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"It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it." GKC

Humor

Junky Monkey

by Jeffrey Miller June 10, 2011
written by Jeffrey Miller

The National Institute on Drug Abuse (NIDA), a division of the federal government’s National Institutes of Health (NIH), has spent $3,634,807 over the past decade funding research that involves getting monkeys to smoke and drink drugs such as PCP, methamphetamine (METH), heroin, and cocaine and then studying their behavior, including during different phases of the female monkeys’ menstrual cycles.

The study also uses “interventions” as “treatment models” for monkeys who have been taught to use drugs. [Source][Via Creative Minority Report]

So does a junkyMonkey say they have a Monkey on their back? Or do they say they have a human on their back? Or do they despair knowing they will never get the monkey of their back.

June 10, 2011 0 comment
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Catholic Charities Fight Back

by Jeffrey Miller June 9, 2011June 10, 2011
written by Jeffrey Miller
SPRINGFIELD, Ill. — Catholic Charities branches of three Illinois dioceses have filed a lawsuit against the state of Illinois in order to continue operating according to Catholic principles — by providing foster care and adoption services only to married couples or non-cohabitating singles.
The suit was filed June 7 in response to the state’s new civil-union law — formally called the Religious Freedom Protection and Civil Union Act — which was passed last December by the lame duck, Democrat-controlled state Legislature along a party-line vote and took effect June 1. That law threatens to prohibit agencies such as Catholic Charities from performing foster care and adoption services with state funds if they refuse to place children with unmarried couples, including those in civil unions, whether homosexual or not. The new law essentially views couples in civil unions as married couples, with many of the same rights and privileges, and bars discrimination against them. [Source]

That’s good news that the Thomas More Society is getting involved. When this happened in Massachusetts and San Francisco Catholic Charities just laying down instead of challenging such a law with religious discrimination at it’s root.

Though on a side point I have to wonder about adoptions to non-cohabitating singles? Under Catholic teaching there is at the minimum a preference for a child to have both a mother and father and in the current circumstance of long waits for adoptions is adoptions to non-cohabitating singles a valid alternative when a married couple is also awaiting a child to adopt?

June 9, 2011June 10, 2011 7 comments
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More Prophetic Parody

by Jeffrey Miller June 9, 2011June 9, 2011
written by Jeffrey Miller

Over the years there have been multiple cases of one of my parodies becoming part of reality.

[Via The Crescat]

Back in 2004 Michelle of the defunct blog “And Then?” posted about Martin Sheen’s parish Our Lady of Malibu. She wondered what image I might come up with.

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Martino resigns from Notre Dame Board

by Jeffrey Miller June 9, 2011
written by Jeffrey Miller

Roxanne Martino has resigned from the University of Notre Dame Board of Trustees, effective immediately, in the wake of reports criticizing donations she has made to organizations that characterize themselves as pro-choice.

“In the best interests of the University, I regretfully have decided to step down from the Notre Dame Board of Trustees,” Martino said. “I dearly love my alma mater and remain fully committed to all aspects of Catholic teaching and to the mission of Notre Dame. I had looked forward to contributing in this new role, but the current controversy just doesn’t allow me to be effective. [Source]

Yes “the current controversy”, somehow giving a lot of money to a virulently pro-abortion group and saying your pro-life does not always work out so well. Glad that she did the right thing though. So maybe next time Notre Dame just might want to check out who they appoint since it takes only five minutes of effort on the internet to find out about such donations.

June 9, 2011 2 comments
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Weiner Schadenfreude

by Jeffrey Miller June 7, 2011
written by Jeffrey Miller

I haven’t posted on New York congressman Anthony Weiner scandal via my blog or Twitter etc despite how pun-worthy the congressman’s name is with the details of the scandal involved. Though I have been following the story since it first came out wondering when the congressman would finally move along from “Go away there is nothing to see here” mode to some form of acknowledgment and apology.

To my sorrow it was only today that I thought to pray for him, his family and the people involved. When you get hyper-political it is easy to see people as chess pieces and when a pro-abortion politician falls you think of it in terms of political points. Just like how much the left loves it when a Televangelist is caught in some sexual escapade, we on the right can have the same feelings when some liberal politician falls especially such a rabid critic of conservatives such as Rep. Weiner.

That politicians are just as susceptible to original sin should be a surprise to no one and if anything are placed in an arena of increased temptations. Though Rep. Weiner has confirmed my prejudice against liberals politicians in that they hardly ever resign after a scandal and rarely received great pressure from their political allies to do so. They talk about accepting “full responsibility” while not accepting any consequences for their actions.

Regardless I will try to remember to pray for him and to pray that he also repents of his culture of death views. The connection between supporting abortion and seeing women only as sexual objects to be used is not a casual connection.

