter hackers in any way. Though I am fairly confident that since I can read all these different formats from different stores right now on one device, I will continue to be able to do the same in the future. Regardless, I love reading on the iPad and returning to normal books is harder. For those who can’t do without the smell of a good book I would suggest buying an iPad and wafting the smell of a good book towards it.

Since I am getting older I have resorted to reading glasses and I am not sure if wearing glasses makes reading off a glossy screen easier so your mileage may vary.

Battery and Portability

Apple advertised that you would get about 10 hours battery life. Manufacturers often exaggerate battery life for some usage case that does not match the real world. In this case Apple lied about battery life — eleven to twelve hours of use is more like it. I bring this to work with me and pretty much have it running all day listening to podcasts, music, web browsing, twitter, etc and I have yet not come close to running out of power at the end of a day of use. It recharges best off of the supplied power plug, but charges more slowly over higher power USB ports, and charges even slower over other USB ports.

I take my iPad to work with me and just tuck it under my arm as I walk a good distance from the parking lot to my cubicle. So while the iPad is not exactly super light at 1.5 pounds, it is light enough to be highly portable.

Keyboard

The major problem with all tablets is of course keyboard entry. Virtual keyboards leave a lot to be desired to type from. But as virtual keyboards go the iPod in landscape mode is very easy to type on.

I have the Apple case which can be folded to place the iPad as in the above picture or can stand vertically on any flat surface. Positioned as above is the most natural and easiest method to type, with practice you can pretty much type at a normal pace. You can also connect to any keyboard that support Bluetooth. I have a wireless Bluetooth keyboard I use with my Mac, but I haven’t felt the need to pair it with the iPad since the virtual keyboard was good enough.

Screen and Form Factor

Apple has a pendant for high glossy screens as I mentioned previously and they are not to everyone’s taste. I have grown use to them and for my usage I don’t run into problems with screen reflection. The vibrant colors really makes viewing the myriad applications on the screen stand out. 1024-by-768-pixel resolution at 132 pixels per inch (ppi) is not high definition and widescreen movies will play back at less than full screen because of the aspect ratio. I can see though why Apple made the decision not to use the 16×9 aspect ratio when I look at the just released Joo Joo tablet that does have that ratio. In portrait mode the Joo Joo just doesn’t look right. The iPad looks great in either orientation and the 9.7 inch screen is a good compromise in both giving you a good amount of screen real estate while still being highly portable.

The viewing angle on the screen is amazing. You can look at the screen from most angles and it is viewable. If you look at a normal LCD panel when you get a little off axis the screen is hardly readable.

Interactivity

Touch interactivity for a normal computer monitor is not that useful in real life. A smaller screen at easy distance to your hands is another story. The iPad is just plain fun to use as you interact with the applications. Pinching and zooming with your fingers along with navigating around a screen becomes so natural. Reading all the sites and news sources I follow I don’t feel restricted and I can do this pretty much anywhere I want around the house, etc. The applications coming out for the iPad are just starting to take advantage of this new device and I can easily see applications improving even more as they take full advantages of the iPad.

Apple had previously bought a chip maker and the ARM chip they subsequently created is what they use to power the iPad. The one thing most people notice when using the iPad is just how responsive it is. There is no lag when interacting with the screen and zooming/panning photos just keeps up with your finger interactions. It certainly does not feel like an underpowered netbook.

Applications

The iPhone/iPod Touch launched a gigantic flood of applications ranging from the extremely stupid to innovative apps mostly at very low prices. iPad applications are following along in the same way. Some applications though really take advantage of the larger screen and the fuller possibilites and they are charging more than their iPhone/iPod Touch cousins. Applications like The Elements really show the possibilities and comic books fans will like what Marvel has done with their app. As a casual gamer I ended up gaming more than I usually would on my iPod Touch. Gaming on the iPad though really kicks it up a notch and games like Plants & Zombie become more detailed and more like console gaming. I am very interested to see what Catholic apps will come out for the iPad. iBreviary is suppose to be coming to the iPad. For now I am using the Universalis app which while pricey at $24 dollars ($40 bucks originally on the iPhone) really is about perfect for the Liturgy of the Hours viewing wise. Now if only someone out there could get the permission to do a Catechism app – that would be excellent. Logos Bible Software has a very good free application that if you own the desktop version of Logos will let you use books and study materials you have bought. I noticed that Jeff Cavins twittered that he was reading the Bible via his iPad using the ESV Study Bible and RSV-CE from Ignatius Press (I assume in their ebook forms).

