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Pro-life

Actually banning cloning means to repeal a ban on cloning

by Jeffrey Miller November 8, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

A reader sent me an update on the Cures Without Cloning Campaign in Missouri.  This campaign is intended to add an amendment to the Missouri constitution to undo the cloning amendments from last years change to the constitution.  As many will remember the ballot from last year was quite disingenuous in it wording by making it appear to ban cloning while in fact supporting so-called therapeutic cloning.  This has been a common tactic of embryonic stem-cell supporters to lie for our own good.<>br
With more of the same tactics the Secretary of the State has certified
a ballot title that is truly a outrageously biased version of the
ballot initiative.

Shall the Missouri Constitution be
amended to repeal the current ban on human cloning or attempted cloning
and to limit
Missouri patients� access to stem cell research, therapies and cures
approved by voters in November 2006 by:
 
� redefining the ban on human cloning or attempted cloning to
criminalize and impose civil penalties for
some currently allowed research, therapies and cures; 
and 
 
� prohibiting hospitals or other institutions from using public funds
to conduct such research?
 
This proposal could have a significant negative fiscal impact 
on state and local governmental entities due to its prohibition of
certain research activities. However, the total costs to state and
local governmental entities are unknown. 

I am surprised that they didn’t add
that it would also poke the eyes
out of kittens.




The attempt to actually create a
cloning ban is stated as a repeal to
the current ban on cloning.  What current therapies and cures
are there from ESCR in the first place?  I guess zero is a
hard number to elucidate on.  I guess we shouldn’t be
surprised by the twisting and outright lies of the ESCR supporters, but
how far they will go is amazing.




Here is the ballot title as it was
submitted before it went through the doublethink processor.

It shall be unlawful to clone or
attempt to clone a human being as that term is defined in subsection 2
of this section. Researchers may conduct stem cell research to discover
cures for disease and develop stem cell therapies and cures, provided
that the research complies with the limitations of this section and the
limitations of Section 38(d). The prohibition of this section shall be
in addition to the prohibitions of Section 38(d).
 
2. For all purposes within this article, �Clone or attempt to clone a
human being� means create or attempt to create a human embryo at any
stage, which shall include the one-cell stage onward, by any means
other than fertilization of a human egg by a human sperm.
 
3. No taxpayer dollars shall be expended:
    1. to clone or attempt to clone a human being; or

    2. to research or experiment using a human
embryo, or any part of a human embryo, derived from cloning or
attempting to clone a human being.

They are currently mounting a legal
challenge or the rewording.

If you are from Missouri you can contact Missourians
Against Human Cloning
to help out.

November 8, 2007 12 comments
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News

Bishop supports legalization of brothels

by Jeffrey Miller November 8, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

A Roman Catholic bishop is backing a
campaign to legalise brothels after the Women’s Institute announced
that it supports the licensing of them.

The Right Reverend Crispian Hollis, from Portsmouth, Hampshire, has
voiced his support for the local branch of the Women’s Institute which
wants to legalise brothels.

He said: “If you are going to take a pragmatic view and say
prostitution happens, I think there is a need to make sure it’s as well
regulated as possible for the health of people involved and for the
safety of the ladies themselves.”

“That’s not to say I approve of prostitution in any way. I would be
very much happier if there was no prostitution in Portsmouth.

“But it’s going to be there whatever we do and it has been from time
immemorial. So I think that is something we have to be realistic about.”

His comments won praise from Rachel Frost, from the International Union
for Sex Workers.

“The bishop should be commended for having the guts to come out and say
that,” she said. 

Article

Another case where pragmatism is another word for moral insanity. “They are going to do it anyway”is not exactly a fundamental concept for moral theology.

November 8, 2007 30 comments
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Pro-life

What do I do if a friend tells me she's pregnant?

by Jeffrey Miller November 7, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

The Cardinal Newman Society is sponsoring the Sisters of Life to speak
at Seton Hall University – Sisters of Life Co-Worker Training at Seton
Hall to Show How to Serve a Pregnant Woman with the Heart of Christ.
 
