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"It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it." GKC

Pro-life

Fashion to kill unwanted spouses

by Jeffrey Miller February 13, 2008
written by Jeffrey Miller

Prosecutors say a Gresham man who
claims he killed his terminally ill wife to end her misery was not the
loving, devoted husband he pretended to be. Court documents filed
Monday after John Lyle Roberts was indicted on a charge of murder paint
a dramatically different portrait of the man who claimed to be a
compassionate mercy killer.

For starters, Virginia Roberts wasn’t dying of an illness when she was
shot in the head as she slept Feb. 2. And she wasn’t the only woman in
John Roberts’ life. Although Roberts, 51, told police and family that
his 51-year-old wife was suffering from amyotrophic lateral sclerosis,
a doctor who examined her in January told authorities she did not have
the terminal disease. Dr. John Ellison determined she was in overall
good health but she may have had carpal tunnel syndrome. That could
have explained weakness in her hands that is also a symptom of ALS,
also known as Lou Gehrig’s disease.

Wesley Smith wonders “why it has
become so fashionable to help kill unwanted spouses and claim it was an
act of “mercy.”” and he has also chronicled similar cases.  I
think it is simply because the Michael Schiavo’s and John Robert’s of
the world have found the society acceptable loophole and that right to
die activists are quite wiling to help them out.  Though we
can hope that in the case of John Roberts that he will not be able to
pull this off.

February 13, 2008 3 comments
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Pro-life

'inappropriate nature'

by Jeffrey Miller February 13, 2008
written by Jeffrey Miller

Jean at Catholic Fire posts on
YouTube pulling an American Life League
video that criticized a Planned Parenthood one for “inappropriate
nature.'”  The ALL video used snippets from the Planned
Parenthood Mile High ad and commented on it.  The Mile High ad
is still on YouTube so I guess the ‘inappropriate nature’ is not the
video material, but the commentary.

Sign ALL’s online petition to send YouTube a message by clicking
here
.

February 13, 2008 4 comments
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Punditry

40 Days of Ramadan

by Jeffrey Miller February 12, 2008
written by Jeffrey Miller

Dutch Catholics have re-branded the Lent fast as the "Christian Ramadan" in an attempt to appeal to young people who are more likely to know about Islam than Christianity.

The Catholic charity Vastenaktie, which collects for the Third World across the Netherlands during the Lent period, is concerned that the Christian festival has become less important for the Dutch over the last generation.

"The image of the Catholic Lent must be polished. The fact that we use a Muslim term is related to the fact that Ramadan is a better-known concept among young people than Lent," said Vastenaktie Director, Martin Van der Kuil.

Well this only follows since Dutch Bishop Tiny Muskens earlier asked Catholics to use Allah for the name of God. Funny how more than a generation of reaching out and conforming the Gospel to secular culture with such products as the infamous Dutch Catechism results in young people knowing more about the Muslim than the Catholic faith.

Just think of all the Muslim comparisons we can use to teach Catholics the faith. Turning towards Mecca is similar to turning towards liturgical East at Mass. Praying five times a day is similar to the practices of the Litugy of the Hours. Prayer rugs are similar to kneelers. Beheading those who insult Islam is simlar to, I guess, notifying the Catholic League.

Hat tip to Happy Catholic and John C. Wright.

 

February 12, 2008 5 comments
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Humor

Get tight with Christ

by Jeffrey Miller February 12, 2008
written by Jeffrey Miller

SINGAPORE (Reuters) – Want to use Jesus hand cream? Well, you can’t anymore. At least not in Singapore.

A Singapore-based retailer pulled a line of cheeky Jesus branded cosmetics from its shelves after complaints from irate Catholics, the local newspaper reported on Tuesday.

The cosmetics, called "Lookin’ Good for Jesus", is made by American makeup company Blue Q. It was sold in three Topshop outlets in Singapore.

Wing Tai Holdings, which manages the Topshop brand in the city-state, pulled the items off its shelves late last month after some customers complained, the Straits Times newspaper reported.

"We don’t want to offend our customers," a company spokesman was quoted by the paper as saying.

Reuters could not get a comment from Wing Tai as its offices were closed for the Lunar New Year holiday.

…Some of the products sold include, a "virtuous vanilla" lip balm, hand and body cream and a mirrored Jesus statuette. They feature a drawing of Jesus flanked by two adoring women and carry slogans such as "Get tight with Christ", "Get His Attention" and "Redeem Your Reputation and More".

