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"It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it." GKC

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Name Change Poll

by Jeffrey Miller August 8, 2010August 9, 2010
written by Jeffrey Miller

I have been thinking of renaming my blog from The Curt Jester to the The Catholic Jester. I don’t feel as curt as I once did and am hopefully more Catholic. So if you are inclined to helping me out her on this question please answer the poll question or leave a comment.

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Update: OK, The Curt Jester it remains and for the good reasons mentioned in the comments. Besides sticking with the pun is more my style. I originally choose the name in homage to the Danny Kaye movie The Court Jester which I own and love and have watched repeatedly. I so enjoy Danny Kaye movies for his great talent and humor and The Court Jester is a classic with some of the greatest movie lines. Thanks for participating in this poll.

August 8, 2010August 9, 2010 12 comments
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The Gospel of Pelosi

by Jeffrey Miller August 5, 2010
written by Jeffrey Miller

Recently Nancy Pelosi after at a Catholic conference on the Word made Flesh was asked at what point that happened. You can imagine her mangled answer which you can find at American Papist.

You can almost imagine what would have happened if Nancy Pelosi had written the prologue from the Gospel of John.

At some unspecified time I would rather not pin down was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
He was in the beginning or possible at some later time with God;
..
And the Word became flesh and dwelt among us, full of grace and truth; we have beheld his glory, glory as of the only Son from the Father. But don’t ask me when the Word became flesh because it would be embarrassing to my political career to state the obvious and its connection with my support of abortion.

August 5, 2010 6 comments
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Devotion Meme

by Jeffrey Miller August 4, 2010
written by Jeffrey Miller

Happy Catholic tagged me with this meme which calls for me to name my five favorite devotions.

  • Rosary
  • Liturgy of the Hours
  • Our Lady of Mt. Carmel
  • Sacred Heart of Jesus
  • The Jesus Prayer

I tag

  • Standing on my Head
  • Acts of the Apostasy
  • Big C Catholics
  • Deeps of Time
  • Oblique House

I always find it ironic that we use the term meme on Catholic blogs considering the term was coined by Richard Dawkins in The Selfish Gene.

August 4, 2010 4 comments
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Mea Culpa

by Jeffrey Miller August 2, 2010
written by Jeffrey Miller

Travis Boudreaux has developed a new app for both the iPhone/iPod Touch and the iPad. The app that I think to be quite worthwhile is called Mea Culpa.

Mea Culpa is used to examine your conscience to help you make a better and more complete confession.

The sections Venial and Mortal display a comprehensive list of sins to select from. You click on the specific sin to have it added to the committed list. Click again to remove it or click on it in the Committed list to remove it.

In the settings section you can add a 4 digit numeric passcode to keep your list private.

I can certainly see myself using this app for confession, though I would be more likely to bring my iPod Touch into the confessional over my iPad. It is always useful to make a full examination of conscience and this app is a very useful way to to this and at the price of $1.99 easily affordable.

There are though things I would like to see in future versions. Checkboxes next to each item would be nice to show that the item has been selected and I would really like to see an option to increase font size or to be able to use the pinch-to-zoom gesture to enlarge the text.

You can find this app on iTunes here.

Disclosure: Travis sent me a promo code to be able to review this app.

August 2, 2010 10 comments
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Young Evangelicals Converting to Catholicism

by Jeffrey Miller August 1, 2010
written by Jeffrey Miller

Here is a link to an very good article found by the Crossed the Tiber blog.

I found this interesting article highlighting the increasing number of young evangelical Christians who are discovering the roots of their faith and converting to Catholicism. The author interviews students from King’s College, a traditional evangelical college in NYC.  Once again, the discovery of Church history (before 1517) plays an important part in the conversion process.

There was so much in it that I wanted to quote from, I have up and just encourage you to read it instead. The article does make one mistake in that Patrick Madrid is not a convert, but a cradle Catholic.

