Caption Contest Up Periscope by Jeffrey Miller October 21, 2007 written by Jeffrey Miller October 21, 2007 Pope Benedict using the new Vatican Periscope for the Barque of Peter calls out "Full speed ahead." 8 comments 0 FacebookTwitterGoogle +Pinterest Jeffrey Miller previous post Moloch's return next post Blame the Church You may also like Caption Contest October 27, 2011 Caption Contest February 27, 2010 Caption Contest September 6, 2012 Putin on the Ritz March 13, 2007 Wow January 1, 2008 Caption Contest December 24, 2007 Caption Contest November 23, 2007 Caption Contest August 3, 2009 Caption Contest January 16, 2008 Caption Contest October 4, 2012 8 comments Father John Trigilio December 31, 1969 - 7:00 pm Und now I look into zee mechanism. Very interesting. Die Hummel Telescope has found evidence that there is no intelligent life on Mars, zo vee kann zend all die liberal dumpkopfs in a spaceship und zend them there ver they vill feel very much at home. Reply Matt October 22, 2007 - 9:14 am Torpedo the heretics at 10 O’clock!!! Reply Peter Brown October 22, 2007 - 9:52 am We’re going to need a whole new chapter for the Book of Armaments. “And then shalt thou look through thy Holy Periscope, and thou shalt see thy foes, who, being naughty in my sight, shall appear to thee plainly in thy Holy Periscope. And thou shalt make ready thy Holy Torpedo…” Peace, –Peter Reply kalej October 22, 2007 - 12:56 pm So this was St. Pio’s secret of the confessional. Reply Tolkien1138 October 22, 2007 - 1:34 pm The Pope is gifted with a Palantir. Reply Michael II October 22, 2007 - 4:47 pm Yas, Archbishop Niederauer you var undar the Vatican Microscope. Yas, dis is what is causing all ver problems. It’s dat little heritick! Reply Maureen October 23, 2007 - 11:56 am When you look into the reliquary, the reliquary looks back at you. Reply Matthew S October 23, 2007 - 2:21 pm Now that we are at periscope depth we can see if this is the “WomynPriests” ship, ready the Papal Bull torpedo. Reply Leave a Comment Cancel Reply Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.