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"It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it." GKC

Punditry

“You whiny, sniveling, little, pusillanimous cowards”

by Jeffrey Miller December 19, 2011December 19, 2011
written by Jeffrey Miller

Mary Kochan of Catholic Lane reacts to some new stories involving atheists suing over “A Day of Prayer”:

Let’s get this straight. The atheists are suing because they had to turn off the television to avoid the topic of religion or news announcements about the Day of Prayer. They had to alter their conversation to avoid the topic of religion. This made them feel like “outsiders”.

Oh, boo hoo.

You whiny, sniveling, little, pusillanimous cowards. You have the audacity to tell us Christians that we are “weak” and that our religion is a “crutch.” You are supposed to be so “courageous”, venturing forth boldly into the existential mystery of being alone, facing with stoicism the nothingness that awaits you at death, priding yourself on your realism and self-reliance. You are a bunch of feeble fakers.

…You are a pitiful joke. Trembling over the mere mention of God. Running like babies to court because of your brittle feelings. “Oh, but judge, but judge, I saw a cross and I just can’t stand it.” “I heard someone say ‘Merry Christmas’ and it hurt my feelings.” “I just can’t sleep knowing there is a manger scene at the courthouse.” “The sight of the Ten Commandments makes me wet my pants.” Now we see how inadequate and feeble you really are. Rage, therapists say, is the flip side of helplessness. And so we see your rage against religion in the public square for what it is: a product of your own insubstantial internal resources. Go look at yourself in the mirror if you can bear the pathetic, contemptible sight of yourself. Our merest martyr shows you to be a wimp – fourteen-year-old Kizito of Uganda singing hymns while being burned alive. But you, you anemic, lily-livered worms – you quail at pushing the off button on the remote! Hah

One of the qualities of the so-called “new atheist” is their thinness of skin. In my decades of atheism seeing signs of belief in God did not freak me out wanting to file lawsuits or even rant on the topic. Sure I was condescending in attitude towards such belief and I wished for the Lennon utopian “imagine no religion”.  It’s easy to do just as long as you ignore all human history. News of declining church attendance made me happy, but my mission in life was not to remove any kind of religious symbol from city seals.

The social Darwinism of the new atheists is ironically funny as they talk of how the strong survive while also being greatly upset at a Christmas tree on government property or a memorial cross on the same. They respond like vampires when they see a cross and act like it will kill them if they see one on government property.

There has always been the thread of the feeling of intellectual superiority within atheism labeling themselves as “brights” or “free thinkers”. I know I had the feeling of atheist pride living in a society that had not yet been uplifted to living by reason. For the new atheists this is especially prominent, though in many cases this is not evidenced by an erudite use of reason to propose the reasonability of atheism, but attacks on religion as being nothing other than pure poison that never had anything good to recommend it. Yet murderous atheist regimes had nothing to do with an atheist worldview while murderous theist regimes were always culpable because of religious views even as their actions were not in accord with them.

It is always dangerous to lump people together with any label. People are much more complicated than that to fit any into nicely defined groups with exact characteristics. Just like religious believers atheists have many “denominations” and range widely in regards to opposition to religious belief. Since it is difficult to impossible to determine someone’s motives it charitable to assume the best. So for the large majority of atheists I assume they are seeking the truth and have concluded that atheism is the truth.

But I will define a small group of atheist by their actions as the thin-skinned atheists a.k.a the new atheists. The ones who have the attitude like the book burners who want to eradicate all signs that disagree with them. They don’t want to participate in the public square acknowledging that most people are theists and a majority of them Christians. They want any such signs in the culture abolished as if this was the triumph of reason. If atheism was the only possible reasonable conclusion, then reason instead of lawsuits should be their main weapon. Instead we get people like Richard Dawkins who largely avoids debates and instead does things like supporting legal efforts to charge Pope Benedict XVI with crimes against humanity.