Article

Here a product line that wasn’t well thought out. The Jesus "Show me the money" wallet is certainly one of the strangest product combinations I have ever seen.

But Lookin’ good for Jesus does not exactly fit "But the LORD said to Samuel, “Do not consider his appearance or his height, for I have rejected him. The LORD does not look at the things man looks at. Man looks at the outward appearance, but the LORD looks at the heart.” Though if you really want to be "Lookin’ good for Jesus" then the confessional is the perfect beauty salon. Even better in the confessional you don’t need Jesus Bubble Bath to wash away your sins.

Reuters has a slideshow of the odd products.

February 12, 2008 5 comments
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Pro-life

Mile High Kit

by Jeffrey Miller February 12, 2008
written by Jeffrey Miller

Taxpayer funded Planned Parenthood Golden Gate’s online store continues to KY the slippery slope.

Product Detail
Mile High Kit
Name: Mile High Kit
Product Code: MileHigh
Description: Take off with this mobile intimacy kit from our "Mile High" commercial.
Product Detail: Mini mobile intimacy kit with mirror, personal lubricant, whisper-quiet massager, and 2 condoms. (Batteries are included.)
Price: $20.00

Zenit has a good article on condom fallacies that shows even researches who are pro-condom give lots of caveats about condoms and quotes from several studies.

Hat tip to the intrepid Dawn Eden for the story.

February 12, 2008 7 comments
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Parody

L-Mart 2008

by Jeffrey Miller February 10, 2008February 22, 2010
written by Jeffrey Miller

The L-Mart parody has been broken out into its own page and can be found here.

February 10, 2008February 22, 2010 20 comments
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Punditry

Is Barack Obama the Messiah?

by Jeffrey Miller February 9, 2008
written by Jeffrey Miller

Christopher Blosser has come up with a
great new site that chronicles people describing Obama in Messiah-like terms called
Is Barack Obama the Messiah?  He uses real quotes,
stories, Hollywood/rap-star sing-a-long video to Obama, and though he
tweaks some of the posters via Photoshop for added effect, the posters
are also real. 

As I am currently rereading The Lord of
the Rings I came across a quote from the book that when I read it
instantly reminded me of Obama.  In a conversation about Frodo
and his initial distrust of Strider he says “I think a servant of the
Enemy would look fairer and feel fouler.”  This described
exactly my feelings about Obama.  He looks and sounds so fair
and you really want to like him as you listen to his high sounding
rhetoric.  He has charisma to spare, but when I look at his
record in regards to Illinois’ “Born Alive Infant Protection Act” and
his willingness to support infanticide to protect abortion “rights” and
having the most liberal record in his short time in the Senate I see
Obama as feeling fouler.  No I don’t think we need to shave
his head and look for 666, but his agenda surely makes him a servant of
the enemy and some calling him Moloch Obama seems to be to be quite
accurate.  But hey he seems like such a nice guy that you
wouldn’t mind sitting down and having a beer with, so let us just put
aside our differences.

Obama has been deluding people using his
technique I call “Hope-a-Dope.”   His constant references to
hope effectively disarm his opponents when he is hiding his real extreme liberalism and advocacy of the culture of death.  Hillary has launched many blows against him and this has been a losing tactic, thus “Hope-a-Dope” is working to help him win.

February 9, 2008 21 comments
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Pro-life

Latex Love

by Jeffrey Miller February 9, 2008August 10, 2019
written by Jeffrey Miller

Latex Love

Support family planning efforts this Valentines Day by making a donation to Planned Parenthood in President Bushs name.

When you do, we will send the President a Planned Parenthood Condom on your behalf, reminding him that investing in preventative reproductive health care saves Americans hundreds of millions of dollars a year and improves our communities quality of life.

On this day of love and compassion, you can make a difference in Orange and San Bernardino Counties by making a donation in President Bushs name.

After all, you know that love isnt just about chocolate, flowers and candy.


XOXO, Planned Parenthood

Yea nothing says love like a condom. I love you so much that I want to protect myself from any diseases you might give me. I love you so much that I don’t want there to be any fruit of our love in the miracle of life. I love you so much that nothing can keep us apart except of course that thin layer of latex.

You also have to wonder how Planned Parenthood improves a communities’ quality of life? This is a great community of people just as long as there are not too many people. Though I find it deeply ironic for Planned Parenthood to even use the phrase “quality of life” when they really mean “quality of death.” It is death that they make most of their money on and they think that for someone to have a better “quality of life” someone else must die for it.