One thing about the iPad is that it is more than just a device for an individual. This can easily be a gaming device for a family to use since the screen is large enough for board games and the Scrabble app really shows the possibilites for multi-player use that does not mean playing over the internet.

You can even use applications you might have gotten previously for the iPhone/iPod Touch. They can be displayed at normal size or expanded to fill the screen. Filling the screen will of course introduce some distortion, but I have found it an acceptable trade off for applications not updated yet for the iPad.

I have a NetFlix subscription and I stream a good amount of content on my computer to watch. So I was mighty pleased to find that NetFlix had an app for the iPad from day one. Hopefully Hulu will be doing the same.

What is missing?

This is a first generation device and of course there is room for improvement. Most people would think that it not having a built in camera to be rather odd. We have gotten so use to camera’s being available on most phones and now laptops. Many pundits think that a front-facing camera is really what is needed for video Skype, etc. I think they are correct in that it really should have a camera and that Apple could have found a way to include one. Though as Apple is fond of doing they will include one later as a reason to upgrade. I don’t use the camera on my laptop anyway, but some will find the absence more troubling — especially since every table they will come out now will have one.

For whatever reason Steve Jobs and Apple hate Adobe Flash and don’t want it on the iPad/iPhone/iPod Touch. While there are some technical reasons why this is so and that Flash causes many browser crashes, Apple is being a bit of a jerk here. Steve Jobs does not need to save us from CPU intensive and buggy software. Regardless, I haven’t really missed not having Flash. YouTube and many other sites will serve HTML 5 instead of Flash when they detect a browser without Flash installed. I especially don’t miss ads in Flash. Hulu is the only case where I wished the iPad supported Flash, but I think Apple is winning the Flash jihad in that HTML 5 is becoming more prevalent at a faster pace to specifically support the iPad.

Another typical Apple hardware design tactic is that inputs and buttons are kept to an absolute minimum. This means that there is no card reader, USB port, etc. Apple will be selling a plug so that you can connect your camera to the iPad to upload photos – at an additional cost of course. Depending on the application you can output video via a VGA adapter (not included).

Multitasking is often cited as something missing form the iPhone/iPad/iPhone Touch. They do have limited multitasking in that for example the Apple app for playing music will run in the background when using third party apps. That missing piece was in part taken care of today. Apple announced that the 4.0 software for the iPhone/iPad/iPhone Touch iPhone/iPad/iPhone Touch (depending on model) would be included. It really looks like multitasking done right for devices that are more limited in memory and CPU speed than larger devices. Unfortunately the software update will not hit the iPad until September. It will be nice to be able to then use Pandora at the same time as another app. Multitasking will also be great for collecting information from the internet and using it with other applications. Yes you can cut and paste between apps right now, it will just be a better and faster experience. There were a bunch of other enhancements included in the 4.0 software release that will really improve the experience of the device.

For now only the WI-FI model has been released with a WI-FI/3G model being released later this month for a $130 more for each model. For those who want to use 3G the news is good that at least you will not need a contract and can go as low as $15 dollars a month and can just turn it on one month and off in another with no hassel. The iPad supports the newer micro-SIM card and when other wireless providers support this you will be able to use whatever carrier you want, for now it is still AT&T.

Computer replacement

Is the iPad a computer replacement? For most people the answer is no. For now at least the iPad like its smaller processors syncs up with a computer via iTunes. While there is much it can do stand-alone such as browsing the web, emails, gaming, etc; unless something has changed, software updates are gotten via iTunes on a computer. While you could use this device standalone and even buy music/books/apps without access to a computer — this is not the best usage case. For one you want to be able to keep everything backed up which only happens via synching.

I listen to a lot of podcasts and for whatever reason you have to use iTunes on the computer to subscribe to podcasts and then sync them to your device. While you could download an episode of a podcast manually via the iPad you can’t just wirelessly update a list of shows you listen to. Apple really should address this limitation.