Leaving aside the problem that atheism undermines reason in the first place. There is a belief in scientism that science can answer every question even philosophical ones – eventually. The adage that when the only tool in your toolbox is a hammer, everything looks like a nail is especially true for atheist of this stripe. Like the Russian Cosmonaut Yuri Alekseyevich Gagarin who said “I don’t see any God up here.” Though maybe he should have called himself a Ramdomnaut as cosmos means “the universe seen as a well-ordered whole”. Or P.Z. Myers who apparently though that desecrating the Eucharist by throwing it in the trash was a scientific experiment to disprove God at some level. The scientific method of mockery. As if Jesus who allowed himself to be mocked, scourged and crucified would do something about this new indignity. Regardless God will not be proven or disproven by experimental science and to think so shows lack of knowledge both regards to the ability of science and even a basic philosophical understanding of the idea of God.

Jesus turned water into wine and the new atheist turns whine into lawsuits. Persuasion by being a jerk is not the most effective of the persuasive arts. The new atheist complains that he thinks theists don’t think he can be a good person as an atheist while not being able to define what an objective good is other than in selfish terms. Jesus asked “Why do you call me good” to elicit a response of faith while the new atheist asks “Why don’t you call me good” to elicit a faith in the moral goodness of atheism. They demand to be called good when acting like a jerk and demanding societal compliance with his atheism. The jerk atheist or jerkiest such as P.Z. Myers and his blog can be picked up by National Geographic only shows they must not really want to spread the “good news” of atheism. Though people acting like jerks and wanting to be seen as good is not confined to atheists.

Mark Shea also responds to the referenced article and writes:

Dearest atheists, consider taking some free advice from somebody who bats for the opposite team. You know who you guys could take a cue from? Christian martyrs. Roast ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew, they take a licking and keep on ticking. Gouge out their eyes and they laugh and turn it into a fun feast day. (Happy Feast Day to my grand-daughter, the Cuteness). Barbecue them and they say, “You can turn me over. I’m done on this side.” Heck, Perpetua was so badass that she actually helped the unnerved executioner in the arena by holding the tip of the sword to her throat so his trembling hands could deal the coup de grace. So New Atheists: Next time, pay attention to all those Christians you butcher by the millions and see if you can pick up some tips about how to cowboy up and deal with a little suffering. Those were men and women who could take it. Atheists who screech like little girls at the sight of a world not to their liking are not going to be very effective Vanguards for the Revolution because, you know, sheesh! What a bunch of sorry pantywaists!

His description of the new atheist “getting the vapors” when confronted by the idea of there being theists is rather apt.  The lawsuit-filing ones might get the attention in the news, but how many see them as heroes to be applauded?  When failing to remove the nativity they demand a public display for non-belief, which I guess would be  a Negativity Display.  In the meantime I will maintain the best way of annoying an atheist – by praying for them and loving them as my neighbor.

December 19, 2011December 19, 2011 7 comments
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Punditry

War on Christmas by Christians

by Jeffrey Miller December 18, 2011
written by Jeffrey Miller

I don’t post much on the so-called “War on Christmas”, not because I don’t think it exists – but that its existence is to be expected.  In this toxic culture.

If the world hates you, realize that it hated me first.  If you belonged to the world, the world would love its own; but because you do not belong to the world, and I have chosen you out of the world, the world hates you. Remember the word I spoke to you,  ‘No slave is greater than his master.’ If they persecuted me, they will also persecute you. If they kept my word, they will also keep yours. And they will do all these things to you on account of my name, because they do not know the one who sent me. John 15:18

I totally expect that the culture will do everything it can to hijack Christmas so as to not admit that we needed a savior from our sin.  Though it is not only the secular culture that does this but also the Judases within. Via Mark Steyn.

One sympathizes, up to a point. As America degenerates from a land of laws to a land of legalisms, much of life is devoted to forestalling litigation. What’s less understandable is the faintheartedness of explicitly Christian institutions. Last year I chanced to see the email exchanges between college administrators over the choice of that season’s Christmas card. I will spare their blushes, and identify the academy only as a Catholic college in New England. The thread began by asking the distribution list for “thoughts” on the proposed design. No baby, no manger, no star over Bethlehem, but a line drawing of a dove. Underneath the image was the following:

“What is Christmas?

