Not long ago I received some parodies via email from one of my readers. After reading them I asked him if he had a blog and if not suggested he should start one. Well he took my advice and did start a blog. Yesterday I linked to the hilarious Ash-O-Matic 5000 and today he has produced The ten step Marty Haugen song writing program.
I do wish the parish I went to today had used his AW777 pen to impose the ashes. Each year I hope for a shape that actually looks like a cross on my forehead only to be disappointed by yet another amorphous smudge. Though I wonder what I would do if this ever happened. Maybe I would spray it with some High Gloss Clearcoat Enamel Spray Paint to preserve it throughout the day.