While the iPad is not really a computer replacement it is an excellent enhancement to your normal computer workflow. If you have a desktop computer and thought about getting a laptop/netbook in addition, then in that case the iPad would be just about perfect. When I go on vacation I plan to just take the iPad and maybe a wireless keyboard instead of my laptop. I can easily see the iPad filling in perfectly in that situation without really missing anything.

Summary

The iPad is really is a new device filling in a part of the computer ecosystem that did not previously exist. It is certainly a device you can do without. After all we have gotten along without it up till now. The iPad though once used is a device you want and then wonder how you got along without it previously. I have found that some of my co-workers who asked me about my iPad that once I demonstrated it to them would move from skeptical to trying to justify buying one — or at least seeing its merit. Maybe the PC based tablets starting to come out will be better all-around devices. Well we have had touch screens for year and pretty much no market for them. The iPad really does the tablet right for the most part and as Apple often seems to do will set the standard for others now and in the future.

But then again I am just a geek easily distracted by shiny gadgets. This is one heck of a nice shiny gadget!

April 8, 2010April 8, 2010 20 comments
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Punditry

The Loser Letters

by Jeffrey Miller April 7, 2010
written by Jeffrey Miller

When I first saw The Loser Letters advertised I wasn’t much interested. It wasn’t until I read more about it and hear d and interview with Mary Eberstadt, the author, on Al Kresta’s show that I knew it was a book right up my alley.  In some ways it follows in the tradition of C.S. Lewis’s The Screwtape Letters, except this time an atheist convert writes a series of letters giving advice to the “new atheists.”

The letters from from the point of view of a twenty-something women convert to atheism  seeks to help out the new atheist in addressing questions they either give short shrift to or have totally ignored.  A.F. Christian (A Former Christian) really loves the books of all the new atheists that have hit the charts and just wants to give some helpful advice.

What results is a brillant sharp critique on major areas that the new atheists or even the old atheists never address.  Many of the things she brought up I had never noticed before such as the lack of women among the new atheists.

April 7, 2010 2 comments
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Punditry

Warning for Commonweal Readers

by Jeffrey Miller April 7, 2010
written by Jeffrey Miller

Since some jokers out there thing it is funny to use my email to sign me up to dissident Catholic organizations I got this one today.

Warning for Commonweal Readers


Dear Friend of Commonweal,

It has come to our attention that some readers are receiving fraudulent email messages claiming they are from Commonweal Magazine and concerning access to your account.

It then goes on to show a sample of the faked emails.

Commonweal should have sent out similar emails some time ago.

Warning for Commonweal Readers

It has come to our attention that all of our readers have been receiving fraudulent Catholic magazines from writers claiming they are Catholic. We are concerned about the possible confusion between actual Catholic teaching and the Commonweal magazine emailed to your home.

April 7, 2010 3 comments
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Liturgy

Blessed start of Easter

by Jeffrey Miller April 4, 2010April 5, 2010
written by Jeffrey Miller

Easter is always a joyous feast that goes from the low of Good Friday to the heights of Easter and the repercussions of the Resurrection of Christ. Sad that my sins required such a response, but so glad all the same to still not be in my sins and that they could be forgiven.

For most of my life Easter was just a distraction. Nothing to really look forward to. Sure hiding eggs for your kids can be fun, but the secularism of Easter can not hold a candle to the truth of Easter. Mostly I would just get annoyed that so many stores closed on Easter.

Easter now as a Catholic is another story.  The preparation of Lent is such a good reminder  to the build-up of the Easter season which runs to Pentecost.  Though I am still working towards realizing the full sense of Easter.  It is way too Easy to see Christmas as the greatest feast when really the penultimate feast is Easter.  The Feast of the Incarnation marks an important part of the path for our Messiah, but that birth was marching towards the Crucifixion and Resurrection from the beginning.  Since the culture also really emphasizes one feast over the other it is just too easy to forget the full ramification of Easter.  As a child and budding materialist the materialism of receiving gifts was up my alley and I liked the various Christmas traditions and their trappings even if I had no idea who Jesus was.  As an adult I am more excited about Easter and the fact that my sins could indeed be forgiven.   I whole-heartily echo Chesterton’s answer on why he became of Catholic, “To get rid of my sins.”