It is tenderness for the past, courage for the present, hope for the future.

It is a fervent wish that every cup may overflow with blessings rich and eternal,

and that every path may lead to peace.

Agnes M Pharo.”

The Agnes M Pharo? A writer of such eminence that even the otherwise open-to-all-comers Wikipedia has no entry for her. Still, as a purveyor of vacuous pap to America’s credentialed class for all-purpose cultural cringe, she’s hard to beat. One unfortunate soul on the distribution list wandered deplorably off message and enquired whether the text “is problematic because the answer to the question ‘What is Christmas?’ from a Catholic perspective is that it is the celebration of the birth of Christ.” Her colleague patiently responded that, not to worry, all this religious-type meaning was covered by the word “blessings.” No need to use any insufficiently inclusive language about births of Saviors and whatnot; we all get the cut of Agnes’ jib from the artfully amorphous “blessings.”

When an explicitly Catholic institution thinks that the meaning of Christmas is “tenderness for the past, vapid generalities for the present, evasive abstractions for the future,” it’s pretty much over.

Than there is the Auckland Anglican Church which seems to specialize in Christmas shock billboards year after year. This time it is one with the Blessed Virgin Mary looking upset at the results of a pregnancy test kit. I guess no “My soul rejoices” for them as they have turned the Annunciation into a renunciation.

Protesters upset about the billboard have now vandalized the poster by ripping off the portion with the birth control kit on it. Though I think they miss the point because the part that is blasphemous is not the birth control kit, but the showing of Mary in shock with her hand covering her face in disbelief. I use the word blasphemous in the way Fr. Hardon in part defines it:

Serious contemptuous ridicule of the saints, sacred objects, or of persons consecrated to God is also blasphemous because God is indirectly attacked.

While we are on the subject of Christians and Mary I saw a funny takedown of the song “Mary, Did You Know” as a dialogue between Mary  and the prosecution.  Here is a small example:

The Prosecution
Did you know that your baby boy will save our sons and daughters?
Mary
Yes, I did. The Lord told our prophets, “Say to those whose hearts are frightened: be strong, fear not! Here is your God, He comes with vindication; With divine recompense He comes to save you.” (Is 35:4)
The Prosecution
Did you know that your baby boy has come to make you new… that this child that you’ve delivered will soon deliver you?
Mary
Yes I did. The angel Gabriel greeted me saying, “Hail, full of grace (kecharitomene – Lk 1:28),” so I knew I’d already been delivered, actually. I then told my cousin Elizabeth that, “My spirit rejoices in God, my savior.” (Lk 1:47)

This was written by Mark M. of A Dei in the Life, but the post is at Roma locuta est.

This song does not annoy me as much as it once did as it is mainly a series of rhetorical questions.  In fact much of the song could have been improved by a chorus of Mary saying “Yes”.  Though of course some of the questions posed would have been of specific historical events that had yet to come.  The problems with the lyrics are some ambivalences as to how Mary was saved and the implied ignorance of the Blessed Virgin.  As a pop song it is fine if you make the necessary theological distinctions, as music for the liturgy that is another story.  I once heard it at Midnight Mass from a Protestant singer the Church had hired.  Considering the treasury of sacred music for Christmas, picking this rather banal song was a serious mistake.

Darwin Catholic also posts on this and links to a semi-defence of the song by Melanie Bettinelli:

The rhetorical questions don’t really imply that Mary didn’t know the answers. Sure, on a literal level they are directed to Mary; but I think the listener isn’t so much meant to linger on the state of Mary’s knowledge so much as be drawn toward contemplation of the mystery of Incarnation. It reminds me of the list of rhetorical questions in Pink Floyd’s “Mother”. The “mother” character isn’t really the point of the song, we’re not meant to think about who the mother is or what she will think or how she will answer; she’s just a rhetorical device.

The song moves the listener away from the iconic scene of the Mother and child in the stable and toward the rest of the Gospel story. In a post-Christian culture where most people never move beyond the Christmas card picture to think about Who that little baby is, this song tries to get them to do that.

