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"It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it." GKC

Pro-life

Overcoming ignorance

by Jeffrey Miller October 6, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

GRAND RAPIDS — As a physician, Dr. William Passinault says it’s a bad bet to spend money on embryonic stem-cell research. As a Catholic, he says it is morally wrong.

But the retired surgeon also has seen patients helped by adult stem-cell therapy. So he applauded Michigan’s Catholic bishops for a campaign launched this week to educate parishioners about the church’s stand on stem cells.

“Since folks are going to be potentially asked to vote on (a ballot) issue — and surveys indicate the public on both sides are not well informed — this is certainly a praiseworthy effort at education,” said Passinault, chairman of the bioethics committee at Saint Mary’s Health Care.

The campaign comes as supporters of embryonic stem-cell research consider a petition drive to put a proposal on the 2008 ballot to lift the state ban.

More than 500,000 Catholic households statewide, including about 55,000 in West Michigan, were mailed packets from the Michigan Catholic Conference that are signed by the state’s seven bishops.

A 12-minute DVD and brochure outline the church’s opposition to embryonic stem-cell research and its support of using adult stem cells to treat dozens of diseases.

Parishes also received materials urging them to address the issue this weekend. The first Sunday in October is annually designated Respect Life Sunday by the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops.

Grand Rapids Bishop Walter Hurley encouraged parish priests to use the materials, saying they clarify church teaching on a complex issue.

“There is a perception the church is opposed to stem-cell research, and that’s totally not true,” he said. “There is no question about the commitment of the church to stem-cell research using adult stem cells.”

The best way to deal with misinformation is with true information and this looks like a great way to actually do that. The ballot measure in Missouri last year that was so deceptive in pretending to ban cloning got more opposition as time went on and ended up narrowly passing. Sending out short DVD is a great way to help get the truth out especially if they are well produced.

October 6, 2007 9 comments
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Mathetes Award

by Jeffrey Miller October 6, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

Causa nostrae laetitiae was nice enough to give me a Mathetes Award for Excellence in Discipleship. Though I must admit that normally the only disciples I look for are someone’s funny bone.

 

Mathetes is the Greek word for disciple, and the role of the disciple (per the Great Commission) it to make more disciples. So the rules for accepting the award are such:
Winners of this award must pick five other "disciples" to pass it on to, and provide links for
(1) the originator of the award (Dan King of management by God),
(2) the person (and in my case, the other person )that awarded it to you, and then
(3) name and sites of the five people that you believe are fulfilling the role of a disciple of Christ.

Here are just five of the blogs which have been dicipling me.

  1. Mark Shea. I have learned a lot from Mark from both his books, blog, and his fine podcast over the years. I don’t always agree with Mark on political matters, but he has helped me keep a healthy skepticism on them.
  2. Tom at Disputations. Another person that helps me to maintain balance.
  3. Julie at Happy Catholic. Spirituality, common sense, and humor – hard to want more.
  4. Fr. Philip, OP. The Gospel fully preached.
  5. Christopher Blosser. Before I was reading blogs I was reading the Ratzinger Fan Club and since then Christopher has provided valuable perspective on theology and politics as they concern the Church.

This list could be much, much longer.

October 6, 2007 2 comments
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Humor

Sad, but funny

by Jeffrey Miller October 5, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

A reader sent me a link to a parody song based on the recent story of the Nun fight in Italy that occurred among three nuns in a Convent to be closed.

You can listen to the actual song here and the following are the lyrics.

Ladies and gentlemen
We present our title bout for the evening

In this corner
Weighing in at one hundred and fourteen pounds
By way of the Sisters of Our Lady of the Immaculate Right Cross
With a record of 23 and 1, with 15 knockouts, three TKOs, two decisions, three conversions and one exorcism
"The High Priestess of Penance"
"The Pounding Penguin"
"The Assassin of the Passion"
"The Stinging Nun"
And "The Roman Catholic Wrecking Ball"
From Dublin, Ireland,
Sister Mary Catherine “The Habit Breaker” Inviolata

