Tired of the old electoral fraud of having dead people vote in an election,
they have gone for the twist of having live people vote for dead candidates.
Senator Torricelli was only politically dead, in fact they have placed a “do not
resuscitate” sign on his career. Now we have two political has-beens running for
office who in their past political careers had criticized their opponents for
age. Frank Lautenberg’s and Walter Mondale’s ideology have been patched together
from bits of rotting progressive ideas and now they have been resurrected in a
Dr. Frankenstein like fashion. Be warned, they are now roaming around loose in
the country scaring villagers about social security and the economy. Ironically
they are against the “death tax” and want to repeal it. Be also on the lookout
for Dr. Frankenstein’s diabolical assistant Al Egore in a bearded or unbearded
form. Fellow villagers, I plead with you, pick up your pitch forks, torches, and
other farm implements and chase these denizens of the demo-underworld back into
their lairs.