June 7, 2011 6 comments
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My new bishop

by Jeffrey Miller June 5, 2011
written by Jeffrey Miller

Last Thursday on the 2nd of June I got a new bishop, Bishop Felipe de Jesús Estévez will serve as Bishop of the Diocese of St. Augustine for the next ten years.

Seems rather weird for me to be a Catholic of 12 years and going on my third bishop. When I came into the Church Bishop Snyder was at the tail-end of his time of Bishop. He retired ten years ago, but has been semi-active in the diocese and I have seen him around at various events. Bishop Victor Galeone succeeded him and I must say I have been quite happy to call him my bishop for the last ten years. For him the pro-life cause was something he had always been apart of since his time as a priest in Baltimore. He is also a man willing to make tough decisions for the good of the diocese and to issue pastoral letters directed to the care of souls. I have seen several changes to the good in the diocese during his time as bishop. Some illicit liturgical practices that were prevalent before were mostly eliminated and some bizarre liturgical architectural choices made previously had been modified. Though he seemed to me to work as a silent hand behind the scenes and I never heard of any specific directives making such corrections – but corrections were made. The Diocesan magazine also saw changes for the good. I remember one article they had before Bishop Galeone about Satan possibly being able to go to Heaven later. My R.C.I.A. director at the time and an old school Jesuit the late Fr. Powers pretty much went into high power rant mode over that article. So I am certainly going to miss Bishop Galeone as both a good bishop and a good man and I hope he stays around the diocese.

Bishop Galeone came here at the age of 65 and the same is true of my new bishop Felipe J. Estevez. With retirement at 75 this means two bishops in a row with 10 year terms and God willing means I will live to see more bishops in my diocese.

Felipe de Jesús Estévez came to the United States in the early sixties from Cuba as part of Operation Pedro Pan. He was ordained a priest on May 30, 1970 and then spent five years in Honduras before coming back to Florida to serve in a seminary and then as campus chaplain, pastor, and was later made an auxiliary bishop for Miami.

June 5, 2011 1 comment
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The Ascension Explained

by Jeffrey Miller June 2, 2011
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June 2, 2011 6 comments
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I’m shocked, shocked that pro-abortion lobbing was going on there

by Jeffrey Miller June 2, 2011
written by Jeffrey Miller

Sometimes you have to wonder if Fr. Jenkins of Notre Dame thinks we are just stupid.

The recent decision by Notre Dame to support the election of Roxanne Martino to their board of trustees is an example of this. I guess they got more scrutiny than they expected since it was previously released that Roxanne Martino has given plenty of money to pro-abortion organizations including over the last 12 years $25,000 to Emily’s List. Emily’s List as most dedicated pro-lifers in the U.S. know is an organization that exists only to give money to pro-abortion politicians. After this fact was released Notre Dame is assuring people that she was ignorant of Emily’s List mission.

Now even as a Catholic blogger who has amazing skills I can’t read souls and so will just go with her saying she was ignorant. That by itself is enough to disqualify her. If somebody can give so much money to a militantly pro-abortion group and not know what she was doing she is not fit to run a lemonade stand much less be on the board of a Catholic university. Not only did she give money to Emily’s List, but to a number of organizations that are pro-abortion and none that are primarily pro-life.

Though maybe I am being a little bit hard on her. For example the main page of Emily’s List is ambiguous.

She is a CEO of Aurora Investment and works as a portfolio manager for hedge funds. So her primary job is managing other people’s money and yet does not even know that she was giving so much money to a pro-abortion organizations despite her support of “the sanctity of life”. So at this level of incompetence by her own testimony exactly why would she be qualified as a board member? The alternative is that she is a liar and purposely supported the culture of death – either way Notre Dame should be backing off instead of making excuses and going full speed ahead making excuses for her.

June 2, 2011 3 comments
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I have never heard a homily on …

by Jeffrey Miller June 1, 2011
written by Jeffrey Miller

How often have you heard or read the statement “I have never heard a homily on …”. I know I have come across this on Catholic blogs on multiple occasions and I am sure that I have mouthed that phrase myself at least once. We notice the lack of some subject being covered in homilies we hear on some subject important to us.

We especially notice this lack for subjects that we consider important for other people to hear. Rarely if ever do we say “I have never heard a homily on” some area where we ourselves need improvement. But that follows since we almost always are more apt to notice faults in others while being dismissive of our own faults.