And in this corner
Weighing in at an even 82 pounds
By way of the Order of St. Adelaide of Perpetual Confrontation
With a record of 66 and 6, with one disqualification for using a ruler
"The Vatican Vixen"
"The Pontiff’s Pitbull"
"The Original Sinner"
"The Homicidal Bride of Christ"
"The Assaulter from the Altar"
"The Nundertaker"
And "The Mother Superior of Kicking Posterior"
From Mexico City,
Sister Maria Teresa Garcia Graziela Aguilera Delgado Francisco Diego Arroyo Inigo Montoya Zapata Paquito El Guapo Abuelita de la “Boom Boom” Mendoza

In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti

Now let’s get ready to rumble…

October 5, 2007 7 comments
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There they go again

by Jeffrey Miller October 5, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

A.M.D.G covers the upcoming women’s faux ordination occurring next month in St. Louis and the backgrounds of the people involved. As is almost always the case these women are quite active in their parishes and diocese and have been involved in teaching things that should have sent out alarm bells long ago.

He also notices the connection between one of these women and another previously faux ordained women as authors/staff for Liguori Publications.

One of the women is from the St. Louis area so I don’t think we will have to wait long after the faux ordination for Archbishop Burke to act.

October 5, 2007 10 comments
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Chico sues

by Jeffrey Miller October 5, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

VATICAN CITY (Roto Reuters) – Chico who is Pope Benedict’s 9-year old cat has filed an injunction against the release of the book by Italian author Jeanne Perego. "Chico and Joseph — A Cat Recounts the Life of Pope Benedict XVI" a illustrated 44-page book is purported to cover the life of the Pope through Chico’s eyes.

Chico’s attorney in filing the injunction stated "At no time has Jeanne Perego contacted with my client in any way and there have been no interviews whatsoever.”

"My client Chico feels that this book is highly dishonest and that any views expressed in the book are not necessarily his own. Chico meowed to me that ‘Hey I wasn’t even alive in 1927 so how in the heck could I have related my owner’s life from when he was born? That "nine-lives" stuff is purely superstition and my owner has lectured me and others about holding superstitions beliefs.'”

"My client want this unauthorized biography removed and failing that to get royalties or some percentage donated for homeless cats not fortunate to have such a brilliant and kind owner."

October 5, 2007 8 comments
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Punditry

Just another day

by Jeffrey Miller October 5, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

I have not posted on the latest Catholic-bashing The View episode since it is hardly news. The View once again having their hosts display their stupidity when talking about the Catholic Church is nothing new and is to be expected.

But I do love Jimmy Akin’s phrase "this pack of intellectual mendicants" when he discusses this and posts the transcript. "Intellectual mendicants" – Ha, now that is funny.

October 5, 2007 3 comments
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Seminarians in the Third Millennium

by Jeffrey Miller October 4, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

This is really funny!

Brought to you by Dylan and the Kenrick Seminarians.

October 4, 2007 14 comments
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Pro-life

NCBC Statement

by Jeffrey Miller October 4, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

The National Catholic Bioethics Center has issued a statement on the Connecticut Bishop’s decision to allow Plan B without an ovulation test. This is a very informative statement that covers both the medical and ethical dimensions of this.

The role of bishops.
Bishops do not write medical protocols; health care professionals and medical institutions do that. If a protocol concerns a procedure that has ethical implications, it will be submitted to a bishop for his ethical judgment reached in consultation with medical and ethical experts. If the bishop is convinced the procedure will not violate the moral law, he will not stand in the way of its being implemented. He will basically grant what is called a �nihil obstat� which basically means there are no moral objections to the implementation of this protocol. Bishops simply do not have the competence to adjudicate between competing scientific claims about the mechanisms of drugs.

The NCBC.
In matters that have not yet been decided definitively by the Holy See, The National Catholic Bioethics Center has refrained from adopting one or another position on a disputed question. However, in the matter of protocols for sexual assault, there is virtual unanimity that an ovulation test should be administered before giving an anovulant medication. The protocol the NCBC has supported requires the ovulation test because it provides greater medical and moral certitude that the intervention will have its desired anovulatory effect. The NCBC objects strongly to state mandates, such as those passed by Connecticut and Massachusetts, that do not allow health care professionals and facilities to exercise their best medical judgment and which do not protect the consciences of all parties. We also object to state mandates that do not allow the victim of sexual assault to have all the information necessary for a medical intervention so that she might make an informed judgment. However, the NCBC understands the judgment of the Connecticut bishops that the administration of a contraceptive medication in the absence of an ovulation test is not an intrinsically evil act. However, it is immoral to violate one’s conscience, including the corporate consciences of health care agencies, and the unwillingness of the state to allow an exemption of conscience makes the law unjust and onerous.