August 1, 2010 4 comments
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Clearing the Air

by Jeffrey Miller August 1, 2010August 1, 2010
written by Jeffrey Miller

Here is a topic I never expected to cover on this blog.  Some surely are aware of the area of mobile applications generically called the fart app.  These apps originally appeared for the iPhone/iPod Touch and can now be found on all mobile devices.  The fart apps themselves range across the board, but there main focus is of course the sound of flatulence.  Yes we have moved from talented kids orchestrating this sound via their armpit to software developers doing it electronically.  How this became a popular area of app is decidedly low brow and to me seem more in the line of playground humor.  Though in way too many children’s movies the fart has become a prominent part of the humor such as in Shrek.  One of the reasons I so love Pixar is that they make great and funny movies that never resort to this and treat children much more intelligently than going for the cheap laugh.

For the interest of disclosure my iDevices are fart app free.

Now you might wonder why I have chosen such a topic? Well the reason is a new video game by Mutant Games coming out later this year.  As I was going through all the RSS feeds I follow which include feeds on iOS applications I noticed something in the picture they had up for this new game called Farts vs. Zombies.  Unfortunately I think I am describing this game accurately when I tell you the gameplay is to touch Chuck Norris’ derriere and then direct the fart toward a zombie hoard attacking you.

This is a takeoff on the highly successful game Plants vs. Zombies which is a very enjoyable multilevel tower defense style  game that has loads of nice touches and humor without resorting to farts.

Here is a screen grab from their promotional video.

Whenever a YouTube video is displayed it shows one of the frames from the video – not necessarily the first frame.  When I saw this frame I immediately noticed the resemblance of one of the zombies with Pope Benedict XVI.  So I played the video and sure enough the frame I captured clearly shows that this is intended to be a zombie version of the Pope.

To say that this is in poor taste even for a game with poor taste is an understatement.   Even the low brow portrayal of the power of Chuck Norris’ flatulence lends itself towards the Chuck Norris meme of his mighty powers.

Now would I be as upset about this if one of the zombies was Hans Kung?  Probably not – but loving my enemies includes not wanting to have farts directed at them in such a demeaning way.

Here is the promotional screen shot they use for their video.  The one frame they thought important enough to select as the frame shown when you first download a webpage.

Yes the predictable Hitler and Pope Benedict XVI moral equivalency by zombie portrayal.    I sincerely hope that the developers loose money on this game, but realize any organized outrage would probably lead to more sales for them.

Now I am not against zombie humor myself as this post shows. But at least I did not direct or waft anything in the direction of Dick McBrien even if his theology smells.

August 1, 2010August 1, 2010 0 comment
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Gratitude

by Jeffrey Miller July 31, 2010
written by Jeffrey Miller

I was thinking about the Lepers who walked away cured and the fact that only one returned to thank Jesus.  Unfortunately it is much to easy to identify with the Lepers who walked away considering how much Jesus has done for us and how small the gratitude we return.  I know I have certainly received more graces than the amount of gratitude I have shown.  It is so easy to contribute any progress towards your own faith without realizing that faith was a totally gratuitous gift in the first place.

I always loved how when Mother Angelica received some praise she would say in reply “Thank you Jesus.”  If only I could remember to do that.

So I take a moment to thank God for guiding my stumbling into his Church and that I may continue to stumble across the narrow path that leads to salvation.

July 31, 2010 5 comments
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Committed to my own personal version of Christ

by Jeffrey Miller July 29, 2010
written by Jeffrey Miller

Anne Rice, author of the a series of best-selling vampire novels and, most recently, fictional accounts of the life of Christ, has taken to Facebook to announce she is no longer a Christian:

For those who care, and I understand if you don’t: Today I quit being a Christian. I’m out. I remain committed to Christ as always but not to being “Christian” or to being part of Christianity. It’s simply impossible for me to “belong” to this quarrelsome, hostile, disputatious, and deservedly infamous group. For ten …years, I’ve tried. I’ve failed. I’m an outsider. My conscience will allow nothing else.

