Sandy “Honestly, I had no idea how those papers got into my socks, jacket pocket, and portfolio” Berger will plead guilty to misdemeanor theft of classified documents.
My, what serendipitous timing. Just saying.
Here is something I did before related to Mr. Berger.
If you handle information with classifications on a daily basis
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But what about those times when you have more documents than
you can stuff into your pants?
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I swear these are the best security clothes available on the market."
–Former National Security Advisor