Some words should just never be put together. Case in point Ecumenical Circus Mass in Monaco. Unfortunately the pictures backup the headline.
I remember as a teenager reading a book by Stanislaw Lem* where as I vaguely remember they would try to make breakthroughs in technology by placing random words together and imagining a technology that the words suggest. I think you could also do the same with liturgical abuses and place random words together and come up with a liturgical abuses that somebody has either already tried and will try in the future.
Christopher at Catholic Church Conservation also has as he say a "little bit of fun" making this video.
*And yes I know that while Stanislaw Lem was an atheist he was also a friend of Karol Wojtyla in Poland and they use to have discussions together.