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The Emperor’s New Uniform

by Jeffrey Miller January 24, 2013January 25, 2013
written by Jeffrey Miller

Funny how we can go from the Obama Administration talking about the “War on women” to “Women in war” now that Defense Secretary Leon Panetta has lifted the ban on women in combat.

Although these two things are totally related. The false “War on women” was about contraception and women in combat derive from the same roots. Contraception is demanded so that women can functionally be like men. Having and maintaining a desirable job can be torpedoed by that inconvenient pregnancy. Children if desired must only appear in the fullness of time when everything is situationally perfect. To do this women must be able totally control their fecundity. What feminism has brought us is not femininity but a desire to be men with “lady parts” as the Obama campaign used the term. This view leads to a view of equality that flatten any physical differences between men and women puts “anything you can do, I can do better” into the law. Thus women in combat is the natural progression of this thought process.

What it also means is that once again military readiness will be sacrificed for political correctness. I served on the U.S.S. Eisenhower (CVN–69) when it was the first aircraft carrier to deploy with women in the crew. It does not take a genius to imagine the consequences of putting men and women together at sea for months at a time. Almost every wrinkle of those consequences occurred when we went on cruise. There were many scandals and I remember a cartoon in the newspaper showing our ship with a Stork asking permission to land. I also witnessed first hand that the majority of the women were not up to the physical requirements for carrying equipment during the drills run at sea. Yet we were not allowed to note this problems or to complain about them. It was the Emperors’ new clothes when it came to observing such problems. I observed this multiple times during my Navy career and things like women techs who weren’t able to carry a toolbox up into the cockpit. Somebody else had to do it for them. If an emergency would have occurred while deployed and fire-fighting was called for breaking out the hoses and P–250 pumps and other equipment it was obvious that our readiness for that scenario was diminished. A scenario where more deaths would likely result.

We won’t be seeing men and women compete in the same events in the Olympics because the events would be dominated mostly by men. We won’t be seeing women linebackers in the NFL anytime soon or almost any professional sport. Great women athletes will be competing against other great women athletes. There are just physical differences that can’t be overcome by even the most intense training.

Yet while the segregation of men and women in sports teams is totally understandable it takes a bit of political correct insanity to think women in combat makes sense. We won’t be legislating the NFL to force them to hire women players (at least for now), but somehow in the PC universe it is fine to put women in combat situations and pretend that it will have no effect in the intense physical environment of combat. Democrats in recent decades have used the military like a social experiment. The fact that people will die because of this is not their concern. I remember when the U.S.S. Stark was hit by a missile one crewman was able to evacuate two other crewman who were unconscious by carrying them up a ladder to safety. If that crewman was a women what do you thing the odds are of the same result occurring?

On the Laura Ingraham show today I heard one women who was a former Marine officer defend this change. At least she was realistic enough to not believe that the majority of the women in the military would be up to the physical requirements of combat. She placed it at around 1 percent or less. She thought that women should have a choice in whether they wanted to be in combat situations. That perhaps if they met some level of physical qualifications and volunteered. Now I would freely admit that there are some women who are probably more physically capable than some men in the military. This female officer apparently has no real understanding about how things work. For one things the gods of PC would never admit that not all women would be qualified for combat duty. The military is forced to accept all women to this role and will not be allowed to set specific criteria. For example Physical Readiness Tests, at least in the Navy, were specific for sex. Men and women had different physical requirements despite serving in the same jobs. The physical standards for women were lower than that for men. It is a given there will be disparities like this in combat situations and many have already occurred. For example women being flown out at Kandahar to be able to take showers. This disparity in testing and treatment angers people. PC fairness almost never results in actual fairness, but to closing your eyes to expected results.

This is not a harangue against women serving in the military. Just putting women in combat situations or possible combat situations like shipboard. Even if you could remove the physical differences in capability you still have the dynamic of men and women in close quarters that introduces problems and does nothing to increase capability.

January 24, 2013January 25, 2013 7 comments
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The Pope App

by Jeffrey Miller January 23, 2013
written by Jeffrey Miller

So the Vatican puts out a new app called “The Pope App”, specifically put out by the Pontificium Consilium de Communicationibus Socialibus.

What is amazing is that it doesn’t suck. In fact it is quite well done. Just from a design perspective it is clean and functional. I totally agree with Thomas L. McDonald’s review which also includes some screenshots.

It has the following sections:

  • Live – Video streaming of some live events.
  • From the Pope – Angelus, Homilies, General Audiences, etc.
  • News
  • Images
  • Video – Archived video of Papal events
  • Webcams – Yes Vatican webcams.
  • Vaticano – Links to the Pope’s Twitter feed along with other related links.

My only real critique is that for something called “The Pope App” I would think a basic biography of the Pope would be in order and maybe something about the Papacy itself. Although this is a “preaching to the choir app”, so maybe this is not necessary.