Somehow I don’t think sending President Bush taxpayer-funded condoms is going to remind him anything except the stupidity and moral corruptness of Planned Parenthood.

This is all just Condomganda.

You can’t call it propaganda since they would have no truck with propagating. The selling of condoms as a wonderful thing reminds me of a fairly new series on TV. There is a wonderfully funny and eclectic show that started at the beginning of the season called “Pushing Daisies.” The plot line is that this boy discovers that if he touches something dead it comes back to life. The side effect though is that if he does not touch them again within a minute and returning them to death, someone else will die. Now you might wonder exactly how this related to condoms? In the series as an adult he brings his childhood sweetheart who was murdered back to life and he can never touch her again without her immediately dying. The same goes for his childhood pet dog who he had also brought back to life. Watching the show you get the sense of the loss of intimacy since he has to keep away from his dog and always uses gloves if he is going to pet him. The same goes for his childhood sweetheart and the show shows the lengths they have to go to try to show affection for each other without her dying, such as kissing through saran wrap.  The comic sadness of this is easy to see, yet somehow people see using a condom as something intimate and it is an act of separation on a couple of levels.

Thanks to Dawn Eden for the heads up and be sure to pray for the woman who is subject of her post ‘The right choice’ leads to a ‘fountain of pain’

February 9, 2008August 10, 2019 10 comments
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Liturgy

Season of Lent – Repent and Rejoice!

by Jeffrey Miller February 8, 2008
written by Jeffrey Miller


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Well since it is “Ash”  Wednesday


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class=”post”>The capybara kap-i-‘bar-uh, hydrochoerus
hydrochaeris, is a semi-aquatic rodent of South and Central America. It
is the only species in its genus, which belongs to the family
Hydrochoeridae, order Rodentia.


class=”post”>When the Spanish missionaries found the
capybara in Brazil during the 16th century, they wrote to the Pope to
ask – there’s an animal here that’s scaly but also hairy, spends most
of its time in the water but occasionally comes on land; can we
classify it as a fish (and thus, the indigenous people could continue
to eat it during Lent)?. Not having a clear description of the animal
(and not wanting the petitioners to starve), the Pope agreed and
declared it to be a fish.

Marcel LeJeune
href=”http://marysaggies.blogspot.com/2008/01/lent-2008.html”
target=”_blank”>has a good Lent FAQ
.

Fr. Philip N. Powell, OP  has
href=”http://hancaquam.blogspot.com/2008/02/fr-philips-ten-commandments-of.html”
target=”_blank”>Fr. Philip’s Ten Commandments of Confession

Jimmy Akin has
href=”http://www.jimmyakin.org/2006/03/annual_lent_fig.html”>a
good roundup of Lenten information
.

Jimmy also has the
href=”http://jimmyakin.typepad.com/defensor_fidei/2007/02/ash_wednesday.html”>guidelines
for fasting
from the Code of Canon Law.


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May are spiritual and physical fasting
make more room for
Christ and may we all grow closer to Christ and Have a Holy Lent in
preparation for the feasts of feasts – Easter!

February 8, 2008 8 comments
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Punditry

What takes precedence

by Jeffrey Miller February 8, 2008
written by Jeffrey Miller

SOUTH BEND A theological seminar for
Roman Catholic bishops that had been scheduled for the University of
Notre Dame will be moved off campus because of a planned performance of
the play “The Vagina Monologues.”

The Catholic bishops made the decision because they disagree with the
university administrations decision to allow a student performance of
the controversial play.

“Because of the likelihood of the presentation of the play The Vagina
Monologues at Notre Dame this year, the bishops made a collective
decision to move the seminar off campus,” the Most Rev. John M. DArcy,
bishop of the Catholic Diocese of Fort Wayne-South Bend, said today in
a written statement. The bishop declined a request for an interview.

The seminar, which includes Notre Dame faculty speakers and is
co-sponsored by the universitys Institute for Church Life, had been
scheduled for Monday through Wednesday on campus. Instead, it will be
at the convent of the Sisters of St. Francis in Mishawaka.

Notre Dame spokesman Dennis Brown confirmed that the bishops moved the
gathering off campus and that the decision was related to “The Vagina
Monologues.”

The university issued the following written statement:

“We understand that not all are in full agreement about the propriety
of allowing performances of this play on a Catholic campus. Because of
concerns about the play and its potential performance, we have worked
collaboratively with the bishops to move the conference out of respect
for everyone involved.

So I guess moving the Bishop’s conference
off campus makes so much more
sense than moving VM off campus.

Article

February 8, 2008 18 comments
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