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Sensus Infidelium

by Jeffrey Miller December 4, 2012December 8, 2012
written by Jeffrey Miller

Like many my reaction to the National Catholic Reporter endorsing Women’s Ordination was “They hadn’t already?” The positive thing to take away at least is that I would rather someone be forthright in what they believe instead of simply undermining from the edges. I am often more annoyed by the somebody where it is quite evident that they oppose Catholic teaching while not quite coming out and saying so. Still it is always sad when somebody rejects the truth.

As always with progressives they always use two things to buttress their points.

  • Make what a committee advises dogmatic and turn the dogmatic into opinion.
  • Invoke sensus fidelium.
In regards to their editorial these are both checked off.  First off we have an appeal to 1976 Pontifical Biblical Commission with the main conclusion. “It does not seem that the New Testament by itself alone will permit us to settle in a clear way and once and for all the problem of the possible accession of women to the presbyterate.”  As if a negative conclusion using scripture alone is definitive.  Our Lord’s example is meaningless to them.  That the scriptures do not support women’s ordination without gymnastic contortions also does not matter.  The fact that the Aaronic priesthood was also male also gets ignored.
 Instead they resort to the voting within the commission as being important.  This is similar to how the commission that advised Paul VI regarding contraception is treated.  In progressive ecclesiology there is simply no room for the pope other than as some symbolic figurehead that rubber stamps progressive ideas.  It is the commission that they happen to agree with that becomes the infallible method of guiding the Church.  So if you staff a commission with people picked to come to a conclusion I guess you can guide the actions of the Holy Spirit.  I don’t seem to recall the scripture passage “On this commission/committee I will build my Church.”  In fact when Jesus asked his disciples about who he was, they all got it wrong except Peter who was guided by the Holy Spirit.
They also have a very odd idea about sensus fidelium that can be divorced from the constant teaching and example of the Church.  Nobody praises the level of catechesis and understanding of the last couple generations of Catholics and yet an uncatechized sensus fidelium is suppose to trump everything. When the majority of the laity were Arians or Jansenists this did not mean that these heresies became the truth.  A sensus fidelium not grounded in Sacred Scripture, Sacred Tradition, and the Magisterium is no true voice at all.  While no Latin scholar by any stretch of the imagination I think the phrase just might have something to do with fidelity. Church documents regarding even the teaching authority of bishops frame it using “in communion with the Roman Pontiff.”
I would also like to know what the difference is between Protestant ecclesiology and progressive Catholic ecclesiology?  While it is true there are many strains of Protestant ecclesiology, progressive Catholic ecclesiology has the same sandy foundation.  They will talk about a parallel magisterium of theologians, but the members of this parallel magisterium must be progressive theologians to count.  But it is true we have a parallel magisterium of theologians of sorts in that as in parallel lines they never intersect and in this case don’t intersect with the authentic teaching authority of the Church.  Really though these dissenting theologians make up an anti-magisterium when there are not in unity with the Church.  The problems in Protestantism is the lack of authority where each man becomes their own pope deciding what is the truth.  Progressive Catholicism has exactly the same problem and becomes an association of like-minded people without any actual authority to define.  If I don’t have to listen to the Pope then why would I have to listen to them? It is like the people with “Question Authority” bumper stickers.  What authority do you have to tell me to question authority?  Next we will have “Dissent is the highest form of theology” bumper stickers.
While progressives love to talk about Vatican II, they don’t want to live it.  This editorial by the National “Catholic” Reporter is directly contrary to Vatican II.  Just say for example you dropped all arguments that Blessed John Paul II encyclical on women’s ordination did not required definitive assent and was not set forth infallibly by the ordinary and universal magisterium.
This religious submission of mind and will must be shown in a special way to the authentic magisterium of the Roman Pontiff, even when he is not speaking ex cathedra; that is, it must be shown in such a way that his supreme magisterium is acknowledged with reverence, the judgments made by him are sincerely adhered to, according to his manifest mind and will. His mind and will in the matter may be known either from the character of the documents, from his frequent repetition of the same doctrine, or from his manner of speaking. — Lumen Gentium 25
I’m not seeing much religious submission of mind and will here.
The theology of a false fairness where every member of the body of Christ is the same appendage seems to simply ignore the words of St. Paul and say that all parts can have the same function. I will refrain from pointing out what part of the body the National Catholic Reporter is.
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Reflecting on Advent

by Jeffrey Miller December 3, 2012December 3, 2012
written by Jeffrey Miller

Thinking about the season of Advent I was reflecting on some cool aspects of it.

First off so far liturgists have not managed to ruin it. All of the Lenten shenanigans such as emptying Holy Water fonts or filling them with sand are not really found in Advent. Not that I doubt some liturgist somewhere has tried. Plus the quality of the hymns usually goes up in Advent to some degree.

