The latest head-line. A giant mutant head of President George W. Bush has escaped a top secret government lab and was found attacking protesters outside the G-8 summit at a French alpine resort. This lab had been using funds diverted from Project Head Start to develop a backup head for the President in the case of an emergency. Efforts to capture the runaway head have made no headway. When police were informed that the head was heading their way they rushed to head it off. The rampaging head going through the crowd has caused some head on collisions and a few head aches to the protesters. Snipers have been unable to target the suspect because local rules don’t allow head shots. Attempts to lure the head with a giant bag of pretzel’s has been unsuccessful. The head is still at large and was last heard yelling at a protester “Don’t misunderestimate me I will you destroyerize you!”.