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"It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it." GKC

Punditry

Maintaining her reputation

by Jeffrey Miller November 4, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

You can always expect a few laughs from
the wacky religion reporting of the Times’ religion reporter who Jimmy
Akin calls Ruth “I’m Too Dangerously Unqualified To Keep My Job”
Gledhill.  In her latest news story (a.k.a. op ed)
she writes
on Cherie Blair recent criticism of Muslims forcing women to wear
veils.  

Mrs Blair’s own Church forbids the
ordination of women, forbids women from using condoms even when their
husband has been infected by HIV while working away, and denies the
sacrament of communion to women who are divorced and remarried without
an annulment, even when a woman’s first marriage has broken down
because of abandonment for a younger woman by their husband.

Now you might wonder how an article on
Muslim women wearing veils can segue into Catholic Church bashing – but
if you did then you aren’t use to Ruth Gledhill’s writing.

What I find highly ironic about her examples is how they are mostly
examples of the Church’s view of equality.  For example:

  • Women are forbidden to use female condoms, just as males
    are forbidden to use condoms also even if their spouses have an STD.
  • Both men and women who are divorced and do not have a
    declaration of nullity can not  be remarried.
  • Both men and women who were abandoned by their spouse for a
    newer model can not be remarried.

As for women’s ordination she can take that one up with Jesus since it
was his will.  The Church neither has the power to accept or
forbid women’s ordination, she is just following Christ.
 Besides why do they never get on the case of Buddhists and
Muslims for not having women monks and clerics?

What she totally misses is that that when it comes to sexual morality
men and women are held to the same standard.  This was not
true prior to Christianity where for example only adultery by women was
seen as bad and women were truly second class citizens.
 Though it is quite common for people to bite the hand that
fed you.

November 4, 2007 4 comments
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News

Theme for World Communications Day 2008: �The media: at the Crossroads between activism and service. Seeking the Truth in order to share it with others�

by Jeffrey Miller November 3, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

Vatican City (Agenzia Fides) – �The
media: at the Crossroads between
activism and service. Seeking the Truth in order to share it with
others”, is the theme chosen by Pope Benedict XVI for the 42nd World
Communications Day. In a communique released today Archbishop Claudio
Maria Celli, president of the Pontifical Council for Social
Communications, writes that such a theme “calls on us to reflect on the role played by the media and especially the increasing risk of their
becoming self-absorbed and no longer tools at the service of truth –
something which is meant to be sought and shared.” The Pontifical
Council for Social Communications, prepares study documentation and a
liturgical support on the theme to be distributed to Bishops’
Conferences and international Catholic media organisations.

In many countries, World Communications Day, the only world day
established by Vatican II (Inter Mirifica, 1963) – says the communique
issued by the Holy See Press Office, is celebrated as suggested by
Bishops all over the world, on the Sunday before Pentecost, 4 May in
2008. The Pope’s Message for World Communications Day is traditionally
made public on 24 January, the feast of St Francis de Sales, patron
saint of journalists.

Article

“Seeking the Truth in order to share it
with others” is not exactly the first thing I think of when I think
about modern journalism.  Though it is the first thing we
should think of for anybody involved in any forms of communication.

November 3, 2007 2 comments
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Liturgy

Owners versus Servants

by Jeffrey Miller November 3, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

Via L.A. Catholic

A Catholic News Service article in this
week’s issue of The Tidings quotes Vatican II luminary Cardinal
Gottfried Danneels of Mechelen-Brussels, Belgium, as making an
interesting admission:

“‘The active involvement of the people in the liturgy is an
unparalleled gift of the [Second Vatican] council to the people of
God,’ he said.

“While endorsing that participation, he also cautioned that ‘there is a
shadow side’ to it.

“‘Participation and mutual celebration can lead to a subtle form of
manipulation…. Those who serve the liturgy, both priests and laity,
become its owners’ instead of its servants, he said. This can lead to
trivializing the liturgy, eliminating the sacred and turning it from
the worship it is supposed to be into a mere social event, he added.

