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"It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it." GKC

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Here and There

by Jeffrey Miller March 13, 2008
written by Jeffrey Miller

The blogger at Ukok’s Place has a Credo
Christian E-Cards site.  Check it out.

Carnival of Homeschooling 115

Catholic Carnival 163

World of Good Guest Post

Apoloblogology covers the phony
seven deadly sins dust up.

Some new sites:

The Apostolic Post a nicely
designed news source. Though it needs an RSS feed.

Praise
Divine Mercy!

You can listen to the upcoming album of
Catholic recording artist Matt Maher here.

March 13, 2008 2 comments
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Prayer

Rest in peace

by Jeffrey Miller March 13, 2008
written by Jeffrey Miller

VATICAN CITY, March 13 (Reuters) – Pope
Benedict is “profoundly moved and saddened” by the death of Paulos
Faraj Rahho, the Chaldean Catholic archbishop in Iraq who was kidnapped
last month, a Vatican spokesman said on Thursday.

“All of us had continued to pray and hope for his release, which the
Pope had repeatedly urged,” Father Federico Lombardi said in a
statement shortly after news of the death.

March 13, 2008 6 comments
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Vocations

Nashville Dominicans

by Jeffrey Miller March 12, 2008
written by Jeffrey Miller

Down Under

March 12, 2008 3 comments
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Humor

I approve this message

by Jeffrey Miller March 12, 2008
written by Jeffrey Miller

Voting
in the Catholic Blog Awards for
2008
has already started a bit ago, but voting is open until
Monday of
Holy Week. I would like to thank those who voted for me in five
different categories and your check is in the mail.

I would though like to say something about
the other blogs in the humor category.  Last year my negative campaign ad appears to
have been effective so I will give it another go.