The part of the Easter Vigil where the lights come on and we for the first time since before Lent sing the Gloria still brings tears to my eyes.  I like going to the Easter Vigils because of the baptisms of the catechumen and the reception of the candidates into full communion with the Church.  This year I was surprised by the rather large groups of both catechumen and candidates, I believe the most I have seen in my parish since I came into the Church 11 years ago.  The parish administrator made a point about people entering the Church despite the massive onslaught by the media to attack Catholics at every turn.  What Fr. Richard Neuhaus called the long Lent after the breakout of all the priestly abuse scandals in the United States has turned into a longer Lent as it extends in Europe. Jesus stills calls people into the Church despite the noise of society as he will always do.

I am not really a Bill O’Reilly fan, but I saw something today that he said that I mostly agree with.

A number of Catholics have left the church because of the priestly sins, but not me. From the beginning, in Sister Claudia’s first grade class, I understood that the Catholic Church was about Jesus, not Father Flannery. Believe me, I saw so many loons in my Catholic school days that I should be a Buddhist. But it is the theology, not church leadership, that keeps me in the fold.

Well while I do love the theology in the Church, it is Jesus that keeps me in his Church. Besides I don’t want to wear Jesus out by having him continuously go out and find me and carry me back on his shoulders.

I came into the Church after listening to Catholic Answers and reading tons of material both on the Church and the news of the Church’s members in present times along with the past. I knew full well the problems in the Church and that I was not entering a perfect Church staffed with nothing but saints. Otherwise they would not have let me in. While I am certainly scandalized at times by those who profess the faith, my faith can not be shaken by them. I can understand how some can be so scandalized as to leave the Church, but I answer with “Lord, to whom shall we go, You have the Words of Everlasting Life.”

Still I rejoice to see those coming into the Church and I am always so curious to want to know them and to hear their stories of how the Lord brought them into the Church. While there are often a lot of common threads, each story is a unique one.

I wish each and every one of you a Blessed Eastertide and the joy that comes with it.

April 4, 2010April 5, 2010 13 comments
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Humor

A Psalm to the NYT

by Jeffrey Miller March 31, 2010March 31, 2010
written by Jeffrey Miller

I think that the New York Times must have been printed in King David’s day, or possibly a similar version called the New Jerusalem Times.  Psalm 52 is what spurred this thought.

Why do you boast, O mighty man,
of mischief done against the godly?
All the day you are plotting destruction.
Your tongue is like a sharp razor,
you worker of treachery.
You love evil more than good,
and lying more than speaking the truth. [Selah]
You love all words that devour,
O deceitful tongue.
…
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Punditry

Pope hunt

by Jeffrey Miller March 30, 2010
written by Jeffrey Miller

There have been some good explanations of the Fr. Murphy case in regards to the Congregation of the Doctrine of the Faith and how then-Cardinal Ratzinger was involved in the case.  I think though that Jimmy Akin has the clearest and best presentation of the Fr. Murphy case I have seen.  He lays out the facts as we know them along with the Church’s process and timeline of events.  He also points out areas where the handling of the case could prudentially be criticized.

The hysteria that the New York Times generated in it’s piece which could be described as a “Pope hunt” go so far beyond the evidence that it is hard to see other than malice involved.  Though Jimmy Akin also charitably addresses this aspect.

March 30, 2010 40 comments
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Pro-life

They have it backwards

by Jeffrey Miller March 28, 2010
written by Jeffrey Miller

I think these Religious Sisters have something confused.  The goal is to be called “good and faithful servants” by Jesus, not Planned Parenthood.

March 28, 2010 0 comment
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Punditry

I thought Nietzsche had already killed God?

by Jeffrey Miller March 28, 2010March 28, 2010
written by Jeffrey Miller

Carl Olson at Ignatius Press looks at the announcement of  Pullman’s new book.

Using the four Gospels as its source, The Good Man Jesus and the Scoundrel Christ, which will be published on Wednesday, has the naive young Mary giving birth to twins after a visit by a mysterious stranger claiming to be an angel.