I don’t think the song needs rebuttal because it isn’t really making the claims you say it’s making about Mary. The one detail that I agree is off is the line about “the child you’ve delivered would soon deliver you” and yet I can forgive the bad theology. First, because it’s a pop song and not a hymn. Second, because the focus of the line is a play on the word “deliver” not on the “soon”. And last but not least, Christ’s sacrifice on the cross did happen in time, a specific moment that fell after the moment of Mary’s conception, obviously. The grace of that act saved Mary outside of time. I think it is well within the bounds of poetic license to juxtapose the moments and is a bit tendentious to impose rigorous theological language and categories upon a song.

She states very well why I don’t hate the song with a passion any more (unless sung at Mass).

As for what Mary knew “Mary kept in mind all these things as she pondered them in her heart.” and I desire to know at the level she did.

December 18, 2011 3 comments
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The Weekly Benedict

The Weekly Benedict – Volume 4

by Jeffrey Miller December 18, 2011
written by Jeffrey Miller

This is the forth volume of The Weekly Benedict ebook which is a compilation of the Holy Father’s writings, speeches, etc which I pull from Jimmy Akin’s The Weekly Benedict.

Since Jimmy did not post a list last week this volume covers the last two weeks

The Weekly Benedict – Week of Nov 24 –  Dec 11, 2011 – ePub

The Weekly Benedict – Week of Nov 24 – Dec 11, 2011 – Kindle

December 18, 2011 2 comments
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Punditry

Themes

by Jeffrey Miller December 15, 2011
written by Jeffrey Miller

At least three gay and lesbian clergy members were disinvited from participating in Advent services at Most Holy Redeemer Catholic Church in the Castro, the Bay Area Reporter has learned.

The call for the gay clergy not to attend came from the Archdiocese of San Francisco, sources said.

George Wesolek, spokesman for the archdiocese, confirmed that Archbishop George Niederauer made the decision.

“The basic reason is that Archbishop Niederauer felt the themes for vespers should better reflect the themes of Advent,” Wesolek told the B.A.R.

Wesolek said the decision came shortly before November 27, the first Sunday of Advent. [Source]

Well that is good news, though I certainly wish the statement would have been less politically correct and more specific. Though of course the real problem is not with the speakers themselves, but the fact that the parish would invite them in the first place. Dis-inviting them does nothing to solve the real problem of this infamous parish.

December 15, 2011 9 comments
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Book Review

Fire of Love

by Jeffrey Miller December 14, 2011
written by Jeffrey Miller

I recently read Fire of Love: A Historical Novel about St. John of the Cross and of course today being St. John of the Cross’ feast day it is perfect to provide a review.

This is not a historical novel along the lines of  for example something from Louis De Wohl.  For the most part fictional dialog is kept to a minimum and it seems apparent to me that much information was culled from the source documents of interviews conducted for St. John of the Cross’ cause.  So what you end up with is a very good biography that reads like a novel.

I thought I knew a good deal about this great saint and Doctor of the Church, but I learned a great deal I did not know about his background and family.  One aspect I really liked is that the book starts with the courtship of Juan de Yepes Álvarez parents. You rarely see this in biographies of the saints, except perhaps in the case of St. Therese.  Like St. Therese Juan’s parents followed the path of holiness and the story of how they got together is quite endearing and seems more like a plot of a romantic novel.  The story of a man from a well-to-do family who falls in love with a peasant women and marries her despite being cast off from the family is the stuff of legends and in this case the stuff of reality.  The tragedy of his father dying fairly young introduces the other people in his life that had an effect on him.  There is a lot of background information on his youth.

I also really enjoyed the information regarding his brothers who were also positive examples of the Catholic life fully lived. The aspects of the story involving St. Teresa of Avila and his later imprisonment and subsequent life I already well knew.  This book though put this all into a context that made that information much richer and more alive.  I thoroughly enjoyed the telling of the story as done by Jose Luis Olaizola.

I listened to the audiobook version which once again was done by the talented Kevin O’Brien. Though this is a more straight ahead performance of his narrative skills being that there was limited opportunity for character voices.

