Humor Caption Contest by Jeffrey Miller February 2, 2007 written by Jeffrey Miller February 2, 2007 Basilica catholic church in Aparecida do Norte. "It’s really hard to genuflect when your a dog." "This parish recently provided guide dogs to help parishioners find where the tabernacle is hidden." 20 comments 0 FacebookTwitterGoogle +Pinterest Jeffrey Miller previous post March for Life report next post Apostle's Creed at Mass You may also like Funny stuff around St. Blogs November 27, 2012 Head of State May 31, 2003 Catholic Heart Attack April 4, 2007 Voter's Guide for Cafeteria Catholics October 30, 2004 I don't want my DNCTV June 19, 2003 Where are the John Kerry Impressionists? September 18, 2004 Can I see your music collection? October 14, 2005 What happened after the Epiphany? January 8, 2012 Christianity in China August 1, 2005 Gladly the cross-eyed bear December 23, 2005 20 comments Amy February 2, 2007 - 8:11 pm A woman awaits the priest who will wash her feet before entering the labyrinth. Despite that their dogs were unable to complete the walk (St. Francis told them it was better to be dead than to particpate), most walkers enjoyed the maze. “We didn’t have to bother with crossing over useless kneelers. I just hate having to endure pain or bothersome obstacles in order to seek out God.” a. February 2, 2007 - 8:27 pm what, amy? i don’t understand. what about st francis? Rick Lugari February 2, 2007 - 8:42 pm At the the Canines for Charismatics workshop, guide dogs are trained to lead their owners in being ‘slain in the spirit’. Christina February 2, 2007 - 9:31 pm At this local parish of the Church of Dyslexia, they take the true presence of dog literally. FR BP February 2, 2007 - 9:58 pm Man, somebody really blew the St. Francis of Assisi blessing! tony c February 2, 2007 - 11:08 pm Basillica of St. Canis Major Weekly Bulletin – 4th Sunday in Ordinary Time Mission Statement: An inclusive parish, we welcome all Christians regardless of race, gender identification, or species. In fact, it is our custom to distribute Communion to both species. How can we not? At least the dogs don’t wear shorts and halter tops to Mass. laura February 3, 2007 - 7:24 am ” The Basilica catholic church in Aparecida do Norte issued an apology to dog owners this week when they realized the embarrassing mistake of not providing dog ‘catchers’ at the all-species, charismatic round up last weekend. No animal was harmed in the distribution of the Spirit.” Julie February 3, 2007 - 9:58 am Down in adoration falling…. The Dogs understand the hymns! patrick February 3, 2007 - 11:48 am Perhaps it’s a miracle that they’re in the ‘Cat’holic Church. The only question is, are dogs granted a dispensation from communion since Jesus said,’Do not give what is Holy to the dogs’? But it’s an undisputed fact that ‘God’ is ‘Dog’ spelled backwards. paednoch February 3, 2007 - 2:34 pm Kissling and CHittiser take a quick nap before their presentation at the annual Call TO Action conf. Amy February 3, 2007 - 3:15 pm Patrick, Hey, maybe thats why Jesus said not to give what is holy to dogs. It would kill them! joanne February 3, 2007 - 6:24 pm They shoot [dogs], don’t they? a. February 3, 2007 - 9:25 pm pardon my ignorance, but what’s a labyrinth walk? Anon February 3, 2007 - 10:10 pm “Down in adoration falling….” But that would mean ducks or geese, wouldn’t it? (Save the liturgy, save the world…) Justin February 4, 2007 - 11:27 am Highly amusing – judging from the prone position of these dogs, however, I would suspect they came to Mass hoping to find the One of Whom they heard. They need the Man who makes lame beagles walk and blind mutts see. Teresa B. February 4, 2007 - 10:53 pm At the Los Angeles Religious Education Congress all dogs were welcomed except for The German Shepherd. et Invisibilium February 5, 2007 - 9:18 am Looks like the Canis-matic healing priest has been here! eXmalcom February 5, 2007 - 5:34 pm Meet the new liturgical dancers at Our Lady of Angles. Look! It’s Bishop Wuerl rolling over and playing dead for Nanci Pelosi! irishgirl February 7, 2007 - 9:00 am What were those dogs doing inside the church? Maybe they just wanted to lie down on the cool floor….it’s summertime in Brazil right now. Teresa B-funny post! We love our ‘German Shepherd’! adam n. February 23, 2007 - 3:49 am Unknown ‘Dog’ma Comments are closed.