Diogenes made me laugh with this:
The Leadership Conference of Women Religious is serious about social justice. During the past 5 years LCWR has issued statements on immigration and the death penalty and racism and debt relief and water usage and nonviolence and the Millenium Development Goals and the Earth Charter and Walmart and fair trade and…
What’s that? You say something’s missing from that list?
Oh, right; that issue. Here you go.