“Cardinal Danneels said the trend he was describing is not universal,
but it would be wrong to ignore it in any serious attempt to evaluate
the state of liturgical practice some 40 years after the council.”

Cardinal Danneels said these things, and others, on Oct. 25 at a
liturgical conference at the Catholic Univetsity of America.

These points by Cardinal Danneels have also been made for the past 40
years by so many Catholics whom the liberals continue to deride as
“traditionalists.”

Wow, I didn’t know Cardinal Danneels was a traditionalist. Did you?

The Cardinal could easily be
the most progressive member of the college with his support for condom
use and being a past president of Pax Christi, so this makes
his commentary all the more interesting and harder to dismiss.
 The experimentation that has taken place within the liturgy
shows exactly this idea of people seeing themselves as owners of the
liturgy than as servants to it.

November 3, 2007 8 comments
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Liturgy

What's a Hymn For?

by Jeffrey Miller November 2, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

Fr. Dwight Longenecker has an interesting critique and commentary on what passes for hymns now. I think he underlying conclusion is right on that it stems from a lack of understanding of what the Mass is in the first place.

November 2, 2007 6 comments
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Prayer

Lord, I give this day entirely to You

by Jeffrey Miller November 1, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

Here is a prayer
target=”_blank”>that Bishop Vasa relates that he
found years ago.

Lord, I give this day entirely to You — I retain none of it for
myself. It is Yours. If on this, Your day, You send me joy — I thank
you. If on this, Your day, You send me loneliness — I will draw closer
to You. If on this, Your day, You send me sorrow — I accept it. If on
this, Your day, You send me peace — I will share it with the anxious.
If on this, Your day, You send me pain — I will suffer it with You. If
I accept good things from You, should I not also accept unpleasant?
Since this is Your day, which You graciously have given to me, and
which I now in intention return to You, help me to live it well; not to
waste what You have given on idleness but to use it as You have
designed. Help me to remember how well the day goes when it is given to
You. I trust that You will give to me this day all that I need and that
all that is given or withheld is for my good. With all this in mind,
help me to live this day with You in joy. Amen.

November 1, 2007 9 comments
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Other

Blogging my inner geek

by Jeffrey Miller November 1, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

Having recently bought my first Apple computer, an iMac, I decided to create a new blog to chronicle my experiences.  Though I am not a switcher (someone moving exclusively to Mac), but a slider (someone who moves between both a PC and a Mac).  During my lifetime I have worked on mainframes,  Altair 8800, military aircraft computers, Commodore 64/128, Commodore Amiga, many PCs and have run operating systems like DOS, all versions of Windows since 2.0, OS/2, and Linux and my most pleasing and best experience has been the last two weeks on my iMac (though I have quite fond memories of the Amiga).

I am running both a Mac and a PC on my desktop with multiple monitors
since I make my living developing Windows applications. The focus of my new blog will be mainly on Macs and OSX software, but also about
working with both systems and interoperability.

So for those that are interested it is called
href=”http://macpcslider.wordpress.com/” target=”_blank”>Chronicles
of a Mac-PC Slider


target=”_blank”>
RSS Feed

November 1, 2007 7 comments
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Pro-life

The precedent of the Congo Nuns

by Jeffrey Miller November 1, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

does it exist?

November 1, 2007 12 comments
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News

Happy Birthday

by Jeffrey Miller November 1, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

Today besides being the Feast of
all Saints is also Cardinal Arinze’s 75th birthday.  You can
leave your birthday wishes at the
Cardinal
Arinze podcast in the comment section
.

November 1, 2007 2 comments
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Punditry

Homily Hostage

by Jeffrey Miller October 31, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

Via Diogenes

A California priest threatens to
hold back a treat unless his
congregation agrees to play ball:



Troubles
at St. Anne Catholic School in Santa Monica were so dire at
one point that Father Michael D. Gutierrez turned to his congregation
for help. He refused to give his sermon until at least 10 families
stepped forward to consider enrolling their children in the financially
strapped parish school.



A risky proposition, methinks.
Granted that a parish school is a good cause, how many preachers would
give the faithful the option — even at no cost — of going home
homilyless?




