Caption Contest Putin on the Ritz by Jeffrey Miller March 13, 2007 written by Jeffrey Miller March 13, 2007 11 comments 0 FacebookTwitterGoogle +Pinterest Jeffrey Miller previous post Headline News next post Culture of Death e-cards You may also like Caption Contest May 2, 2007 Interpret this September 8, 2007 Blink off February 12, 2007 Wow January 1, 2008 Caption Contest April 11, 2007 Caption Contest March 16, 2008 Caption Contest April 14, 2007 Caption Contest October 4, 2012 Quite a week for the Pope June 15, 2007 Caption Contest June 5, 2007 11 comments Mac McLernon March 14, 2007 - 12:00 pm “And then, Mr Putin, you’ll never guess what he said… he said, “How many divisions has the Pope?… “ Reply Panda Rosa March 14, 2007 - 1:24 pm “Vater into Vine? Oh, that’s easy! Chust get Us a roll of newspaper…” (We’ll never tell him we got it out of the book 10 Simple Magic Tricks that came when we ordered the Complete Works of Thomas Aquinas. It’s good to be the Pope!) Reply LJ March 14, 2007 - 1:54 pm Come on, smile. I know you can. Reply Jon March 14, 2007 - 3:03 pm Seconds after Benedict XVI performs his papal hypnosis, President Putin falls into a deep trance. Reply Melody March 14, 2007 - 4:54 pm 1. Putin (thinking): Oh ****, I left the water running back in Moscow!” 2. “What’s with the Santa cape? Must not laugh… Must not cause international incident…” Reply Tito March 14, 2007 - 5:12 pm Glad to see Pope Benedict XVI wear his best for an atheist. Reply patrick March 14, 2007 - 6:47 pm Now Mr. Putin knows where Santa lives. Reply A March 14, 2007 - 11:09 pm Putin actually converted to Orthodoxy after a life-threatening fire. Reply Mark Windsor March 15, 2007 - 11:02 am Putin actually converted to Orthodoxy after a life-threatening fire. Pity he’s never acted on that conversion. Reply Constantine March 16, 2007 - 9:31 am Not exactly. The Church has achieved unprecedented levels of prestige and influence under President Putin. The Church has managed to sway Moscow authorities to ban gay pride parades. The Church has managed to persuade authorities to kick the Jehovah’s Witnesses out of Moscow as well. Reply JonathanR. March 18, 2007 - 2:11 pm Plus, he had that chapel built near the KGB headquarters. One must see him, I suppose, as a latter-day Clovis or Charles Martel. His conversion is sincere. But his understanding will still be shaped by the realities he is exposed to. Reply Leave a Reply to LJ Cancel Reply Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.