Must have for pAPPists.

January 23, 2013 3 comments
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The About Catholicism Readers’ Choice Awards

by Jeffrey Miller January 22, 2013January 23, 2013
written by Jeffrey Miller

Every year, the About Readers’ Choice Awards showcase the best products, people, organizations, and services in multiple categories, from technology to hobbies to parenting to religion. The readers of About.com make the nominations; each About.com Guide chooses the finalists (up to five in each category) from among the nominees; and the readers and others vote to choose one of the finalists as the best in the category for that year.

The About.com Catholicism GuideSite first participated in the Readers’ Choice Awards in 2011, and the response was overwhelming, with thousands of nominations and tens of thousands of votes. The process begins every year in January with the nominating round, followed in February by the voting round, with the winners announced in March.

Read on to find the schedule for this year’s About Catholicism Readers’ Choice Awards, followed by descriptions of each of the ten categories, and links to the nomination forms (when nominations are open) or polls (during the voting round). You will also find links to both the finalists and the winners for previous years in each category.

 

To be notified automatically every year when nominations and voting open for the About Catholicism Readers’ Choice Awards, simply sign up for the free Catholicism Newsletter.

 

In previous years I never got around to promoting this. I was just to humble to promote this to my readers. Well really I wanted to appear humble by not promoting my blog for this reader’s choice award. So since I already had a humble-fail I might as well promote it, I mean recommend people vote for their favorite blogs which just might not be this one. Really though this goes way beyond just blogs to pretty much every area of Catholic media.

January 22, 2013January 23, 2013 2 comments
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Bishop Burbidge disallows EMHC’s from giving blessings during Communion

by Jeffrey Miller January 22, 2013
written by Jeffrey Miller

From a bulletin in the Diocese of Raleigh.

Recently Bishop Burbidge instituted “Norms for Extraordinary Ministers of Holy Communion”. The norms state: “Although it has been a common pastoral practice in the Diocese of Raleigh for Ministers of Communion to impart a blessing to those who come forward with hands crossed in the communion procession and who are not receiving Holy Communion, Extraordinary Ministers of Holy Communion are commissioned only to distribute the Body and Blood of Christ to the faithful.” Please note all present are blessed at the end of the mass when the priest imparts the final blessing.

In my opinion that is pretty awesome. This is certainly something that greatly annoys me as it flattens the difference between the ministerial priesthood and the priesthood of the faithful. We have enough confusion in this regard, so we don’t need a new practice that further blurs the difference.

The secondary problem as the Bishop notes is that everybody receives a blessing at the end of the Mass. So this going up for a blessing diminishes the importance of this.

I can totally understand how this practice evolved as a pastoral response to make people feel included when they can not receive the Eucharist. It is certainly nothing specified by any liturgical documents and also has not been something that the Vatican has addressed. In the future it is possible that the Vatican might specifically allow this at least in regards to receiving a blessing from somebody with Holy Orders. I would greatly doubt this being extended to Extraordinary Ministers of Holy Communion.

I would certainly like the Vatican to issue guidance regarding this, but I know how slow the Vatican responds to these issues. Another area where this comes up is I have seen joint blessings where at the end of Mass the priest with the people bless an object like blankets for the poor. Besides the retina-burning image of people doing an apparent Nazi salute with this joint blessing, I don’t believe the Church’s theology supports this. As far as I know there are no examples of joint blessings like this in the Book of Blessings (De Benedictionibus). Although the reason I want the Vatican to weigh in on this is that my opinion on this is not what matters.

I have specific experience with the feeling of being left out during Communion. When I decided to come into the Church I was told I would have to wait for the following RCIA which meant it would be over a year and a half before I could enter the Church at Easter. Going to daily Mass with my wife tmeant that I remained in the pew while she went up to receive. It is somewhat uncomfortable as you imagine people wondering what prevents you from receiving. In fact after I had been going to Mass for awhile I was introduced to my pastor as someone going through RCIA. He told me he thought I must have been divorced or something since I never came up. Although remaining behind was uncomfortable it was also fruitful in perseverance. My desire to receive the Eucharist only grew and never left me.

You can also find Bishop Burbidge on Twitter.

January 22, 2013 9 comments
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iPhone apps that remind you to pray

by Jeffrey Miller January 22, 2013
written by Jeffrey Miller

Here is a post on 10 iPhone Apps that Remind You to Pray via A Catholic Life.

I once downloaded an app like this. Problem was once I set it to St. Paul mode* I couldn’t turn off the constant notifications.

Another app I downloaded never reminded me to fast. I guess it didn’t have a fast processor in it.

Joking aside, the app that help me pray are the Liturgy of the Hour’s apps. Very helpful for me to get into the rhythm of praying throughout the day. I use iBreviary and Universalis. There is also the Divine Office app which is both text and audio, but I have no direct experience with this app.

iBreviary and Divine Office are also available on Android.

