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"It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it." GKC

Parody

We need a buffer zone

by Jeffrey Miller March 6, 2008
written by Jeffrey Miller

New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg vowed today to track down and prosecute the people who set off a small explosive device in front of the military recruiting office in Times Square early this morning. "We will not tolerate these kind of acts," he said adding that the apparent targeting of the famous recruiting station is "an insult to every one of our brave men and women serving around the world."

The damage thank goodness was minor and no one was injured but the Creative Minority Reporters are now urging a slew of federal laws protecting military installations that promote the right to choose the military. CMR urges that federal extortion and racketeering laws be used against protesters at military recruiting stations -just as they were against pro-lifers. CMR hopes to bankrupt the anti-war movement by using federal anti-mob laws against protest groups, claiming that such organizations were violent criminal conspiracies.

CMR is hoping a conservative senator will sponsor a bill designed to protect military recruiters and anyone who utilized their right to choose the armed forces from violent acts by anti-military extremists. The bill will make it a federal crime to attack or blockade a military installation. The bill is called the Freedom of Access to Military Entrances Act. Anti-military protesters will also not be allowed within 150 feet of any military installation or anyone in the military for that matter and even those just wearing a uniform of any kind.

CMR worries that such anti-military violence will create a climate of fear around the country preventing men and women from their right to choose the military.

Sometimes parody is a thing of beauty and the Jester’s hat is tipped to Matthew for this brilliant bit of parody commentary.

I once was a military recruiter in the state of Washington for the Navy and we certainly for the most part were not treated very kindly. I had the tires on my government car slashed and the people working in the public schools pretty much did everything they could to not be helpful. The contract we had for our office in a small retail place prohibited us from placing a sign that the recruiting station was there in the front where the other entry signs were.

Earlier this week Creative Minority Report also came up with this video.

There are some graphic scenes of the results of abortion. This is the second time that I have seen the song Mad World from the movie Donnie Darko (which I really liked) used in a pro-life video.

March 6, 2008 7 comments
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More books I would like to see

by Jeffrey Miller March 6, 2008
written by Jeffrey Miller

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Wrong answer

by Jeffrey Miller March 6, 2008
written by Jeffrey Miller

The chancellor of the diocese, Father Jim Spence, said the priests at the parish were ordered to revert to the traditional formula in 2004 but that some people may still be unaware their baptisms were wrongly administered.

He said he was unaware how many people it may affect. The church is currently considering whether there will be a need for those illicitly baptised to have the ritual legitimately.

“It doesn’t mean it’s invalid, it just means it’s illicit, he said.

“It doesn’t mean that it didn’t happen, it means that it shouldn’t have happened.

“I guess (those affected) would have all sorts of reactions. I would hope that anybody whos troubled by it would get in touch.”

Baptism, the first of seven sacraments in the church, is the rite of initiation into the church and is usually administered shortly after birth.

Fr Spence said the illicit baptisms did not invalidate subsequent sacraments, including confirmation, penance and marriage.

I hope that Fr. Spence was misquoted, because if not this is serious misinformation. The doctrinal note from the CDF specifically said " Hence, they must them be treated for all canonical and pastoral purposes with the same juridical criteria as people whom the Code of Canon Law places in the general category of ‘non-baptised’".

So it is not a case of illicit baptisms, but invalid baptisms. This also does effect some sacraments. For those who were married after an invalid baptism it does not change the fact that they were married, it means they will not be sacramentally married until they are baptized. It also does not effect confessions in any real sense other than that they must be baptized before they can go to confession again now that they are aware of the problem. It does though invalidate anybody who was confirmed or ordained who was invalidly baptized. These two sacraments can only be conferred on a baptized person.

March 6, 2008 12 comments
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Here and There

by Jeffrey Miller March 5, 2008
written by Jeffrey Miller

Another Blosser has entered the blogosphere. Tea and Sympathy is a new literary blog devoted to Evelyn Waugh and others.

So, here I am. I’m attaching myself to a blog so that I might discuss literature with other people who want to discuss literature. My primary focus is Evelyn Waugh because I believe him to be the author of the finest English novels that have ever been penned. I like other authors too, of course, such as Oscar Wilde, Anthony Burgess, Jane Austen, J. R. R. Tolkien, C. S. Lewis, H. P. Lovecraft, Stephen King, and William Shakespeare. Let’s talk about books.

The excellent Southern Appeal blog is not back after a year of break. So welcome back Steve "Feddie" Dillard and friends back to the blogosphere.

There is a new Catholic School of Theology opening in Champaign, IL which looks to be quite solid.

Matt Swain at Apoloblogology is running a Joel Osteen or Barak Obama quotation contest which is quite challenging.

Catholic Carnival 162

Carnival of Homeschooling 114

Congratulations to Dom and Melanie Bettinelli on the birth of their daughter Sophia Therese.

March 5, 2008 2 comments
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The Awful Disclosures of Maria Monk for today

by Jeffrey Miller March 5, 2008
written by Jeffrey Miller

In the wake of other abuse literature turning out to be fiction it looks like Kathy O’Beirne’s 2005 memoir, Kathy’s Story: A Childhood Hell Inside the Magdalene Laundries" can be added to the list.