Later she wrote:

As I said below, I quit being a Christian. I’m out. In the name of Christ, I refuse to be anti-gay. I refuse to be anti-feminist. I refuse to be anti-artificial birth control. I refuse to be anti-Democrat. I refuse to be anti-secular humanism. I refuse to be anti-science. I refuse to be anti-life. In the name of …Christ, I quit Christianity and being Christian. Amen. (Source)

When I reviewed her autobiography which I quite enjoyed I marked out the points where she was still not inline with the Church. Looks like she choose to not reconcile herself with the Church, but to just reconcile herself to herself. Though I hope she tells us what group she joins that is not “quarrelsome, hostile, disputatious”. That perfect form of believing in Christ where you don’t have to do any conversion to Christ.

I do find it rather ironic for her list of “antis-“, yet being anti-Christianity. I guess when you anti up, you pick what you prefer.

“I refuse to be anti-gay. I refuse to be anti-feminist.” Well so do I. Though really it is the supporter of modern feminists that are anti-feminist and have little in common with the feminist reformers. Modern feminism has done nothing towards respecting femininity, but instead have tried to shoe-horn women to act as men. Modern feminism has kowtowed to allowing women to be seen as a piece of meat for sexual gratification in return for pottage. I also refuse to being anti-gay in that I do not pretend that those suffering with same-sex attraction do not have a cross to bear. Those that support and encourage homosexual acts only damage the human person. Previously she defended her position on homosexuality largely in part because her son has same-sex attraction. Though somebody that defended alcoholism for the same reason would be laughed at. So many people fail to see that you can believe that homosexual acts are intrinsically evil while at the same time believing that those with some level of same-sex attraction are your brother.

Being committed to Christ while being against his Church is like loving your wife, but hating being around her.  It is because of the Church that we even know Christ. The Body of Christ is so evident throughout scripture and you have to be a Protestant to ignore where the Church is mentioned in the New Testament.  As St. Paul said: “I write so that you will know how one ought to conduct himself in the household of God, which is the church of the living God, the pillar and support of the truth.”

I do pray that Anne Rice comes back to the Church and that this time she has a fuller conversion that leaves behind the modern secular baggage destructive to the faith.   Maybe she just had a bad day and there is not a one of us who does not struggle, but it is my faith and grace given me that keeps my struggles from becoming defeats.

July 29, 2010 12 comments
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Punditry

Promoted?

by Jeffrey Miller July 28, 2010
written by Jeffrey Miller

Diane M. Korzeniewski on the Progressives theory about reason Archbishop Burke was sent to Rome.

“Promoted out” of the US?

Ok – let’s count ’em…

June 2008: Appointed as Prefect of the Apostolic Signatura
October 19, 2009: Appointed a member of the Congregation for Bishops
July 6, 2010: Appointed a member of the Congregation for Divine Worship
Today: July 26, 2010: Appointed a member of the Congregation for the Causes of the Saints

’nuff said – LOL

ad multos annos, Excellency! [Source]

Well this doesn’t discount the Progressive’s theory – to them it would be obvious that the Holy Father is loading the Archbishop up with so many jobs he will break under the load.

July 28, 2010 3 comments
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Punditry

iMass

by Jeffrey Miller July 26, 2010July 26, 2010
written by Jeffrey Miller


Don Michele Bigi, using the iPad to say mass at a summer camp in Gramolazzo (Tuscany) [Source]

Yikes. The using of the iPad with a PDF version of the Lectionary is the least troublesome part of this. Now I can certainly understand valid instances where the local ordinary would approve a Mass held outside. But, come on – couldn’t he find a decent place inside to hold Mass? Plus the altar really makes me cringe. I guess you can use it for Mass and then mix paint on it afterwards.

Can. 932 §1. The eucharistic celebration is to be carried out in a sacred place unless in a particular case necessity requires otherwise; in such a case the celebration must be done in a decent place.”

We often hear about Catholics who want to have their wedding Mass held outside. The local bishop can give a dispensation for that, but I don’t know of such a case where this was done. But I have seen a lot of photo’s of priests conducting Mass outside in less than ideal circumstances – or maybe I just see the photos of the more shocking cases.

I once went to an outdoor wedding held in the Rose Gardens next to the Zoo in Portland, Ore. When the minister asked the “Do you take” question the Zoo train blew it’s whistle. It was pretty funny though.

I previously posted thoughts on the iPad at Mass here.

July 26, 2010July 26, 2010 16 comments
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