The season of Advent doesn’t really get much attention in society as it seems Christmastide starts on Black Friday and ends on December 25th. But there are advantages to Advent flying under the radar so to speak. For one there are no Advent equivalents like “Grandma was run over by the preparation for the Incarnation.” For the most part Advent has not been commercialized, just pretty much totally ignored. Although Advent Calendars have become commercialized with everything from Legos to promotions for mobile applications. People are now more likely to know what an Advent Calendar is, just not what Advent is. Just try replying “Have a Blessed Advent” when out shopping and see the blank stares like you just tried to sing a Klingon opera.

Unfortunately so many people are missing out on all the great Advent hymns. The chances of hearing an actual Advent hymn on the radio or at the Mall is pretty much zero with the possible exception of “Emmanuel” Speaking of “Emmanuel” I realize I am a total liturgical curmudgeon in that I am annoyed both that a choir doesn’t seem to know any other Advent hymns and upset when they don’t sing it. At the end of Mass yesterday I was tempted to shout encore and raise an Advent candle to the air to get the choir to come back out and to get around to singing it.

Thankfully I have been building up my own Advent music collection. I can hardly believe that not that long ago I was listening to “System of a Down” when putting up a Christmas tree and now am singing along to Advent hymns instead. In fact if you have a favorite Advent album or hymn I would love to hear about it in the comments.

Eye of the Tiber does it again with this story.

New York, NY––Local Catholic and Liturgical stickler Gerry Brownstone was offended earlier today when leaving his local Food-Mart, after the greeter wished him a “Merry Christmas.” “Who does that guy think he is, saying that to me?” Brownstone said. “Advent has barely begun. The Liturgical Calendar has a Christmas season, you ignoramus, and it begins after the Feast of the Nativity, not a month before.” A visibly irritated Brownstone continued, “I don’t wish you a Blessed Pentecost the week before the Ascension, do I? Grow up.” When asked what he preferred as an Advent salutation, Brownstone answered: “I don’t know. Maybe something about the Season of Advent, like ‘Advent’s Greetings,’ or something about the holiness of the days that are coming, like ‘Happy Holidays.’ Either of those would be liturgically more acceptable.” He concluded his tirade, “It’s like there’s a War on Advent out there.”

Several years ago I theorized that it was Militant Adventists who were stealing the Baby Jesus’ out of Nativity scenes for daring to put him in the crib before Christmas.

I really admire those who wait for Christmas Eve to put up a Christmas Tree. Although I am too weak to wait. I put one up on the first Sunday of Advent. I’ll just call it an Advent tree – yeah that’s the ticket – that mysteriously has an ontological change to a Christmas tree at some point. While I am holding off on listening to Christmas Carols I just have to have that tree up. But I do keep it up to the Feast of the Baptism of the Lord. I have heard some will put a tree up early, but not fully decorate it until just before Christmas. I also like that idea, but alas my tree is fully decorated.

So what do you do to make Advent not just some commercial lead up?

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Rome Tweet Rome

by Jeffrey Miller December 3, 2012
written by Jeffrey Miller

I must say I have some serious questions regarding the Pope’s new twitter account @pontifex.

I don’t think he is taking this very seriously as far as I can tell.  What should have been done is that the Pope should tweet in ecclesiastical Latin. This would be the official tweet and reference that would then be translated into other languages. Especially considering the Pope’s recent creation of the Pontifical Academy for Latin.

Now I am half-joking here, but wouldn’t an official Latin tweet be rather awesome? Homeschoolers around the world and other Catholic students could apply their skills in translating the Pope’s tweet from Latin into their native tongue. Plus when you have a twitter handle like @pontifex it kind of goes together. Also a Latin hashtag would also be rather awesome.

Which reminds me that back in January I tried to guess at some possible names for the Pope’s Twitter account and one of them was @RomanPontifexMaximus. Just drop Roman and Maximus and I was dead on. But a too wordy of a prophet is not appreciated in his own blog.

I was also thinking Pontifex would make a great Autobot name.  For Decepticon names just look through an issue of the National Catholic Reporter.

I also wonder if you could infallibly define something via a tweet? Certainly the “We declare and define” part would fit in a Tweet and so could probably a canonization.

The Ironic Catholic offers Dear Pope Benedict XVI: friendly constructive hints on tweeting Though I take issue with one of her suggestions of a possibility of the Pope using Twitter like a search engine as one famous journalist tried to do to find a recipe

Here are some possibilities of Papal tweets I previously suggested.


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Announcing the winner of the Statue Giveaway

by Jeffrey Miller December 3, 2012
written by Jeffrey Miller

First off thanks once again to Discount Catholic Products for offering this generous prize Our Lady of Mount Carmel Chalk Statue.

When I wrote up the rules for the contest it was sort of an afterthought to have people write why they would like to have this statue of Our Lady of Mt. Carmel.  I was quite stunned by how thoughtful the replies were.  I am glad the contest was based on a randomized drawing of email entries in the comments as there is no way I could have chosen just one person from the entry comments.

So without further adieu the winner is Angela (javamom). Congratulations!

