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"It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it." GKC

Pro-life

Not another dime

by Jeffrey Miller September 21, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

Via Matt C. Abbott

In an update of sorts to my coverage of the relatively recent controversy involving the University of Detroit Mercy � which had advertised job opportunities at Planned Parenthood, among other scandalous items � a UDM alumnus who had given nearly $200,000 to the university “will never give them another dime.”

The alumnus, Tom (not his real name), who works for a major German bank in Chicago, reports that about two years ago, he met with Maureen Fay, then-outgoing UDM president, Father Gerard Stockhausen, S.J., then-incoming (and current) president, and F. Thomas Lewand, UDM board of trustees chair, “about this exact issue.”

“I was prepared to make a gift of $3 million to UDM upon my death,” said Tom, via e-mail. “I asked that these [pro-abortion] links and Web sites be removed. I was blown off, so I had UDM removed as a beneficiary from my estate.

Tom said that Father Stockhausen treated him in a very abrupt and cavalier manner, even telling him “I see nothing wrong with these organizations. They do a lot of good.”

A Michigan pro-life activist who arranged a May 2007 meeting with UDM officials, including Father Stockhausen, reports that the job placement to Planned Parenthood has ended.

But Tom isn’t confident about UDM’s apparent “conversion.”

“I do not trust Stockhausen at all,” Tom said. “I would suggest someone pay a visit � unannounced � to determine if he has complied.”

September 21, 2007 5 comments
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The opposite was true

by Jeffrey Miller September 21, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

I am always glad when my skepticism about a story proves right and in this case I hadn’t covered the Kathy Saile’s USCCB appointment because of a spidey sense about the story.

Mark Shea’s got the goods.

Though I am rather surprised about myself that I even had any skepticism about a story that purported that the USCCB had supposedly appointed someone who was pro-abortion for the Director of Domestic Social Development.

Though while I am certainly glad she is pro-life, just judging from some of her past statements I don’t align myself with her previous statements on domestic policy and liturgy.

September 21, 2007 8 comments
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If only …

by Jeffrey Miller September 19, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

… Greek Orthodox priests could get married.

This is a local story for me and I fairly often drive past this church.

September 19, 2007 9 comments
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Vibrancy

by Jeffrey Miller September 19, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

Earlier Amy Welborn linked to The Provincial Emails on a program called "Energizing Our Vibrancy" to increase Mass attendance in the Diocese of Milwaukee. This looks like another misguided program.

Sherry W at Intentional Disciples looks at the program and this problem in an post well worth reading.

Christian culture is not self-sustaining. Christian culture is the fruit of personal faith. Without the preaching of the kerygma and personal conversion which is the source of renewal in every generation, Christian culture ultimately withers away and dies.

September 19, 2007 4 comments
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Inside Catholic

by Jeffrey Miller September 19, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

Crisis Magazine which is now web only got their web site insidecatholic.com up and going earlier this month and now they have a very active group blog going the inside blog.

I do with they included a RSS feed that showed the full posts though. With so many posts it is annoying to have to click on each post though and currently their posts just show up as "Blog Entries" and not the name of the blog. I understand that advertising on their site funds them, but you can put advertising in RSS feeds.

They also have an RSS feed for the main site, but it too is lacking in that it doesn’t really contain the current contents such as new articles. I subscribed to it last week and it hasn’t shown any new items even though new articles have been added.

September 19, 2007 2 comments
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A point in time

by Jeffrey Miller September 19, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

A readers sent me a link to the following video which I think precisely chronicles the point at which the infamous Benedictine Sisters of Erie, PA went bad. You can tell this is an older video not just from the presence of Ed Sullivan, but they are actually still wearing habits.

September 19, 2007 28 comments
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Saint Gennaro

by Jeffrey Miller September 19, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

NAPLES, Italy (Reuters Life!) – Roman Catholics in Naples crowded the city’s cathedral on Wednesday to witness the annual miracle of Saint Gennaro, who died in the 4th century but whose dried blood is said to turn liquid on his feast day.