Fire of Love  – Electronic Book Download

Fire of Love  – Paperback

* The audiobook version is not yet up at Ignatius Press.

December 14, 2011 1 comment
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Politics

Putting politicians in a blender

by Jeffrey Miller December 13, 2011December 13, 2011
written by Jeffrey Miller

Growing up my father would sometime remark how he would like to put my brother and me into a blender so as to combine the best attributes of both of us.

I am reminded of this as I reflect upon the slate of candidates running for President.  I could do with a large size blender to combine the best attributes of each of them into one candidate I would actually like.  Lacking such a blender I am stuck with the candidates as they are.

When it comes to the presidential candidates I have no dog in this fight as they are all dogs in this fight.

My evaluation regards voting in the primary.  My primary picks are almost never the same as the person who wins the nomination.  My primary picks are often Don Quixote types who I like but never successfully tilt at the presidential windmill.  Unfortunately applying a simple filter like “no candidates who support intrinsic evils” wipes out almost the full slate.  While the pro-life credentials of the various GOP candidates are fairly good, there are also a lot of caveats involving exemptions for rape and incest. Or they support ESCR to some degree such as allowing the used of so-called leftover embryos – a human life is never a leftover. Remove the candidates who say waterboarding is not torture and what am I left with?

The other problem is that it is not always easy to evaluate a person’s presidential performance by their record.  For example Ronald Reagan was divorced, liberalized California’s abortion law, and also made it easier for people to divorce.  While he later apologized for his support of liberalizing abortion, there were certainly things to give conservative pause before he was elected.  Yet he turned out to be a very good president, not perfect, who had an very positive impact on the world.

Ideally for a candidate I want somebody who has displayed leadership in the past and has though deeply regarding to political philosophy.  Governors are able to display such leadership . Congressman and senators don’t develop this skill set normally.  Looking again at Reagan he was both a Governor and political philosopher.  His diary certainly shows how much he though things threw and his radio show also displayed his knowledge.  He was able to joke so easily on the role of government since it all flowed from his political philosophy.  Too often candidates seem to go with the flow of what might be expected of a conservative candidate without really having the philosophical base where their opinions are derived.

Out of the slate of candidates normally my Quixote pick would be Sen. Rick Santorum.  His me-too-ism in supporting waterboarding disqualified him.  There is much I like about Mr. Santorum, though his Sen. Specter support marred his record and I am also not quite at ease with his Iran militarism.  When it comes to pro-life issues and talking on the culture I have almost always been pleased with what he had to say when speaking out despite the negative reactions.  But if you support intrinsic evil like torture, you just can’t dismiss it.

As for Newt Gingrich I think Peggy Noonan’s recent evaluation is spot on. Gingrich Is Inspiring—and Disturbing. There are things I like about Newt and things that give me serious pause. A person who has to pledge to not cheat on their wife if elected has some serious problems. I mean that is right out of an Onion parody. When adultery can become a broken presidential promise you know something is wrong there. As both a Catholic and a sinner I am quite glad that Mr. Gingrich is now Catholic and that his marital situation has been regularized. This does not mean though that I can just dismiss a pattern of behavior as inconsequential now. His recent life begins at implantation – no I mean conception debacle does not assure me either. Plus he is another one who denies waterboarding is torture.

Coming to Gov. Mitt Romney. A governor and a family man with no scandal – check. Deep political philosophical – not so much. Plus it is always difficult to determine how valid somebodies political conversion is. Coming myself from a wacky liberal and pro-abortion background I know first hand how people can change. The problem with Mitt is I don’t really see the fruits of his change of opinions other than rhetoric. For example concerning the pro-life cause he signed into law Romneycare which included state funded abortions after his “conversion”. During the Obamacare debates he had nothing to say about federally funded abortion and just hasn’t been active in the pro-life cause in any meaningful manner. I tend to see him as another Charlie Crist who became pro-life when convenient and then jettisoned it when it wasn’t. I could certainly be wrong here, but I just don’t trust Romney. He also supports experimentation on frozen embryos and waterboarding.