You can read the full statement a the Catholics United for the Faith blog.

CUF is a great organization and I love their CUF Blog motto "Think with the Church!"

October 4, 2007 11 comments
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Liturgy

CNS

by Jeffrey Miller October 4, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

A reader brought my attention to a Catholic News Service article on the Dutch Dominicans by Carol Glatz. In this highly sympathetic article (almost a press release) you would basically have no idea how wrong the proposals are. In fact the only negative reactions are phrases such as:

The general curia of the Dominicans expressed surprise over a booklet..

and

while they "laud the concern of our brothers" over the shortage of priests, they did not believe "the solutions that they have proposed are beneficial to the church nor in harmony with its tradition."

By that would you have any idea that the booklet proposed male and female lay presiders for the Mass? My readers informs me that Carol Glatz has also done questionable pieces for the U.S. Bishops news service.

Here is some of the worst Eucharistic theology I have ever read.

Because of the priest shortage in the Netherlands, local church officials advise Catholics to drive to a nearby parish that has a priest, and some parishes have a Liturgy of the Word and a Communion service with preconsecrated hosts.

But Father Lascaris said a eucharistic service with preconsecrated hosts is like receiving “bread and wine from someone else’s table.”

He said to imagine going to a restaurant, “and you sit down and they bring you food from another restaurant” from a city far away.

Parishioners also want to celebrate together with a presider from their own community since a leader or priest is a member and “a servant of the community,” he said.

He said Mass should not be “a method of power; we see it as a method of celebrating.”

Ironic though since only progressives see the priesthood as a method of power in the first place. Though this someone else’s/another city analogy really angers me for describing the Body, Blood, Soul, and Divinity of Jesus as being somehow lesser if not consecrated at that specific Mass. As if his sacramental presence in the Eucharist can become stale and needs a "Consecrated on" date to ensure Eucharistic freshness.

"Parishioners also want to celebrate together with a presider from their own community" is also so much nonsense. If people have a visiting priest do they stand up and demand that he go away? So much for the priest being In Persona Christi – In the Person of Christ. So much for one baptism, one faith – that guy is a stranger — drive him out in favor of somebody else. Stone him he isn’t from our parish.

October 4, 2007 4 comments
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Chico and the Man

by Jeffrey Miller October 3, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

VATICAN CITY (Reuters) – Chico the cat describes the life of his “best friend”, Pope Benedict, in an authorised biography for children released this week.

“Dear Children, here you will find a biography that is different to others because it is told by a cat and it is not every day a cat can consider the Holy Father his friend and sit down to write his life story,” the Pope’s personal secretary, Monsignor Georg Ganswein, says in the foreword.

“Chico and Joseph — A Cat Recounts the Life of Pope Benedict XVI” is narrated by Chico who took up with the Pope in his native Germany when he was Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger.

The illustrated 44-page book is written by Italian author Jeanne Perego and set mostly in Germany in the years before Benedict was elected in April 2005.

Chico is a real cat who belongs to a German couple in the German city of Pentling, where the Pope lived until he moved to Rome in 1981. The couple are caretakers of the house where Ratzinger had hoped to retire had he not been elected Pope.

Chico tells the story of the life of “my best friend” from his birth in Germany in 1927, through his days as a young man, priest, bishop and cardinal. It ends with his election as Pope on April 19, 2005.

Wow that is one old cat!

Chico recounts how each time then Cardinal Ratzinger returned to Germany for a vacation, the cat would run into his house and sit on his lap as he played the piano.

One Christmas, when the future pope tried to put the cat out of the house "I misbehaved" and scratched him. "He forgave me right away but told me: ‘Don’t do it again".

October 3, 2007 7 comments
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