You know that we are Christian by our junk.
This MP3 player with Two Color LCD display, built in mic and speaker, and FM radio is available from ChinaVision in 1 to 4GB models.
Well I guess it could have been cheesier. It could have had a corpus on it where navigation was Reverse/Forward – Left/Right hand spike, Menu – Crown of Thorns, Feet spike – Stop, and Spear Wound – Play.
My question is could you bless it with Holy Water without voiding your warranty? Does it flash a sin error (or sintax error) if you load it with pirated music? What would Jesus have on his playlist?
Though I guess there are advantages. If you are fighting vampires you can have some appropriate mood music such as Gregorian Chant.
I also learned about the Blessed Virgin Mary USB stick that says "Oh Maria keep my data safe."