In a ritual first recorded in 1389 — more than 1,000 years after the martyrdom of Gennaro, also known in English as Saint Januarius — a church official waved a white handkerchief to the crowds to signal that the dried blood had liquefied on schedule when brought close to relics which are said to be his body.

Cardinal Crescenzio Sepe, archbishop of Naples, then showed the glass phial of blood to the congregation and paraded it to the crowds outside, where fireworks were lit in celebration.

“It is a prodigious sign that shows the Lord’s closeness and predilection for our beloved and long-suffering city,” he said.

The “miracle of the blood” is also celebrated in May to mark the relocation of the saint’s mortal remains to Naples.

Legend has it that when Gennaro was beheaded by pagan Romans in 305 A.D., a Neapolitan woman soaked up his blood with a sponge and preserved it in a glass phial.

Sometimes it liquefies immediately, other times it takes hours. Locals pray to the saint to protect them from earthquakes or the volcano Vesuvius and believe that if the blood should fail to liquefy, something terrible will happen to Naples.

More scientifically minded sceptics say the “miracle” is due to chemicals present in the phial whose viscosity changes when it is stirred or moved.

I remember reading about this miracle in one of Thomas Merton’s books where he looked at an atheist opposition to miracles and the fact that they don’t go go investigate miracles such as the blood of Saint Gennaro.

I find it ironically funny that now as a believer I have more freedom than an atheist has when it comes to miracles. I can choose to either believe or disbelieve that a miracle has occurred based on the facts of the case. An atheist is obliged to disbelieve them and not to honestly look at the facts of an individual case. Their "dogmatic" position only allows them to look at any facts so as to disprove them and of course the idea of an "open mind" goes out the window. If a specific miracle is disproved it does nothing to change my faith, whereas if a specific miracle is proved – an atheist will have problems with an atheists faith.

Though as a former atheist I can testify to clinging to skepticism in the face of an apparent miracle. This reaction is certainly not unknown. When Dr. Alexis Carrel who won the Nobel Prize in 1912 witnessed a miraculous healing at Lourdes. Scientific American has credited Carrel with having initiated all major advances in modern surgery, including organ transplants and at the time of the miracle he witnessed and then later another one Dr. Carrel was in no way a believer. In 1902 he witnessed the immediate healing of Marie Bailly who had tuberculous peritonitis. He later witnessed the case of an 18-month-old boy who was born blind and had his sight restored. Though neither of these cases led him back to the faith at the time and he continued to try to find a purely scientific rationale for the cures. Fr. Jaki wrote a great article on Dr. Carrel and the results of these two events in his life.

September 19, 2007 1 comment
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Shrugging Atlas

by Jeffrey Miller September 18, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

his article in the NYT reminds me of a post I read at Ten Reason.

How to Read an Ayn Rand Novel

1. Buy Atlas Shrugged.
2. Pore over every word.
3. Accept it all as gospel.
4. Realize the individual’s rights are of paramount importance and there is no such thing as “collective rights.”
5. Act like a [jerk.]

— from the September issue of Esquire

I remember laughing pretty hard at this because this was how I acted when I read Atlas Shrugged. And I am sure I acted on whatever the redacted word was. Unfortunately I didn’t have the excuse of only being 18 or in my twenties but was in my mid thirties at the time. This was indeed gospel for me and I remember trying to live it out and taking every opportunity I could to explain how the fable of Robin Hood was so terrible. My only excuse it that Ayn Rand was part of my last ditch attempt to retain my atheism. It was an anti-REM reaction since I was “Gaining My Religion.” Though former atheists have an awkward time here.

Former theists can talk about losing their faith, but there is just no common verbal parlance for atheists to talk about finding their faith. Former theists can tell friends who are believers that they have lost their faith and they can easily get a “I will pray for you” response. Just how do atheists comfort those who have lost their atheist faith?