  • Alive and Young Now I have linked
    to Paul Cat throughout the year and he is pretty funny with his
    “Adventures in Catechesis” and “Not said by Jesus” series. But is humor
    the only qualification for this category?  Is just being alive
    and young enough?  And isn’t this a slur against middle age
    men like myself.  Does this imply that I am “Still alive and
    not so young?” I think that he is an ageist and surely this should
    disqualify him.
  • American Papist Yet another funny
    blog with great commentary and brilliant photo captions.  But
    what is up with the “Not your average Catholic” tagline? Surely this is
    the sin of pride from another young blogger with a superiority complex.
     Plus notice how he puts the word “American” before the word
    “Papist”?  This is an obvious clue that he puts his
    citizenship first before the Church.   Papist American would
    be much more preferable.
  • Canterbury Tales Another great
    blog on things theological and apologetic.  But why does this
    former Episcopal priest think that the word Canterbury is appropriate
    for his blog?  Is there still some secret allegiance the the
    Anglican Archbishop?
  • The Cafeteria is Closed I have
    linked to Gerald plenty of times since his blog first opened up.
     I enjoy his sometimes acerbic commentary, his whirlwind of
    blogging multiple posts, and his great photography.  But can
    we truly trust someone who took their blog title from Maureen Dowd?
     I think not.
  • Catholic Cartoon Blog Paul Nichols
    is quite a talented cartoonist and keeps me laughing throughout the
    year. But it saddens me to have to reveal to you that Paul is secretly
    a charter member of the Cardinal Mahony Fan Club.
  • Creative Minority Report This is
    in my opinion the best new blog of the year. The parody and
    punditry of these two brothers is top notch and they are very inventive
    and creative. Exactly what claim do they have to being a minority other
    than being faithful Catholics? But how do we know that they are really
    brothers? This could be one brilliant and creative individual with
    multiple personalities.  Brothers or a split personality – you
    decide.
  • Danielle
    Bean
    This is one funny mom with lots of great insights!
     Though with the number of pictures she posts of her kids
    on her blog you have to wonder about their effect on the
    environment.  The increased bandwidth obviously causes a
    higher use of electricity at the server farm which leads to global
    climate change and the death of your ancestors in the future.
     Funny yes, but do you want to vote for someone killing off
    your offspring?
  • Dyspectic Mutterings One of my all
    time favorite blogs and when Dale fisks something it is a thing of
    beauty.  In fact I am quite jealous of his writing style.
     So if you vote for him you will be leading me to sin and how
    could you live with yourself after that.
  • Five Feet of Fury Kathy
    Shaidle was the first Catholic blogger and
    her headlines have been declared lethal in all fifty states.
     In fact she makes more points in her headlines than most
    people do in long posts. She should get a lifetime achievement awards
    for things like “More abortion clinics have been bombed on Law in Order
    than in real life.”  But you shouldn’t waste your time voting
    for her, you should be buying her books so that she can blog full time.
  • Happy Catholic One of the most
    balanced Catholic blogs out there with great quotes, jokes, and
    insights. A daily stop for me.  I broke the news last year
    that I had it on good authority that she once didn’t say grace before a
    meal.  This year though I found out that she is sometimes
    distracted in prayer!  Imagine that and repent of any thinking
    of voting for Julie.
  • June Cleaver after a six pack This
    is a new blog to me and surely this is one of the greatest blog titles
    ever. But if you vote for this homeschooling mother and Air Force wife
    you will only encourage her and she will blog more and then her
    children will suffer from lack of attention and grow up to be
    miscreants.
  • Off
    the Record
     Diogenes has long been one of my
    favorite commenters.  But what is up with Uncle Di being
    anonymous?  Just what does he have to hide?  Many
    think that he must be a priest and must keep a low profile because of
    his commentary.  For all we know he could be an albino monk
    assassin.
  • Orthometer Funny title, funny
    priest. I always enjoy when Fr. Richtsteig posts and he lists some
    solid reason for voting for him. But what would
    happen to his humility if he were to win this award? So save father’s
    spiritual life and don’t vote for him.
  • Some Have Hats Another one of my
    favorite blogs and Karen Hall sure can
    write.   She also writes at the group blog Some Wear Clerics where I
    sometimes guess post at and is also listed in the humor
    category. But
    is it really fair for a screenwriter with such great credits as
    writing for MASH should be allowed to compete against us amateur?
     Isn’t this like Mario Andretti showing up at a Soapbox Derby?
  • Spirit of Vatican II “Catholic” Faith
    Community
    Many think this is a hilarious parody blog that
    mocks progressives. Well that is the way it started, but they have
    spiraled out of control.  Like a spy who has gone into deep
    cover for so long that he has forgotten his real personality, the same
    thing has happened to the authors there. To save their souls you must
    not vote for this blog!
  • Standing on My Head One of my
    favorite books is Fr.  Dwight Longenecker “Adventures in
    Orthodoxy” and his blog shows the same humor and uncommon “common
    sense.” But maybe you are not aware of the Zuchetto schism
    and how he is willing the leave the Church over a hat. Can you trust a
    man willing to disobey the magisterium over head ware? Maybe standing
    on your head too long does that to you.
  • The Crescat Great sense of humor
    and quite a funny blog.  But just how many people were
    permanently blinded when she ran the worst vestment contest?
  • The Ironic Catholic Another blog I
    have linked to a lot and is one of the few pure humor blogs out there
    in St. Blogs.  No commentary just laughs. Theological humor
    and funny pictures for captions.  But often her humor is not
    ironic! Or is the irony that her humor is not always ironic?
     This makes my brain heart so don’t vote for her or her
    husbands occasional contributions or  that Alanis Morissette
    song on irony will become an earworm you can’t get rid of.
  • The Shrine of the Holy Whapping
    Another funny group blog that has stood the test of time. But
    opposition research has revealed that they snack on meat on Fridays
    during Lent!
  • Seraphic Singles Now I must admit
    at first I thought this was a hook up site for angels – Kind of a
    AngelMatch.com. Imagine my surprise to find it is from the perspective
    of the life of a single Catholic woman and her often quite funny
    observations on her life. You can get a good idea on her sense of humor
    with her Ten Great Things About Being
    Single. 
    . But if you vote for her and she becomes
    more popular and as a result even gets married, then we will lose this
    funny blog.
  • What
    does the prayer really say
     Certainly Fr. Z’s blog
    is addictive and has become one of the favorite blogs of a large chunk
    of Catholic readers.  Who can’t love a priest who comes up
    with “Save the liturgy, save he world”? His fisks and Latin
    translations make him a must read.  But is he really funny?
     Just because he goes by the first initial in his last name
    and does clever things like put out a Podzcast does that make him
    funny?  It just might be that he has some kind of initial
    syndrome. For example what does he call his site but “W.D.T.P.R.S”
     Does he have some unnatural attachment to initials?

There are also many other blogs that I did
not reference.  I
just ran out of money for opposition research.

I’m the Curt Jester and I approve this
message.

Update:
American Papist has responded to
my charges in a populist way saying “I am not your average Catholic
and neither are you!”  Everybody can not be above average or
the mathematical law of averages becomes nonsense.  Let me ask
you if you made an important call at 3:00 A.M to the American Papist do
you think that he could say something funny at a moments notice.
 I have the experience to be funny from day one!

Alive and Young has also responded.
 I would respond to his angry post but my blog is all about
hope and change.  The Curt Jester – Humor you can believe in.

March 12, 2008 22 comments
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Punditry

My two cents

by Jeffrey Miller March 12, 2008
written by Jeffrey Miller

Governor Spitzer what a maroon!
 I guess he forgot to go to the Governor indoctrination
course. Surely if he had he would have realized that governors are
allowed to cheat on their wives.  They are allowed to carry on
an affair for years and even have state troopers help you out gettting
new recruits.  Governors can be adulterers all they want just
as long as they don’t hire a prostitute.  In fact you can do
all this as a governor and later go on to be president. Or at
least I assume what the governor handbook must say.

