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Pro-life

Digging a hole

by Jeffrey Miller October 3, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

The first rule when your ‘e in a hole is to stop digging. A lesson that Barry Feldman whole is general counsel for St. Francis Hospital the lead spokesman for the Connecticut Catholic Bishops conference should learn.

Asked how the CCC found itself at odds with the Vatican document, Feldman replied, "What we’re talking about now is emergency contraception which is different from the morning after pill which is referred to in that Vatican document. What the Vatican document was expressing an opinion on and an objection to was medication or a pill, the morning after pill, that has the direct intended effect of causing an abortion."

Feldman added, "Emergency contraception is different, its not an abortion pill, its intended to prevent pregnancy and not constitute an abortion. So what we’re talking about now really is just a totally different subject and a totally different medication than what was addressed in the Vatican document. The Vatican has not issued any kind of teaching with respect to emergency contraception."

I had to read the above several times and it still doesn’t make sense.

…LifeSiteNews.com spoke with Dr. John Shea, a medical doctor who has researched and written extensively on bioethical issues. Dr. Shea, a member of the Canadian Bioethics Institute confirmed that Plan B, the drug which the CCC has agreed to allow into Catholic hospitals is indeed a morning after pill, and was specifically addressed in the Vatican document where it spoke of a pill containing "only progestogens".

Richard Doerflinger, Deputy Director for the USCCB Secretariat for Pro-Life Activities, although he would not specifically address the CCC situation, did confirm that the Pontifical Academy’s 2000 document did address Plan B.

I found the otherwise reliable Bishop Lori’s blog post on the subject to be rather unsatisfying.

Unfortunately, Connecticut Legislature decided last spring to settle the question of whether both tests are necessary, instead of letting the Church do so in her own way. The Governor signed into law a measure that forbids health care professionals from using the results of an ovulation test in treating a rape victim. We bishops, as well as health care professionals, continue to believe this law is seriously flawed and should be changed. You should also know that we carefully explored with very competent experts the possibility of challenging the law. Unfortunately, such a challenge would most likely not succeed. Failure of the hospitals to comply would put them and their staffs at risk.

I still don’t understand how a "seriously flawed" law that you can ethically comply with really needs to be changed? Why would you want it to be changed unless you believe that only a standard pregnancy test, as the law allows, is not enough. Plus the whole idea of the government limiting what tests a hospital can perform should be causing alarm far outside the circle of the Catholic Church.

I also find the following statement to be rather weaselly.

Indeed, the Church does not teach that it is intrinsically evil to administer Plan B without first giving an ovulation test or that those who do so are committing an abortion.

The Church doesn’t specify every method that can be used to kill an unborn child as intrinsically evil, it calls murdering a human person intrinsically evil. He also downplayed the medical science about an abortafacient aspect by saying only "some believe" (when it is the mainstream assumption) and saying their is uncertainty about this, but somehow this uncertainty can also be categorized as "rare."

I think what I found most disappointing about the Bishop’s letters is that it seemed all about the prudence of challenging and resisting the law and zero emphasis on possibly allowing Catholic hospitals to kill human beings in the name of prudence.

“Reluctant compliance” emerged as the only viable option.

Diogenes saw the use of viable to be highly ironic and I agree.

Its it no wonder that Tertillian never said "The blood of the Bishops was the seed of the church." OK – that is rather snarky and of course there have been Bishop martyrs but you only need to think back to the fact that St. John Fisher was the only Bishop to stand up to the King in the face of government intrusion into the Church.

St. John Fisher pray for us.

Hat tip to Constitutionally Correct for the story.

October 3, 2007 5 comments
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Ethical refs

by Jeffrey Miller October 3, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

A reader sent me the following story.

Ancona, 3 Oct. (AKI) – Italy’s Catholic bishops are crying foul about onfield behaviour after their purchase of a professional Italian football team.

The Episcopal Italian Conference (CEI) recently purchased an 80 per cent stake in the professional team of Ancona which comes from the central Italian town on the Adriatic coast.

The CEI has invited a group of Catholic businessmen to manage the team and is looking at a new ethical code to get rid of intolerance on the football field, according to the Italian newspaper La Stampa.

“It is a way of moralising football, bringing a few ethics to an area that is going through a crisis of values,” said Ancona’s archbishop Edoardo Menichelli.

The new owners of the team, also known as “the team of priests” want to punish acts of intolerance, extreme fouls and introduce novel forms of punishment such as voluntary work for unacceptable onfield behaviour.

Managers and fans will also be expected to follow the ethical code. Fans will have to refrain from “improper” conduct against rival fans and using offensive banners.