As for Michelle Bachman, I really like the idea of her – the actual Michelle Bachman is another story. Somebody who I probably agree with on many things, but is prone to mistakes and then doubling down on them. For example her comments on the side effects of the HPV vaccine were just plain nutty and unfortunately this type of thing is not an isolated example. Here pro-life credential are excellent, but also supports waterboarding.

Gov. Perry is another one I can’t get fired up about. He just seems to me not ready for prime time. The whole mandatory HPV thing shows he does not understand the role of government and his apology missed the point on why he was wrong. His pro-life credentials are also pretty good, but he is willing to ignore them. Such as when he was a pro-life Democrat he still supported Al Gore and then last election supported Mayor Giuliani. Foreign policy-wise I get the feeling he is cribbing from “Foreign Policy for Dummies”, though I also get that feeling with the other candidates at times.

Rep. Ron Paul is one of only two that calls waterboarding torture. As a candidate he passes my not supporting intrinsic evils filter. Though maybe not considering his non objection to legalizing drugs and prostitution. He might even be my Quixote primary candidate, but it won’t be with any great enthusiasm and only because the alternatives are worse. Like Peggy Noonan’s phrase “Inspiring and Disturbing” in regards to Gingrich, I think this also applies to Ron Paul. Doctrinaire libertarians are often interesting, but they often have the same consistency of a madman. I say this thinking of Chesterton’s explanation “The madman is not the man who has lost his reason. The madman is the man who has lost everything except his reason.” There is much prudentially I disagree with Rep. Paul on, especially concerning foreign policy and the role they played with the 9/11 attack. Ron Paul might make a very interesting president, but it might be interesting as in the Chinese curse of living in “interesting times.”

I haven’t given much serious thought to Gov. Jon Huntsman, Jr, but he doesn’t seem to have given much serious thought to conservatism either. One thing though that set me off of him from the start was one of his Facebook ads positioning himself as the guy who likes science and contrasting the other candidates as anti-science. It is stupid enough when liberals make this charge, it is doubly-stupid for a GOP candidate to do the same. You can disagree with anthropomorphic climate change without being anti-science especially when the consensus is not all that consenting. He has all the signs of being a maverick like John McCain and I don’t say that with affection. Huntsman also supports the rape and incest exemptions for abortion. At least he calls waterboarding torture.

If we are getting the candidates we deserve, then boy do we need to repent. Will that is a good idea to do regardless. For primaries I like to be able to vote without any moral qualms, I would love to be able to do the same with general elections. Voting for the greater good and reducing evil is certainly required, but it does not mean that we minimize the evils. A lesser evil is still evil. Yet we keep putting up with these lousy choices because they are not as evil as the other guy. When it comes to being less evil than the other guy, President Obama sets the bar very low for a GOP candidate to rise above. But being less evil is not the campaign motto you should go for.

Living in Florida and remembering how close the Bush-Gore election was and I could almost wish I lived in a heavily Democratic state so I could just vote for Donald Duck or another mythical creature such as a virtuous politician.

December 13, 2011December 13, 2011 10 comments
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I’m going to be a dental floss tycoon

by Jeffrey Miller December 9, 2011
written by Jeffrey Miller

They call themselves the Boston College Students for Dental Health (BCSDH), according to BC’s student newspaper The Heights,but openly admit they don’t care all that much about dental health.

You see, the BCSDH is made up primarily of members of other groups such as The Sons of St. Patrick, the St. Thomas More Society, and the Pro-Life club. Their group is a parody of Boston College Students for Sexual Health (BCSSH), which caused a lot of trouble last academic year (see here and here) and apparently has not quit.

According to The Heights, Michael Villafranca, founder of BCSDH and A&S ’14, said that he and other members of BCSDH were “encouraging students to throw away the condoms and take floss instead.”

Needless to say, the group of students distributing condoms was unamused.

During the distribution, Marion Halftermeyer, a member of BCSSH and A&S ’13, approached Villafranca. At that time, Halftermeyer introduced herself and asked who Villafranca was and what he and the BCSDH were doing.