I hope Father Michael’s gambit
catches on. Think of the happy possibilities … “Unless I see a double
sawbuck in the collection basket every week from every family, you’ll
never hear On Eagles Wings in this church aga
in!”

Now that would be a great fundraiser tool.
 Contribute money or we will use Here I am Lord or
other such song for all four hymns of the standard hymn sandwich.
 How about selling tickets to a Gather Hymnal bonfire?
 Surely you would raise enough to fund the Adoramus or other
appropriate hymnal.  Cough up money or a drum kit will be
given to the choir!

Now in reality the idea of withholding a
homily is really a bad idea and the first instance of sermon extortion
I have ever heard of. You have to be a pretty confident preacher in the
first place to use this one, though of course under Canon law
there is no way you could licitly do this for a Sunday or other Holy
Day of Obligation Mass.

October 31, 2007 9 comments
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Various

by Jeffrey Miller October 31, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

Carnival of Homeschooling

Catholic Carnival

World of Good

A reader sent me a version of his very funny Gilbert & Sullivan
parody.

I am the very model of a RomanCatholicWomanpriest™
I have no valid sacramental ordination in the least
I celebrate Diversity supremely superficially
Conjoining L-G-B-T couples controversially

I’m very well acquainted, too, with Eco-Cycle-Mania
I generate more laughter than O-BER-on and Titania
I feel a Call To Action is required by the Spirit, now
As far as Modern Norms of Civil DisobediENCE Allow

As far as Modern Norms of Civil DisobediENCE Allow
As far as Modern Norms of Civil DisobediENCE Allow
As far as Modern Norms of Civil DisobediENCE
allow-alLOW-ALLOW-ALLOW-ALlow-allow

I’m very skilled at irritating stodgy old Conservatives
Prefer to buy All-Natural so I eschew preservatives
In short, in Matters Feminist, where Common Sense is now deceased
I am the very model of a RomanCatholicWomanpriest™

In short, in Matters Feminist, where Common Sense is now deceased
She is the very model of a RomanCatholicWomanpriest™

I know Mass rubrics well and I ignore them as traditional
I long for Inclusivity so I deplore Partitonal–
Division in the Worship Space or on a floating river craft
And had my feelings hurt when gentlemen like Father Rutler laughed

I practice Wiccan rituals like Harvesting the Springtime Mead
Don’t knock McBrien, Thomas Fox and other authors that I read
I advocate for Wymyn’s Health and Peace & Justices
issues, too
And whistle all the catchy tunes from OCP and Worship II

And whistle all the catchy tunes from OCP and Worship II
And whistle all the catchy tunes from OCP and Worship II
And whistle all the catchy tunes from OCP and Worship
II-tee-II-tee-II-tee-II-tee-II-tee-II

I tend to gossip with the girls; use caution when confessing
“sin”
My scarfish-stoles are chosen for the color of the season
w’r’in
In short, in Matters Feminist, where Common Sense is now deceased
I am the very model of a RomanCatholicWomanpriest™

In short, in Matters Feminist, where Common Sense is now deceased
She is the very model of a RomanCatholicWomanpriest™

I pretend that Mary was a priest but question Im-ma-CU-la-ty
“A Loving God/de won’t send to Hell” so
fear no Reprobacity
I know Reiki better than a Buddhist Monk from Katmandu
Western Civ is Dominating: don’t believe it’s worth
a Sou

I’m suspicious of the male, hierarchical autocracy
We believe our moral precepts should be churned out by democracy
And emasculate the NFL before the Y-chrom spreads some more
Being relegated to a convent just became an awful bore

Being relegated to a convent just became an awful bore
Being relegated to a convent just became an awful bore
Being relegated to a convent just became an awful awful awFUL AWFUL
AWFUL AWful bore

Despite my lack of formatory wisdom to be Presbyter
The bishops who ordain us remain hiding with the stench of fear
But still, in Matters Feminist, where Common Sense is now deceased
I am the very model of a RomanCatholicWomanpriest™

But still, in Matters Feminist, where Common Sense is now deceased
She is the very model of a RomanCatholicWomanpriest™

October 31, 2007 7 comments
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