This is part of an ongoing program to bring the
Sisters of Life to speak at Catholic college campuses.

November 7, 2007 1 comment
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Pro-life

Good news

by Jeffrey Miller November 7, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

Nov. 7 (Bloomberg) — New Jersey
voters rejected a $450 million bond measure to fund stem-cell research,
a defeat for Democratic Governor Jon Corzine, who backed the proposal
with his own money and advocated on its behalf.

With 95 percent of precincts reporting, the question was defeated by 53
percent to 47 percent, according to nj.com, a Web site affiliated with
the Star-Ledger of Newark. The measure would have authorized the state
to borrow as much as $45 million annually for 10 years to fund
scientists’ work in the field.

The rejection shows voters didn’t buy Corzine’s arguments that
borrowing for investment in stem-cell research would attract economic
development and help retain business in New Jersey, home to more
pharmaceutical companies than any other in the U.S. state, said Ingrid
Reed, a political scientist at Rutgers University. The governor
personally donated $150,000 to a stem-cell advocacy group campaigning
for the measure.

“This was clearly a big defeat,” said Reed, director of Rutgers’
Eagleton Project New Jersey in New Brunswick. Voters “didn’t have
confidence that this would pay off in the short run,” she said.

Article

This is certainly good news that even in
New Jersey the Pied Piper hymn of “cures, cures, cures” doesn’t always
work.  It would be nice to think that the total disingenuous
of ESCR supporters with their empty promises and texts of the bill that
once again tried to fool voters in concern to cloning is what did the
bill in. Most news outlets are reporting this as a case of
cost-conscious voters rejecting it for monetary reasons.
 Surely some did it on those grounds, but if the ESCR hype was
being bought this surely would not have hindered it.

November 7, 2007 7 comments
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Punditry

Where Catholic Priestesses just can't even find a Catholic or Christian church to get "ordained" in

by Jeffrey Miller November 6, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

Two Catholic women are being ordained
by
Roman Catholic Womenpriests here Nov. 11, prompting outrage from Catholic officials — outrage
that, surprisingly, is directed less at the women aspiring to the
Catholic priesthood, or at the movement ordaining them, than toward a
rabbi who agreed to host the event.

The women to be ordained are Elsie Hainz McGrath, a retired writer and
editor for a Catholic publishing house, and Rose Marie Dunn Hudson, a
former teacher. Bishop Patricia Fresen, who was for many years a
Dominican nun, ordained the women as deacons Aug. 12 and will perform
the ceremony here. The women are among a growing number of deacons,
priests and bishops ordained in the Roman Catholic Womenpriests
movement. Based on responses to formal invitations, Hudson said
organizers are expecting 300 to 400 to attend.

Noting that ordaining women is forbidden by Catholic canon law, St.
Louis Archbishop Raymond Burke wrote to Rabbi Susan Talve, senior rabbi
at Central Reform Congregation — the synagogue host — urging her to
revoke her offer of hospitality. Meanwhile, the director of the
archdiocesan Office of Ecumenical and Interreligious Affairs, Fr.
Vincent A. Heier, has excoriated Talve for her role, likening it to a
Catholic pastor inviting a Holocaust denier to speak, and describing
Talve�s action as a major setback to the area�s strong, hard-won
Jewish-Catholic relations.

The president of the St. Louis Rabbinical Association, Rabbi Mark
Fasman finds it inappropriate for a synagogue to host an event no
Catholic parish would allow and, though stressing that he speaks only
for himself, acknowledged that among rabbis he is not alone. He is
worried that what should be a Catholic issue — whether women can be
ordained — will provoke a backlash against Jews.

Article

I doubt there will be any such
backlash, but I am glad for the statement.