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Baby Augustine

by Jeffrey Miller March 5, 2008
written by Jeffrey Miller

As a parent you want your child to grow up and to be healthy, smart, and happy and you seek every advantage to give your child a leg up in this direction. Though while these are goods in themselves you also realize that your most important job as a parent is to help your child get to Heaven. Sin makes you stupid and holiness makes you smart and joyful even in difficult situations.

Though you wonder how best can you help hour child to grow in the Lord and in the Path of holiness? It seems there are so many tools and activities for kids for a range of topics that offer everything except what is most important and the pearl of great price.

That is where our new company Baby Augustine steps in and "Where Holiness Begins." Baby Augustine offers a plethora of holiness developmentally appropriate products for babies and toddlers.

The Catholic parent is the primary faith educator of the child.and we at Baby Augustine are here to assist you in the role as the first teachers of your children in the way of faith. You can’t outsource your responsibility to others, but Baby Augustine can help you and your child grow along the path of holiness. What makes Baby Augustine products unlike any other is that they are created from a baby’s point-of-view and incorporate a combination of real world objects, music, art, language, liturgy, prayer, poetry, and nature — providing you an opportunity to introduce your baby to the world around them that God has created for us in playful and enriching ways.

We think that if only Saint Monica had access to our products she might not have had to shed so many tears as a young Augustine had fallen in the Pagan world around him and into dualism via manichaeism. Baby Augustine takes advantage of the teachings of the adult Saint Augustine so that your child never has to lament "Late have I loved you, O Beauty ever ancient, ever new, late have I loved you!" Don’t let you baby have a restless heart, but a heart that rests in he who created and loves him.

So just check out some of our great product that will open up your baby or toddler to beauty so that he may always seek beauty and holiness.

What better than to start your child off with Baby Augustine’s series of baby-approved Gregorian Chant CDs! Monophonic liturgical chant which originated in Monastic life is the perfect fit for introducing your child to beauty and the liturgy. This music will lift him up and prepare him using plainchant which as the Second Vatican Council said "Should be given pride of place in liturgical services."

Your child can also learn from our great DVDs such as "Baby Palestrina", "Baby’s First Latin Words", and "Baby’s Pilgrimage to Rome."

Of course reading is an important part of the life of your child and you should be reading to him early on and encouraging him to read. Baby Augustine provide books that your child will love hearing and reading.

What better than the Baby Augustine Baby Bible that is totally interactive. When your child handles the book it will say "Pick it up and read it" just like what St. Augustine heard as he picked it up and selected at random Romans 13:13-14 and finally set him on the path from his sin. Our interactive Baby Bible lets your child do the same. When he opens up a page at random the book then reads it to him! They will be thrilled by the scripture they will hear.

We have many great books in our Baby Augustine store such as "Baby’s First Catechism", "Moral Theology for Toddlers", our very popular "Read the black, do the red", "The Spirit of the Liturgy for 3 to 5 year olds", "The Child’s Guide to Jesus of Nazareth" by Pope Benedict XVI, and "Theology of the Baby" by Christopher West.

Baby Augustine also has great toys like St. Peter’s Keys which will provide your child hours of fun "binding and loosing." Let your child learn about the glory of the Church early that that the can learn what St. Augustine meant when he said "You cannot have God as your Father unless you have the Church as your mother" and "I would not believe the Gospels if it was not for the Church."

You will be amazed at how effective our products are as you see your baby make the sign of the cross before taking their bottle and watch as they reach out the Holy Water font as the enter the Church. What more can you want for your child but holiness and an appreciation of the Church that will never leave them.

Now we can’t guarantee that your child will make it to Heaven because of a little thing called free will. But no doubt we all need a little advantage in living a life of holiness and what better than Baby Augustine who grew up to be on the Church’s most influential saints and a Doctor of the Church. Pope Benedict XVI especially loves Saint Augustine and so will your child. So instead of purple dinosaurs and sponges instructing your children, turn to Baby Augustine.

Baby Augustine is "Where Holiness Begins!"

Caution: Baby Augustine will be ineffective if your child sees their parents act contrary to the path of holiness as taught by Baby Augustine products. All children are equipped with an especially sensitive hypocrisy detector fine tuned to their parents.
March 5, 2008 14 comments
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Dawn Eden on the Today Show

by Jeffrey Miller March 4, 2008
written by Jeffrey Miller

Dawn Eden has an article up
on MSNBC
on
her book “The thrill of the chaste”


From her appearance on the Today Show.

She gives background on her appearance here.

March 4, 2008 10 comments
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Punditry

Like Nixon doing Disco

by Jeffrey Miller March 4, 2008
written by Jeffrey Miller

Yes like Nixon doing Disco is just like
Democrats quoting scripture.

“I believe in civil unions that allow a
same-sex couple to visit each
other in a hospital or transfer property to each other,” he said,
referring to unions that grant all the legal benefits of marriage,
minus the name. “I don’t think it should be called marriage, but I
think that it is a legal right that they should have that is recognized
by the state. If people find that controversial, then I would just
refer them to the Sermon on the Mount, which I think is, in my mind,
for my faith, more central than an obscure passage in Romans. That’s my
view. But we can have a respectful disagreement on that.”