Hmmm, how clever: Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde meets the Four Evangelists. Per the usual rewritings of the life of Jesus (now taken on by approximately 5,267,201 authors, of whom 83.54% deny the existence of Jesus), Pullman relies on the four Gospels while seeking to undermine, subvert, and dismiss much or most of what is in the Gospels. Thus, Pullman’s book “contains manipulated versions of familiar episodes from the Gospels, including the Wise and the Foolish Virgins. According to Pullman: ‘I think my version is much closer to what Jesus would have said. The version in the Gospels is so different from what he said usually.'” This is something like the Jesus Seminar on crack—which is akin to a drunk on crack—when it comes to biblical scholarship. (It is really just a riff on the old “historical Jesus” vs. “Christ of faith” debate. Yawn.) Think of it: Pullman denies that the Gospels aren’t accurate in recording Saying A of Jesus because it doesn’t seem similar enough to Sayings B, Q, and Z, which also appear in the Gospels, but which are accepted as being more legitimate because…um…well…Pullman says so.

Carl’s headline was “Philip Pullman apparently missed the entire 20th century” which is quite appropriate. The title of Pullman’s book also shows that he missed some of the basic apologetics arguments by C.S. Lewis of Lord, Lunatic, or Liar or maybe he has settled on he is both a lunatic and a liar.

What amazes me of the new atheists is the absolute hubris. As if nobody throughout the history of Christianity noticed the differences in the Gospel accounts. It is so obvious that they have never even attempted to see what the Christian defense to their arguments might be and just plow on as if they are saying something valuable and unique. Their amazing insights to aid us poor ignorant Christians who have never attempted to bring reason to the Gospels.

The new atheists such as Pullman also seem to have also missed the 13th century. They would learn a lot from the likes of St. Thomas Aquinas and how he answered questions. While they obviously are not going to argue on the same side of this saint, at least they could take up the format. St. Thomas Aquinas presented the arguments of others accurately and in many cases made better arguments for a position then had been originally presented. He took opposing arguments seriously and then responded to them. The new atheists don’t even erect a strawman. The amount of straw they use might fill up part of a trouser leg or a shirt sleeve, but not a full strawman. Maybe they are waiting for evolutionary forces to create a full strawman from a primordial straw bale.

As a former atheist the new atheists rather embarrass me. Give me an honest atheist seeking the truth any day. But dogmatic atheism is another story.

March 28, 2010March 28, 2010 4 comments
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Parody

More Palm Sunday

by Jeffrey Miller March 28, 2010March 23, 2013
written by Jeffrey Miller

Palm Pre

The Palm Pre-Resurrection is a great new phone.

Based on the JewOS with all its great features,
this phone builds on that rich salvation feature
set and adds the promise of the coming Messiah
brought to fulfillment.

Besides Airplane Mode the Palm Pre-Resurrection
comes  with both “Hosannah” and “Crucify him!”
Mode.  So based on your fickle mood of the moment
you can quickly switch the mode.

In this busy work-a-day world we don’t mind
carving out a little time saying Hosannah to Jesus,
but with all our demands we don’t want to
make it integral to our life since what would
our friends and co-workers think if we really
followed Jesus 24/7?

You can easily set your contacts to automatically
choose between Hosannah” and “Crucify him!”
so you can impress both your Christian and
secular/atheist friends.

My older Palm Sunday Parody.

Of course Palm Sunday leads to:

A major part of Palm’s line.

The Palm Pilate.

Paul at Alive and Young has his own funny Palm Sunday graphic.

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Jeff Miller is a former atheist who after spending forty years in the wilderness finds himself with both astonishment and joy a member of the Catholic Church. This award-winning blog presents my hopefully humorous and sometimes serious take on things religious, political, and whatever else crosses my mind.

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About Me

Jeff Miller is a former atheist who after spending forty years in the wilderness finds himself with both astonishment and joy a member of the Catholic Church. This award winning blog presents my hopefully humorous and sometimes serious take on things religious, political, and whatever else crosses my mind.
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  • The Curt Jester: Disturbingly Funny --Mark Shea
  • EX-cellent blog --Jimmy Akin
  • One wag has even posted a list of the Top Ten signs that someone is in the grip of "motu-mania," -- John Allen Jr.
  • Brilliance abounds --Victor Lams
  • The Curt Jester is a blog of wise-ass musings on the media, politics, and things "Papist." The Revealer

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