The message of BCSDH, according to Villafranca, was to tell students, “Make a better decision this weekend, take some floss instead and skip the condoms.”

According to Jessika Parry, president of BCSSH and A&S ’14, the members of BCSDH were “screaming very inappropriate and disrespectful things” during their floss distribution.

“We had just gone over to introduce ourselves and to say that we felt that the way they were expressing their point of view was inappropriate and they weren’t being very respectful to us,” Parry said.

On his response to Halftermeyer, Villafranca said, “I basically told her I didn’t have time for a conversation right then because I was handing out floss, but I’d like to have the conversation at a different time.”

After the brief discussion, both groups continued to distribute their respective items.

The report said some students actually traded in their condoms for floss. Villafranca told also commented on his organization’s goals.

“The reality of BCSDH is that it’s not a group of kids that are pro-dental health. We are just honest and dedicated Catholic kids trying to live the right way and trying to encourage other kids to live that way,” Villafranca said. “We’re not teens, we’re not children anymore, we’re grown men and women, and, at a certain point, we need to make decisions about what’s right and what’s wrong.” Villafranca also explained the origins of BCSDH, saying the organization originated in September when he and his fellow members were upset that BCSSH had distributed condoms on Parent’s Weekend.

He said that he hoped distributing floss would be a funny and ironic way of beginning conversations “not just between [BCSDH] and BCSSH, but between students who walk through both groups.”

[Cardinal Newman Society]

December 9, 2011 5 comments
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Liturgy

Mass Mass

by Jeffrey Miller December 7, 2011
written by Jeffrey Miller

There has been much discussion in St. Blogs concerning this Jimmy Fallon interview.

In an interview with Terri Gross, Jimmy Fallon weighs in on liturgical innovations:

GROSS: Do you still go to church?

Mr. FALLON: I don’t go to – I tried to go back. When I was out in L.A. and I was kind of struggling for a bit. I went to church for a while, but it’s kind of, it’s gotten gigantic now for me. It’s like too… There’s a band. There’s a band there now, and you got to, you have to hold hands with people through the whole Mass now, and I don’t like doing that. You know, I mean, it used to be the shaking hands piece was the only time you touched each other.

GROSS: Mm-hmm.

Mr. FALLON: Now, I’m holding hand – now I’m lifting people. Like Simba.

(Laughter)

Mr. FALLON: I’m holding them (Singing) ha nah hey nah ho.

(Speaking) I’m doing too much. I don’t want – there’s Frisbees being thrown, there’s beach balls going around, people waving lighters, and I go, ‘This is too much for me.’ I want the old way. I want to hang out with the, you know, with the nuns, you know, that was my favorite type of Mass, and the grotto, and just like straight up, just Mass Mass.

For me though it leaves me rather sad. There are certainly themes I can identify with in what he said, but I still find it a lousy reason not to go to Mass. Even at the most happy-clappy Folk Music Mass with a forgettable homily we still receive Jesus in Holy Communion. The reason to be Catholic is because it is true, not that your liturgical experiences will always be what they should be. This attitude makes the Mass all about us and not about worshiping Christ, an attitude I am quite guilty of when I spot something not quite right at Mass and focus on that instead of worshiping. This is not to say that we should not do all we can in the reform of the reform when it comes to liturgical renewal, just that we should not lose sight of what the liturgy is for in the first place.

December 7, 2011 11 comments
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News

Cope

by Jeffrey Miller December 7, 2011December 7, 2011
written by Jeffrey Miller

More evidence that something is wrong with my mind. When I read the following story this is what I thought of.

A nun who dedicated her life to caring for exiled leprosy patients is a step closer to sainthood after the Vatican’s Congregation for the Causes of Saints recommended her canonization on Tuesday.

The recommendation to the pope confirmed previous rulings that a second miracle was due to Blessed Marianne Cope’s intercession.

In 1888, Cope succeeded Father Damien in caring for leprosy patients banished to the Kalaupapa settlement on Molokai. Mother Marianne died of natural causes in 1918 and was buried there. She could become the second saint with Hawaii ties; Damien gained sainthood in 2009.