Well maybe he is thinking of the Sermon on
the Brokeback Mount.

As
GetReligion notes
several news outlets
try to figure out what part of the Sermon on the Mount he was
referencing and they came up with a different scripture.
 Seems that they might have asked his campaign that question.

Barack takes the  same strange
approach that several others have taken.  That is support of
civil unions and not same-sex marriage.  There is not much
support of same-marriage within the black community and surely he knows
this.  But this position as a self-proclaimed Christian is
that he is denying that homosexuals can get married so he must
be endorsing homosexual fornication.  Yeah there is a lot of
scriptural references in support of fornication. This surely can’t make
homosexual activists happy since they claim that homosexual couples are
exactly the same as a heterosexual couple and in effect Obama is
denying this.  Or maybe they understand that this is just
political talk and accept that he is being disingenuous on this issue.
 In fact just three days ago he said in a long letter to the
homosexual community.

“As your President, I will use the
bully
pulpit to urge states to treat same-sex couples with full equality in
their family and adoption laws,” he wrote. “I personally believe that
civil unions represent the best way to secure that equal treatment. But
I also believe that the federal government should not stand in the way
of states that want to decide on their own how best to pursue equality
for gay and lesbian couples — whether that means a domestic
partnership, a civil union, or a civil marriage.

I am shocked,  shocked I tell
you.  To one audience he says one thing about homosexual
marriage and says something different to another.  Just ignore
this and repeat the mantra “change we can believe in.”

Even stranger though is Obama calling the
passage in Romans that addresses homosexuality as obscure.
 Rather ironic for a Protestant to call anything in Romans
obscure considering Martin Luther’s pretty much building Protestantism
from his faulty interpretation of an “obscure” passage in Romans.

Obama also defended his backing of
abortion rights.

“[W]e should prevent it as much as possible by making sure that young
people are engaging in responsible behavior and that we are encouraging
the kinds of good decisions that prevent unwanted pregnancies and that
we are encouraging adoption as an alternative,” he said. “But I think
that at the bottom line is that in the end I think women, in
consultation with their pastors, and their doctors and their family,
are in a better position to make these decisions than some bureaucrat
in Washington.

“That’s my view. Again, I respect people who may disagree, but I
certainly don’t think it makes me less Christian.” 

Yes support of the murder of the innocent
doesn’t make someone less Christian.  So much for “Whatever
you do to the least of them, you do to me” or from the Sermon of the
Mount “Blessed are the merciful.”  Yes mercy is ripping apart
infants in the womb with medical instruments. No support of murder of
the innocent doesn’t make him less of a Christian, it makes him a bad
Christian who supports an intrinsic evil.

He is also once again taking up the
“trusting women to make their own decision” tact as he has done before.
 Though I consider it ironic his bringing up a bureaucrat in
Washington when it was Judges and not the American people who brought
us legalized abortion in the first place.  Hey let us let all
women who are currently in prison for murder or for any other crime
since surely we can trust women to make these decisions.

March 4, 2008 15 comments
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Pro-life

Debate

by Jeffrey Miller March 3, 2008
written by Jeffrey Miller

“The York
University Student Centre
shut down an event entitled
‘Abortion Debate: A Womans Right or a Moral Wrong?’ at York University
only a couple of hours before it was scheduled to take place late
Thursday afternoon.

“Margaret Fung, President of Students for Bioethical Awareness (SBA),
one of the hosting clubs, describes what happened: ‘I was told
in a meeting by members of the York Federation of Students that
debating abortion is comparable to debating
whether a man should be allowed to beat his wife.

“They said that there is freedom of speech to a
limit,
and that abortion is not an issue to debate. They
demanded that the event not take place and shut us down.'”

Articlee

March 3, 2008 19 comments
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What could go wrong?

by Jeffrey Miller March 2, 2008
written by Jeffrey Miller

This evening at a parish I went to at the
end of Mass they passed
around letters to be signed to go to our to Senators in support of the
Global Poverty Act. The Senate Bill was introduced by U.S. Senators
Barack Obama (D-IL), Chuck Hagel (R-NE) and Maria Cantwell (D-WA).
 Reading through the bill it sounds like another boondoggle in
support of the The United Nations Millennium Development Goals which
will be just as ineffective and wasteful as President Johnson’s “War on
Poverty.”  The bill mentions HIV/AIDS and prevention several
times and since abstinence and faithfulness are free you can easily
imagine how the money would be directed towards condoms and
“reproductive health.”  Especially since part of the The
United Nations Millennium Development Goals  includes
the Convention on the Elimination of All Forms of Discrimination
against
Women (CEDAW) which is cover for abortion rights.

I just don’t see how further funneling our
money via the bureaucracies of our government and the United Nations is
going to be all that effective in reducing poverty other than filling
the pockets of bureaucrats.  Remember the U.N. Oil for Food
program and how that money ended in so many peoples accounts while food
was not delivered to Iraq?

March 2, 2008 4 comments
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