But in some ways this is quite
appropriate.  After all they are only imitating the women
priests that they had in in Levitical priesthood.  Oh wait –
that didn’t happen.  Funny how God can be so consistent.

Hudson, a longtime teacher, was
certified by the St. Louis archdiocese
as a lay pastoral minister in 1998, after completing a two-year
formation program, and received a master�s degree in pastoral studies
in an extension program offered by Loyola University, New Orleans. She
was the first woman to serve as parish council president at her former
parish, St. Joseph Catholic Church in Farmington, Mo.

McGrath worked with the St. Louis archdiocese to develop a family life
commission, earned an undergraduate degree in theology at St. Louis
University while working as a secretary in the theology department in
the 1980s. Invited to join the editorial staff at Liguori, the Catholic
publishing house, she stayed for 12 years, while earning a master�s
degree from Aquinas Institute of Theology in 2002. Her late husband was
an ordained deacon in the St. Louis archdiocese, and she attended
courses with him throughout a rigorous formation program.

November 6, 2007 22 comments
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Parody

Liturgical Gaming

by Jeffrey Miller November 6, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

Were you once a gamer or just always wanted to give it a try, but
you thought that your reflexes were just not up to it? You have seen
cool music related games that while they look like fun – just aren’t
your style?

Have you ever wanted to pretend to be a church organist and just
never had the time or musical ability to pursue this skill? That it
would be so cool to put your fingers to the keyboard and produce
awesome church filling organ music?

If you have answered yes to any of these questions than the company behind Grand Theft Theology and other fine games has the game made just for you.

Organ Hero BoxOrgan
Hero I is the ultimate in rhythm video games where you are not limited
to just a few frets like in other games but row after row of keyboards.

During
game play a scrolling flow of colored notes appear one by one along
with the music.  After you see the note quickly press the proper
note on the keyboard that is related to the color code.

Sure
this game is much more challenging than others in this genre, but you
are an adult now ready for a real challenge.  After just a few
short months or years you will be ready to play the game beyond just
the beginners level.

Organ Hero I periphialIncluded
with Organ Hero I is the organ peripheral used for gameplay.  Each
key of each of the three keyboards is color coded to match the notes on
the screen.

If yo want you can buy more organ controllers and daisy-chain them together to give you even more keyboards to use.

The
organ controllers include a subwoofer to give you those bone-jarring
vibrations when you play the lower not to give you the ultimate in
large church organ simulation.

Organ Hero I ScreeenHere
is an actual screenshot from Organ Hero I! The three colored rows
represent each keyboard and you can easily see which is the next key to
select.

Unlike in real life you can compete against your friends
with Organ Hero I.  Just try bringing an organ from your church
over to a friends house.

You can even choose from a variety of
performance areas. Whether you want to select a famous cathedral in
Europe or a smaller church you will soon feel like a seasoned organist
on a world tour.  Give a organ recital without ever leaving your
living room.

With Organ Hero I you learn to play against a wide
variety of great organ music and we’re not talking In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida.
If you are Catholic you might just think “Hey, didn’t the organ go out
with Vatican II?” Well not quite, Sacrosanctum Concilium actually said
“The pipe organ is to be held in high esteem in the Latin Church, for
it is the traditional musical instrument, the sound of which can add a
wonderful splendor to the Church’s ceremonies and powerfully lifts up
men’s minds to God and higher things.”  In fact Organ Hero I is
the official game of the Second Vatican Council.

So please
support high quality and high culture gaming by buying Organ Hero I
today.  We know that you are ready for something new.  Though
we have to warn you that if Organ Hero I dose not do well in the market
we will have to lower ourselves to other products like “Liturgical
Guitar Hero” and don’t you already have enough of that from your local
Catholic parish?  Do you really want your kids asking you to buy
“Liturgical Guitar Hero” and then rocking out in your living room like
they were at a Lifeteen Mass.  ’nuff said – please support Organ
Hero I.