Though I want to address another aspect of the “I have never heard a homily on …” phenomenon. Why do we think the homily should be the primary vehicle for teaching? Do we really believe that if “subject X” was more often talked about in a homily that people would be more submissive to the Church’s teaching on “subject X”? That if for example subjects such as contraception and abortion were more talked about in a homily that the average parishioner supported these things would change their mind? “I heard the priest talk about the sin of contraception today and so immediately went home and through out the birth control pills.” This is not to say that subjects such as these should not have a wider coverage within homilies, but that the “I have never heard a homily on …” (IHNHAHO) is not the underlying problem. As the GIRM states:

65. The homily is part of the Liturgy and is strongly recommended, for it is necessary for the nurturing of the Christian life. It should be an exposition of some aspect of the readings from Sacred Scripture or of another text from the Ordinary or from the Proper of the Mass of the day and should take into account both the mystery being celebrated and the particular needs of the listeners.

So it seems to me the homily is to open up the scriptures to us as Jesus opened up the scriptures on the road to Emmaus and to be also crafted for the “particular needs of the listeners”. The second area is certainly where Catholic teaching can be shored up in those realms where the priest believes there to be a deficit among the parishioners.

The real question we should be asking is why some doctrine or area of the spiritual life is missing from the catechesis and formation of Catholics. The homily is not meant to be the primary teaching vehicle for remedial formation. A ten minute homily on Sundays and Holy Days of Obligation can not be our primary source of formation. A gifted homilist can do great good, but frankly the state of homiletics in my experience range the gamut. Though we are not like Protestant churches that stress preaching and put the name of the pastor on signs outside like a kind of “look who we have preaching” billboard. To paraphrase Donald Rumsfeld “We go to church with the homilists we have.”

The problems are much deeper and cover faith formation at the levels of family, schools, R.C.I.A, continuing adult formation, etc. Plus we all have a duty to inform our consciences and to seek any formation to help us grow in the spiritual life and to become saints. The breakdown in catechesis and anti-catechesis from dissidents has exasperated problems leading us to say the IHNHAHO statement. I have certainly read and heard a number of RCIA horror stories in regards to the faith taught – thankfully my own RCIA experience was very positive. We certainly have heard about how the faith was watered down and how Jesus hand puppets and felt banners became the substance of Catholic education. There are many things we can complain and commiserate on in regards to Catholic formation.

The question is what can be done about these problems? Introducing these subjects in a homily will not of itself help people to understand the Church’s teaching since often a lot of groundwork needs to be laid first theologically and philosophically. We can’t do anything about bad catechesis in the past, but must finds ways to correct those deficiencies. I’m not an expert on adult faith formation and so they don’t pay me the big bucks or any bucks at all to pontificate on solutions. But I am also a blogger so will pontificate anyway.

Parishes were once the center-point of a Catholic’s life and I think we need to find ways to bring about a greater level of connectiveness at the parish level so that some level of adult faith formation can occur. The growing number of parishes with Eucharistic Adoration certainly achieves part of this. Adult faith formation does not mean just classes, but a living of the Catholic life. Eucharistic Adoration starts at what we need most – to worship God in adoration and to pray. No doubt this also moves us into wanting to know more about the faith. Surely other things could open us up to more sacramental catechesis such as an emphasis on confession at the parish level. Parishes need to be something more than a place we go once a week for an hour to mark off a requirement on the minimum Catholic requirement checklist.

So how do we make that happen? I would certainly like the hear examples of places where parish life became more important and adult faith formation improved.

June 1, 2011 19 comments
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Punditry

Same Great Fetal Tested Taste!

by Jeffrey Miller May 30, 2011
written by Jeffrey Miller

A rare rant from the gentle-mannored Ironic Catholic who is “flummoxed” by people dismissive of the idea of a culture of death.

Let me put it this way: I live a pretty charmed existence, (lower) middle class in the sedate Upper Midwest, with a lovely family and work I love. But I am also surrounded by people interested in slashing human dignity at every turn: hospitals that ask me with every pregnancy (for over two hours at the mandatory genetic questioning intake) are you sure you don’t want to kill your child, part of a Church where a majority of practitioners support torture, a country that increasingly encourages assisted suicide over being human and holding that person’s hand, a nation at war for reasons I *still* cannot understand, a neighborhood where a mother of a child with Down Syndrome had an acquaintance tell her (IN FRONT OF THE CHILD) “why didn’t you just abort him?”, a town where there are homeless families facing the “slow kill” of living on the street, and more. If this isn’t the culture of death, well, what the ^%(&%)# is? [Source]

Amen. A culture where biotech company Senomyx uses aborted fetal cells in the research and development of artificial flavor enhancers and work for companies like PepsiCo, Nestle, Kraft. They use human embryonic kidney cells taken from an electively aborted baby to produce taste receptors for testing.

I’m not much of one to join boycotts and besides I hate Pepsi, but also no longer consume soft drinks. Though Pepsi does have other products like Sobe Water, Green Teas, Starbucks Ready to drink coffees, etc that I will totally avoid as along as they continue association with Senomyx. Especially as other companies dropped their association when this was originally made news.

May 30, 2011 13 comments
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