Even though this
story was covered by other preeminent blogs already, it is just too funny to
pass up. Will 2002 be known in Anglican history as the great Elvis Schism? If he
does go into schism and start his own church I would love to see the Elvis
missal; readings such as “You shall hunk a hunk a burning love your neighbor as
yourself” and “After me comes he who is mightier than I, the laces of whose
blue-suede shoes I am not worthy to stoop down and untie.”. On Corpus Christi as
the Eucharist is processed outside the building the announcer could say “Jesus
has left the building”.