*Thanks to Javier Plumey for permission to use this idea that came from the excellent and always fun  Hands and Feet podcast.

November 6, 2007 10 comments
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Caption Contest

Most ironic papal gift

by Jeffrey Miller November 6, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

Pope and Sword of Islam

So is this “The Sword of Islam” or just
a replica?

November 6, 2007 13 comments
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Prayer

If you don't …

by Jeffrey Miller November 5, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

… read this blog post and forward it to 15
people
, unspecified bad
things will happen to you.  The Paragraph Farmer looks at
chain prayer email.

November 5, 2007 10 comments
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Pro-life

How embarrassing

by Jeffrey Miller November 4, 2007February 20, 2013
written by Jeffrey Miller

Thinking Catholic Gary Wills has an embarrassing op ed in the L.A. Times that makes me blush for him. Ramesh Ponnuru has done the commentary for me.

He has a long, confused op-ed on abortion in the L. A. Times. His focus on evangelicals is a little odd if all you had to go on was this op-ed, you might think they were the only people who oppose abortion.

If we are to decide the matter of abortion by natural law, that means we must turn to reason and science, the realm of Enlightened religion. But that is just what evangelicals want to avoid. Who are the relevant experts here? They are philosophers, neurobiologists, embryologists. Evangelicals want to exclude them because most give answers they do not want to hear.

What is Wills talking about? Evangelical (and other) pro-lifers are perfectly willing to turn to embryologists, regardless of those embryologists’ position on abortion policy, for confirmation of the thesis that human embryos are living organisms of the human species. There are pro-life philosophers, too, and plenty of pro-lifers cite them.

If Wills had consulted one of them, he might have avoided some of the wrong turns he takes when he tries to commit philosophy. “Harvesting carrots, on a consistent pro-life hypothesis, would constitute something of a massacre.” Okay, that’s
just embarrassing, so let’s move on.

It is certainly true that the fetus is human life. But so is the semen before it fertilizes; so is the ovum before it is fertilized. They are both human products, and both are living things. But not even evangelicals say that the destruction of one or the other would be murder. . . .

The universal mandate to preserve “human life” makes no sense. My hair is human life it is not canine hair, and it is living. It grows. When it grows too long, I have it cut. Is that aborting human life? The same with my growing human fingernails. An evangelical might respond that my hair does not have the potential to become a person. True. But semen has the potential to become a person, and we do not preserve every bit of semen that is ejaculated but never fertilizes an egg.

Wills’s skin cells and sperm cells are human, and alive, but they’re part of an organism (him). They’re not living human organisms, as a human fetus is. As for the notion that semen has the potential to become a person: Wills needs a refresher course in biology. Perhaps he should ask an evangelical for a referral to an embryologist? Catholics were discussing natural law theory long before the so-called enlightenment that was more apt to chop off heads than to make decisions based on reason and science.

Wills would be on steadier ground he if mentioned evangelicals that had abandoned natural law theory in the first place, though it is certainly making a comeback in those circles.

If it was Lent I would recommend reading Wills’ whole column.

November 4, 2007February 20, 2013 15 comments
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Punditry

Fr. Dwight the Theocon

by Jeffrey Miller November 4, 2007
written by Jeffrey Miller

Andrew
Sullivan links to my blog
in reference to my posting on what Fr.
Longenecker wrote on hymns
.

This is one area where my aesthetic
sympathy for the theocons overwhelms my dismay with some of their
theology.

I really have to laugh at the idea of
Fr. Longenecker being described as a theocon, but maybe I am not privy
to his secret plans to force Catholic dogma on the state.  Or
maybe I am just not picking up the clues and reading between the lines
on his apparently totally non-political blog.  But what I find
really ironic is the idea of an ex-Anglican turned Catholic supporting
a theocracy considering just how well that worked out.

For the record if anybody want to know
I am a kneelcon.

November 4, 2007 4 comments
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