The recommendation “is like the green light,” said Sister Patricia Burkard.

[Source]

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Chris Columbus to direct Christ the Lord: Out of Egypt

by Jeffrey Miller December 6, 2011
written by Jeffrey Miller

Columbus’ 1492 Pictures and CJ Entertainment have acquired the rights to the Anne Rice tome “Christ the Lord: Out of Egypt,” which tells the story of a seven-year-old Jesus, who departs Egypt with his family to return home to Nazareth and discovers the truth about his birth, who he is, and his purpose in life.

Cyrus Nowrasteh will direct from a screenplay he penned with Betsy Nowrasteh. Columbus will produce along with Michael Barnathan and Mark Radcliffe through 1492 Pictures with Sean Lee, Patricia Chun and Keo Lee producing through CJ Entertainment.

Rice came to Nowrasteh first and asked if he would take on the project after seeing his film “The Stoning of Soraya M.” After agreeing to write and direct the project, Nowrasteh brought it to Columbus and Marnathan at 1492.

Well maybe a humble director could pull it off.

“This film has the potential to be a cinematic classic, a picture that will appeal to all ages, all around the world,” Columbus said. “I am proud to be part of this incredible production.”

Well scratch the humble director part. Can Chris Columbus pull it off? Seems dubious, but as a pessimistic-optimist I’ll be happy if he does and not surprised if he doesn’t.

Having read the second of her two books on the life of Christ I was fairly impressed by what she accomplished despite some flaws. Jimmy Akin seemed to have felt the same way about the book the movie is based on. One of the difficulties of the books was presenting a first person perspective from the second person of the Holy Trinity. The film is unlikely to attempt this and it will be interesting to see if they can manage to present Jesus as being both fully human and God without lapsing into the number of related heresies.

Anne Rice’s book tells the story starting from a seven year old Jesus and you have to wonder if the film will follow or attempt the story from Christ’s birth. I wouldn’t be surprised at that since Chris Columbus has done a number of movies that occurred around Christmas – Gremlins, Home Alone, Christmas with the Kranks, and Jingle All the Way. Hmm, maybe the last half of that list depresses me a bit – or a lot. Thought to be fair while I refuse to watch “Christmas with the Kranks”, I have a B-movie fondness of “Jingle All the Way” in that it is so bad it is good.

He also directed “Young Sherlock Holmes” so will this film be called “Young Jesus”?

I know some Christians are going to freak out with a pairing of Vampire novelist Anne Rice and Harry Potter director Chris Columbus. Like I said I am in optimistic-pessimist mode about the project.

Though Chris Columbus doing a movie on the young Jesus could finally realize one of my parody ideas.

In this latest family movie Macaulay Culkin stars as the 12 year old Jesus
In a story based on the Gospel of Luke. At the end of Passover the boy
Jesus is accidentally left behind at the temple when, unaware of their
mistake, Joseph and Mary traveling in separate groups depart Jerusalem
for Nazareth. Forced to hold up in the Temple, Jesus uncovers a plot
by two bungling thieves disguised as Pharisees attempting to rob the
Temple’s gold. You will shake with laughter as Jesus through his omnipresence
is always several steps ahead of them and sets traps to foil their plot.
Just as you think they are mortally wounded they are resurrected for
more fun. By day Jesus amazes the Pharisees with his wisdom, by night
he confounds the bandits.

Spotlight Reviews

I should have made this movie instead  Mel Gibson

Hysterical not Heretical Scott Hahn

Makes us almost want to believe in Jesus again National
Catholic Reporter

I will never be able to pray the Fifth Joyful Mystery
of the Rosary again without laughing  Pope John Paul II
Special DVD Features include:

  • Commentary explaining why Jesus was not mouthing off
    to Mary when he said “How is it that you sought me? Did you not
    know that I must be in my Father’s house?”
  • Interactive game where you gain points in wisdom and
    stature.
  • Deleted scenes: Jesus practicing with a whip of cords
    on some mock money -changer’s tables.
  • Interactive game where you control Macaulay
    Culkin and try to find what happened to all of his royalties.

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