Seriously thought my first response was to
pray for the man and his family (yes I am also amazed that this was my
first response so I guess Lent must not be a waste of time after all
this year.)  Though my thoughts go downhill from there to some
extent. I do not exactly have joy at his resignation, but I can’t say I
am unhappy about it at all.  I remember my first introduction
to him was that the first thing he did as Attorney General was to try
to close down crisis pregnancy centers.  He is about as
unapologetically pro-abortion as they come and hardly even pretends to
mince words on the subject.  The bill that he has declared a
top priority aim is to make abortion a fundamental right and to
eliminate any possible restrictions.   The question now
becomes how much of a pro-abort is the new Governor?  Though
it would be hard for him to be as pro-abortion as his predecesssor.

March 12, 2008 5 comments
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Pro-life

Allowed?

by Jeffrey Miller March 12, 2008
written by Jeffrey Miller

Catholic MPs were today given a strong
hint by Gordon Brown that they may be allowed to vote with their
conscience over the controversial Embryology Bill.

The Prime Minister pledged a traditional free vote on a bid to lower
the abortion limit, and for the first time suggested he may also give
way to demands from Catholic ministers not to force them to compromise
their religious beliefs over the rest of the Bill.

It is a pretty wacky world we live in when
an article talks about someone
being “allowed” to vore their conscience and to not be “forced” to vote
against their religious beliefs.

March 12, 2008 6 comments
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News

Lights out and nobodies home

by Jeffrey Miller March 12, 2008
written by Jeffrey Miller

Kitchener — On Saturday, March 29,
2008 at 8:00 p.m. people around the world will turn off their lights
for just one hour — Earth Hour — to show it’s possible to take action
on climate change.

The Waterloo Catholic District School Board is fully supporting Earth
Hour as part of the Board’s overall sustainable development strategy.

March 12, 2008 12 comments
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A thought experiment

by Jeffrey Miller March 12, 2008
written by Jeffrey Miller

Phorbyphilia

March 12, 2008 2 comments
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Parody

Bishop Williamson's film review archives

by Jeffrey Miller March 12, 2008
written by Jeffrey Miller

Recently SSPX Bishop Williamson went off
on a rant againt The Sound of Music in a letter to SSPX priests
 and stated regarding The Sound of Music “the mentality of
sweet compassion for homosexuals and of bitter grief for Princess Di.”
 His review would be great parody if it was parody.

Fr. Dwight Longnecker has written a couple
of real parodies which he says are from Richad Williamson film review
archives and they are hillarious.

Mary
Poppins

Lasssie

I must admit that I first thought Father’s
Mary Poppins parody was real since it caught Williamson’s spirit
perfectly.

March 12, 2008 3 comments
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Punditry

Contrast

by Jeffrey Miller March 11, 2008
written by Jeffrey Miller

A Roman Catholic bishop will be forced
to explain himself to MPs today over fears that he is imposing
religious “fundamentalism” on children.

Patrick O’Donoghue, the Bishop of Lancaster, will be questioned over
his ban on what he calls “values-free” sex education in Catholic
schools in his diocese and his order to put up crucifixes in every
classroom.

His summons to appear before the House of Commons select committee on
children, schools and families follows a 66-page document he produced
last year which angered some MPs because of its strict line on sexual
morality.

In the document, called Fit for Mission?, Bishop O’Donoghue wrote: “The
secular view on sex outside marriage, artificial contraception,
sexually transmitted disease, including HIV and Aids, and abortion, may
not be presented as neutral information.”

He said “so-called” safe sex was based on the “deluded theory that the
condom can provide adequate protection against Aids”.

And he added: “Schools and colleges must not support charities or
groups that promote or fund anti-life policies, such as Red Nose Day
and Amnesty International, which now advocates abortion.”

Although sex education is mandatory in all secondary schools, Bishop
O’Donoghue insisted that in every lesson – even science classes – it
must be taught solely in the context of “the sacrament of marriage”.

… He said Whitehall’s sex education policies had failed and 30 years
of “throwing condoms at children” had simply resulted in increasing
levels of teenage pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases.

Bishop O’Donoghue added: “But they (the MPs) see me as a fundamentalist
and that is a pejorative word these days with connotations of
terrorism, violence and irrationality. I will say I reject these
connotations

That is quite clear and concise
and the Bishop certainly seems “Fit for mission.”

Maybe Bishop O’Donoghue can give a pep
talk to Father Jenkins president of Notre Dame who once again explains
why the performances of the Vagina Monologues is an “indispensable part of the mission of a
Catholic University.
“

March 11, 2008 8 comments
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