Direct Kick Foul gives the other team not only a free kick but the fouling player is assigned one or more Rosary mysteries depending on the severity of the foul. Soccer already has a penalty box so why couldn’t an on-field confessional be used for serious soccer sins? Though this would surely violate canons regarding the sacrament, it would be interesting to see players receive additional fines for impenitence.

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Pro-life

More efforts to force Plan B

by Jeffrey Miller October 3, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

Via American Papist.

Rep. Daylin Leach (D., Montgomery), the sponsor of a new bill that would require every hospital in Pennsylvania to immediately administer Plan B to all victims of rape (underlining mine):

"Some people believe AIDS is punishment for sin … but we would never allow doctors to withhold treatment from anyone struck with the illness. We are all free to practice our religion, but if we put ourselves in a position to provide emergency medical care, our right to practice religion ends when we start making life-changing, adverse decisions for other people."

He has a point if rephrased. We should not be life-changing or adverse decisions for other people. I would consider killing innocent children in the womb to be quite adverse and especially life-changing or really a life-ending decisions. It is rather strange to say that we are free to practice are religion, but if we want to prevent murder then that is out of bounds.

October 3, 2007 3 comments
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Liturgy

Going Dutch

by Jeffrey Miller October 3, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

ROMA, October 3, 2007 � In restoring full citizenship to the ancient rite of the Mass, with the motu proprio “Summorum Pontificum,” Benedict XVI said that he wanted in part to react to the excess of “creativity” that in the new rite “frequently led to deformations of the liturgy which were hard to bear.”

In view of what happens in some areas of the Church, this creativity affects not only the liturgy, but also the very foundations of Catholic doctrine.

In Nijmegen, Holland, in the church of the Augustinian friars, each Sunday the Mass is concelebrated by a Protestant and a Catholic, with one presiding over the liturgy of the Word and the sermon, and the other over the liturgy of the Eucharist, in alternation. The Catholic is almost always a layperson, and is often a woman. For the Eucharistic prayer, the texts of the missal are passed over in favor of texts composed by the former Jesuit Huub Oosterhuis. The bread and wine are shared by all.

No bishop has ever authorized this form of celebration. But Fr. Lambert van Gelder, one of the Augustinians who promote it, is sure that he is in the right: “In the Church there are different forms of participation, we are full-fledged members of the ecclesial community. I don’t consider myself a schismatic at all.”

Also in Holland, the Dominicans have gone even farther, with the consent of the provincials of the order. Two weeks before the motu proprio “Summorum Pontificum” went into effect, they distributed in all the 1,300 Catholic parishes a 9,500-word booklet entitled “Kerk en Ambt”, “The Church and the Ministry,” in which they propose to make into a general rule what is already practiced spontaneously in various places.

The proposal of the Dominican fathers is that, in the absence of a priest, a person chosen from the community should preside over the celebration of the Mass: “Whether they be men or women, homo or heterosexual, married or unmarried is irrelevant.” The person selected and the community are exhorted to pronounce together the words of the institution of the Eucharist: “Pronouncing these words is not thought to be the sole prerogative of the priest. The words constitute a conscious declaration of faith by the whole community.”

The booklet opens with the explicit approval of the superiors of the Dutch province of the Order of Preachers, and its first pages are dedicated to a description of what happens on Sundays in the churches of Holland.

…The Dutch bishops’ conference is refraining from making an official reply. But it has already let it be known that the Dominicans’ proposal appears to be "in conflict with the doctrine of the Catholic Church."

As Sandro Magister notes the number of Masses in Holland has dropped from 2,200 to 1,900 in just two short years due to the shortage of priests. The Dutch bishop’s are now just reaping what in part they have sown. The infamous Dutch catechism that only got worse after the Vatican demanded changes is evidence of the wide-spread experimentation that has occurred on all levels.

I remember hearing Fr. Roderick, a Dutch priest and podcaster extrodinaire, talk about as he became a more convinced Catholic seeking a priest to go to confession. When he did, the priest he went to had not heard a confession so long that he could no longer remember the rite, though he ended up doing it in Latin since this was all he could remember.

It seems the evidence is overwhelming that experimental theology and liturgies never lead to attracting vocations or increasing Mass attendance. Though they are often justified so as to be more appealing to the people. The truth is that these practices are like throwing the seed into rocky soil. At first their is attention to to the novelty, but they fall away.

October 3, 2007 7 comments
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Punditry

Seminary catalogs

by Jeffrey Miller October 3, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

I had previously covered this story last week, but pulled it down when Matt. C. Abbot pulled his to do further investigation.