*(1 Thes 5:17)

January 22, 2013 0 comment
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Sisters for Obama inaugural button

by Jeffrey Miller January 20, 2013
written by Jeffrey Miller

Via Father Z

‘Sisters for Obama’ ( Brendan Smialowski / AFP / Getty Images / January 13, 2013 ) A pin with a nun on it is seen at the official Presidential Inaugural Committee’s gift shop in Washington, D.C.

Funny how they selected a young nun in a habit to represent “Sisters for Obama.” The majority of women religious who support President Obama wouldn’t be caught dead in a habit and skew towards a much older demographic. Maybe a more accurate depiction would have been confused with the “AARP for Obama” buttons.

Plus what is up with that Obama logo on the buttons? It looks like a sea of blood which of course would be highly appropriate.

January 20, 2013 5 comments
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The “what could go wrong” phase

by Jeffrey Miller January 20, 2013
written by Jeffrey Miller

Harvard geneticist George Church recently told Der Spiegel he’s close to developing the necessary technology to clone a Neanderthal, at which point all he’d need is an ‘adventurous human woman’ to be a surrogate mother for the first Neanderthal baby to be born in 30,000 years (article in German, translation to English). Church said, ’We have lots of Neanderthal parts around the lab. We are creating Neanderthal cells. Let’s say someone has a healthy, normal Neanderthal baby. Well, then, everyone will want to have a Neanderthal kid. Were they superstrong or supersmart? Who knows? But there’s one way to find out. (source)

Coming soon to an island off the coast of Costa Rica “Neanderthal Park.’

While the novel Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton was of course fictional the arrogance of the scientists within it is not. I’ve got Neanderthal parts around the lab, just add an adventurous human woman and all is set. No evil maniacal laugh, just an attitude where the human person can become a laboratory and just a convenient incubator for an experiment. The ethics of scientism comes down only to “what is possible.”

January 20, 2013 2 comments
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The Weekly Benedict eBook – Volume 46

by Jeffrey Miller January 20, 2013
written by Jeffrey Miller
Weekly Benedict

This is the 46th volume of The Weekly Benedict ebook which is a compilation of the Holy Father’s writings, speeches, etc which I post at Jimmy Akin’s The Weekly Benedict. The post at Jimmy Akin’s site contains a link to each document on the Vatican’s site and does not require an e-reader to use.

This volume covers material released during the last week for 11 – 20 January 2013.

The ebook contains a table of contents and the material is arranged in sections such as Angelus, Speeches, etc in date order. The full index is listed on Jimmy’s site.

The Weekly Benedict – Volume 46 – ePub (supports most readers)

The Weekly Benedict – Volume 46 – Kindle

There is an archive for all of The Weekly Benedict eBook volumes.  This page is available via the header of this blog or from here.

January 20, 2013 0 comment
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The Church, Nonprofits, and Taxes

by Jeffrey Miller January 18, 2013
written by Jeffrey Miller

An interesting article by Catholic World Report on Guidelines for nonprofits are often misunderstood. And they are sometimes misrepresented by those seeking to quiet churches.

January 18, 2013 0 comment
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White House priorities

by Jeffrey Miller January 18, 2013January 18, 2013
written by Jeffrey Miller

I’ve posted before about the petition on the White House site to Officially recognize the Roman Catholic Church as a hate group. While sad it isn’t really something to pay attention to since anybody can start one of these petitions and even after publicity both pro and con it still only has a little over 3,000 signatures.

I bring this up today because there was this story.

The White House has removed a petition from its We the People Web site calling for singer Beyonce to be disinvited from performing the national anthem at President Obama’s inauguration.

The star and longtime Obama supporter has a $50 million sponsorship contract with PepsiCo. Public health advocates urged her to reconsider the deal last month, citing health issues linked to soft drinks.

So now we know what is beyond the pale for White House petitions. Catholics as a hate group, fine. Criticism of Beyonce, that can’t stand.

The irony is also very rich considering Michelle Obama’s food nanny state proclivities and her association with “public health advocates.”

A White House spokesperson told the Obama Foodarama blog that Beyonce’s performance at the inaugural is “not something the White House actually has jurisdiction over.”

Selecting performers is a function of the Presidential Inaugural Committee, not the White House. We the People’s terms of participation state that users cannot post “petitions that do not address the current or potential actions or policies of the federal government.”

For the Obama Administration, Catholics as a hate group did not meet the last criteria mentioned.

In other recent petition news the White House responded to a petition to make a Death Star to spur job creation. There was a rather humorous response in rejecting the idea. Although the real reason they declined is that they felt Planned Parenthood was doing a good enough job and a Death Star would be overkill.

January 18, 2013January 18, 2013 2 comments
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