Former atheist: “I have been going going through hard times and I am think I am finding faith.”

Atheist: “Bummer man, but listen to me when you die – that’s it. You corporeal body just rots in the ground. There is no you, just a random organic consciousness that thinks they are more than their body and that there is such a thing as truth. You wouldn’t trust a computer chip that was randomly created so why should you trust your own mind.”

September 18, 2007 9 comments
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GPS

by Jeffrey Miller September 18, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

You’re a Catholic and you take you faith seriously, yet sometimes you seem to be slipping backwards. You find yourself slipping back into old bad habits and not developing new good habits through virtue. You think you are doing fine and then you all of a sudden realize that you have gotten luke warm and have become a back slider.

If only you could get warning first before your prayer life goes into the dump and your faith becomes something in name only.

Here at Curt Jester labs which is always on the cutting edge of spiritual technology we have come up with an amazing new product.

The way to keep from back sliding is to continue to move forward and so wouldn’t it be great to have a Grace Positioning System (GPS) that will track your faith life and give you advice on how to proceed through life. Our lab has developed a grace sensitive gyroscope that is feed information from Holy Scripture and Sacred Tradition. Through gyroscopic precession the procession of the Holy Spirit from the Father and the Son into your life is tracked.

When you start to back slide it causes our specially made gyroscope and accelerometer in our inertial guidance system. The inertial guidance system measures directly how inert you are to the guidance of the Holy Spirit. When it detects back sliding the negative acceleration is detected and you are immediately warned.

Even more amazing is that we have shrunk the components into a pocket sized system that you can carry with you.

The Grace Positioning System (GPS) also has some other great applications such as a Catholic Church finder that gives you directions to the nearest church. There is no better help to your faith life then frequent reception of the sacraments.

The GPS unit can even detect the Tabernacle and this is greatly useful when you want to find the Tabernacle in those churches where its location is not readily apparent or just plain hidden.

Audible directions can also be enabled. That the GPS unit always takes you through the way of the Cross and not the shortest route is a design feature and not a bug. Their are no shortcuts to the spiritual life and while the route taking by seriously following your faith might seem to be a difficult route it is actually the shortest route to get to Heaven. After all a GPS unit that can’t help you get to Heaven is a seriously malfunctioning unit and missing the most important feature. The Grace Positioning System will often suggest that you merge since the right path is also a narrow one.

If St. Peters had one of our Grace Positioning System units he would have kept his eyes on Jesus instead of sinking into the water. Keeping your eyes on Jesus and neither turning to the right or to the left is the whole point of operation of our GPS.

So get your faith life moving in the right direction with Curt Jester Lab’s Grace Positioning System and put back sliding behind you.

September 18, 2007 17 comments
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Pro-life

California death squads

by Jeffrey Miller September 18, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

SACRAMENTO � Physician-assisted suicide advocates � unable to pass legislation and short on cash to push a statewide ballot initiative � will announce today the creation of a consultation service to offer information to the terminally ill and even provide volunteers for those who would like someone to be present when committing suicide.

“Volunteers will neither provide nor administer the means for aid in dying,” said the Rev. John Brooke, a United Church of Christ minister from Cotati and one of the organizers of the new End of Life Consultation Service. “Clients will obtain and self-administer these means. We will not break or defy the law.”

But Randy Thomasson, president of the Campaign for Children and Families, part of an opposition coalition, said it sounded like the formation of “California death squads” to him.

Thomasson, pointing to laws against suicide, called for an investigation by authorities once the consultation service begins.

Representatives of the new End of Life Consultation Service say they will advise the terminally ill on how to better access pain treatment and end-of-life care. Clergy and trained volunteer counselors also will advise the terminally ill against violent suicide, instead helping identify a path to a peaceful death.

A counselor will remain present to comfort a terminally ill person taking their own life, if that person wishes, program representatives said.

September 18, 2007 9 comments
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