St. Vincent de Paul Regional Seminary recently sent out two vocation-recruiting catalogs to prospective seminarians. One version � which contained only articles and no advertisements � targeted straight men. The other version � which did contain advertisements, including the one pictured below, with two bare-chested men standing next to each other in a hot tub � targeted homosexual men.

I have, in my possession, a copy of the latter. (This is addressed to those who might cast doubt on the authenticity of the “gay-friendly” version, as certain individuals did with regard to the photos in my June 19, 2007 column.)

The catalogs were also sent to Miami pastors, at least one of whom was infuriated by the advertisements included in the “gay-friendly” version. Incidentally, said version has reportedly been “recalled” � whatever that may mean.

In addition to the hot tub ad, you’ll notice the first paragraph of an ad for a South Florida restaurant, where “you’re given the ultimate excuse to party,” and where there are “lovers bathed in a captivating sanctuary of controlled unrestraint.”

Pictures from the catalogs are here.

October 3, 2007 8 comments
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Liturgy

Respect vs refusal of

by Jeffrey Miller October 2, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

You know you have just got to love an article called "Respect for Liturgical Norms: An Expression of Love for the Church." His Excellency Most Rev. Arthur Seratelli, Bishop of Paterson has written and excellent and short article on the subject.

October 2, 2007 0 comment
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Pro-life

Dr. Death delayed

by Jeffrey Miller October 1, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

At the University of Florida the Oct 11th appearance of Dr. Jack Kevorkian has been rescheduled to Jan 15h with panel discussions after it. This blog hopes that people with disabilities will be allowed on the panel.

Since this is the University of Florida and with the delayed date this gives plenty of time for some "Don’t euthanize me bro" shirts to be made up for the appearance.

October 1, 2007 5 comments
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News

Nuns Avoid Exile

by Jeffrey Miller October 1, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

In a surprise development, it appears that the three Sisters of Bethany nuns of Santa Barbara will be allowed to live here and continue their work. Their banishment has been lifted, supporters say, and a letter of confirmation from the Catholic order is due this week.

But as things now stand, they must leave the convent the small Catholic order has occupied for a half-century on Nopal Street next to Our Lady of Guadalupe Church by December 31. The Los Angeles Archdiocese says the convent must be sold to help pay the multi-million-dollar settlement of claims by abuse victims of priests.

A committee led by Anthony Dal Bello is seeking donations to find a new residence for the nuns and office space to continue their work here.

After parishioners protested the eviction on such short notice, the Central American-based superior general of the Sisters of Bethany placed a gag order on the nuns and ordered that they not relocate anywhere within the city of Santa Barbara, according to supporters. But now, following letters from Mayor Marty Blum and others to the superior general, a new letter is expected this week lifting the ban and allowing them to find new lodging here.

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Liturgy

About time

by Jeffrey Miller October 1, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

In a highly anticipated move Monsignor Guido Marini will replace Archbishop Piero Marini as the pope’s Master of Ceremonies.

John Allen Jr. in an informative posts titled Vatican’s top liturgical liberal steps down describes the history of Piero Marini’s performance of Master of Ceremonies since 1987. Now I won’t pig pile (too much) on Piero Marini tour as MC, but it will be nice to see one excuse go down the drain when people use papal Masses as an excuse for their own experimentation and especially liturgical dance. A change has long been predicted ever since Pope Benedict became pope, but you got to wonder if the change had anything to do with those multicolor vestments used in Loretto?

October 1, 2007 5 comments
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Liturgy

Comportment

by Jeffrey Miller October 1, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

Creative Minority Report has a wonderful letter from Bishop William Murphy of Rockville Centre to his pastor Father Coschignano about moving the Blessed Sacrament back to the main body of the Church. The letter manages with no finger pointing to point our some some problems the Bishop witnessed in comportment of those receiving the Eucharist. Besides having the Tabernacle moved the Bishop also requested that catechesis on the reverence due to the Blessed Sacrament also be given.

As they say – read the whole thing.

Fr. Z also has a nice anti-fisk on this letter.

I always find it confusing when the Blessed Sacrament is reserved in an area way off the main axis of the Church. With the Tabernacle not easily within line of site do you just make a profound bow to the altar or do you turn at an angle to where the Blessed Sacrament is reserved and genuflect? Usually I go for the angle genuflection, but it makes me feel like an artiliary officer and that I need to call in to verify I have the right angle and I wish I had a laser spotter.

I have observed that most people don’t have this problem since they neigher genuflect or make a profound (or even non-profound) bow as they enter in churches designed this way.

 

 

 

October 1, 2007 13 comments
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