…The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the
first book of the Bible, Guinesses, Adam and Eve were created from an apple
tree. One of their children, Cain, asked “Am I my brother’s son?” God asked
Abraham to sacrifice Issac on Mount Montezuma. Jacob, son of Issac, stole his
brother’s birthmark. Jacob was a partiarch who brought up his twelve sons to be
partiarchs, but they did not take to it. One of Jacob’s sons, Joseph, gave
refuse to the Israelites.
Pharaoh forced the Hebrew slaves to make bread without
straw. Moses led them to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is
bread made without any ingredients. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide
to get the ten commandments. David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the
liar. He fougth with the Philatelists, a race of people who lived in Biblical
times. Solomon, one of David’s sons, had 500 wives and 500 porcupines.
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There is a good reason they call it “Outcome based education” instead of
“Income based education,” you are guaranteed not to learn anything that will
lead to an income.