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The Weekly Benedict

The Weekly Benedict eBook – Volume 40

by Jeffrey Miller December 2, 2012December 4, 2012
written by Jeffrey Miller

Weekly Benedict

This is the 40th volume of The Weekly Benedict ebook which is a compilation of the Holy Father’s writings, speeches, etc which I post at Jimmy Akin’s The Weekly Benedict. The post at Jimmy Akin’s site contains a link to each document on the Vatican’s site and does not require an e-reader to use.

This volume covers material released during the last week for 12 November, 2012 – 22 November 2012.

The ebook contains a table of contents and the material is arranged in sections such as Angelus, Speeches, etc in date order. The full index is listed on Jimmy’s site.

The Weekly Benedict – Volume 40 – ePub (supports most readers)

The Weekly Benedict – Volume 40 – Kindle

There is an archive for all of The Weekly Benedict eBook volumes. This page is available via the header of this blog or from here.

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My Annual Advent Service along with Advent Links

by Jeffrey Miller December 1, 2012December 3, 2012
written by Jeffrey Miller

First off have a blessed Advent!

Seven years ago I decided to create my own Advent Wreath graphic instead of just using the normal animated gif that I had used previously. If you would like it for your own blog you can use the html code below which uses some homepage server space that won’t effect the bandwidth for my blog. I will replace the graphic each week so that it correctly shows the number of candles that should be lit. On Christmas I will change it to another graphic I created for Christmastide.

<img src=”http://home.comcast.net/~curtjester/curtjester_advent.gif” width=”170″ height=”189″ />

Additionally underneath my Advent graphic on my left side I have created a JavaScript that gives a countdown to Christmas. If you want to do the same thing you can insert this script into your blog template with the following code underneath where you place the graphic. Though WordPress.com users would be out of luck since they don’t allow JavaScript.

<!– Christmas Countdown – Jeff Miller–>
<script language=”JavaScript”>
function eventcount() {
var now = new Date();
var message = “”;
var event = new Date(“Dec 25 2012 00:00:01”);
var seconds = (event – now) / 1000;
var minutes = seconds / 60;
var hours = minutes / 60;
var days = hours / 24;
if ( (days%1)<.5)
days++;
days = Math.round(days);
if (hours< 0 && hours >= -24)
message = “Merry Christmas; Christ is born!”;
else if (days > 0)
message = “Only “+days+” praying day”+ (days>1?’s’:”)+ ” till Christmas!”;
document.write(“
<p>”+message+”</p>
<p>”);
}
eventcount();
</script>
<!– End Christmas Countdown –>

For a good omnibus post on Advent see Marcel LeJeune’s post.

Jimmy Akin’s 10 Things You Need to Know About Advent

Gloria TV is holding an online retreat on the O Antiphons.

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Save our ushers

by Jeffrey Miller December 1, 2012
written by Jeffrey Miller

There are reports the Congress is considering replacing the paper dollar bill with a coin to save money on costs or producing paper money which has  a much shorter use life.

I urge you go call your representatives to stop this.  This must be prevented if you care at all about ushers in Catholic parishes.  When the average Catholic gives their one dollar per week think of the strain on the backs of poor ushers collecting baskets of dollar coins.

December 1, 2012 5 comments
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Special-teams coach Eric Sutulovich speaks of his journey of faith.

by Jeffrey Miller December 1, 2012
written by Jeffrey Miller

When he went away to college nearly 20 years ago, Eric Sutulovich thought he had found a good crowd to hang out with. The name of the group made it sound like he would fit right in, since it included three important aspects of his life: Christianity, athletics and camaraderie. However, there was one large problem with the Fellowship of Christian Athletes: Those in the group weren’t shy about telling him that, as a Catholic, he was going to hell.

Sutulovich knew they were wrong, but couldn’t explain why in detail. It wasn’t until a few years later that he would be able to do that, in large part because of Catholic Answers Live, the popular radio program. This was the springboard for his delving into the world of Catholic apologetics, an adventure that would eventually result in his family being united in faith.

Read more: National Catholic Register

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Vatican Translation Blooper Reel

by Jeffrey Miller December 1, 2012
written by Jeffrey Miller

Maybe I am missing something, but I think there is something wrong here.

This is also a commitment of the New Evangelization in the times of an economic crisis that are cutting funds for health care. In this very context hospitals and structures for assistance must rethink their role to prevent health, first and foremost a universal good to be guaranteed and defended from becoming a mere “product” subjected to the laws of the market, hence accessible to few. The special attention owed to the dignity of the suffering can never be forgotten, applying also in the context of health-care policies the principles of subsidiarity and solidarity.

To participants in the XVII Council of Europe Conference of Directors of Prison Administration (22 November 2012)
[English, Italian]

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The Magnificat Advent Companion: eVersions Now Available

by Jeffrey Miller November 29, 2012
written by Jeffrey Miller

Thomas L. McDonald has the information and links for various readers.  A steal at .99.

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