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Liturgy

Happy Pentecost and Happy Mother's Day!

by Jeffrey Miller May 10, 2008
written by Jeffrey Miller

I’m wondering how many of you reading this found that, in your parishes this weekend, the liturgical feast of Pentecost was eclipsed by references to Mother’s Day?

Fr. Jay Tomorrow at Young Fogeys asks a good question. In my own limited experience it seems to me that Mother’s Day trumps whatever Sunday is on the calendar. With a very early start of Lent this year I suspect that we have a rare collision of Mother’s Day and Pentecost.

Though prior to Fr. Toborowsky brining this up my mind was on a different track considering this intersection. Considering that Pentecost is the birthday of the Church a.k.a. Holy Mother Church I say why not say Happy Mothers Day also to the Church. To thank Jesus for giving us the Church in the first place. We are quite thankful to our mothers appropriately for the gift of life, what better than to thank Holy Mother Church for the gift of divine life within! Our mother’s experienced pain to bring us into the world, Jesus suffered immeasurable pain on the cross to bring us into a world without end. The sacramental life of the Church first gives us everlasting life in Baptism and nourishes us on our pilgrimage towards death and then to life in Christ. The Church throughout the centuries has been a mother to us. Correcting us when we fall into error and raising us in praise when we follow the road to sanctity. The road where we get rid of the narrowness in us to approach the narrow gate which is really wider than the arms of a mother’s embrace.

St. Augustine certainly realized this dimension when he said "You cannot have God as your Father unless you have the Church as your mother." Unfortunately there are a great deal of motherless children out there. Orphans that don’t realize they are orphans. Pentecost is a feast of unity as everyone who heard the Apostles speak on this day heard it despite language differences.

Benedict XVI affirmed that this Sunday, the feast of Pentecost, "We will pray in a particular way for the unity of the Church. […] If our hearts and minds are open to the Spirit of communion, God can work miracles again in the Church, restoring the bonds of unity. Striving for Christian unity is an act of obedient trust in the work of the Holy Spirit, who leads the Church to the full realization of the Father’s plan, in conformity with the will of Christ."

Let us pray that just as Eve is a mother to all of us, that Holy Mother Church will also be a mother to everyone. Plus let us both praise our mother and Mother Church.

As a side note my own mother died of cancer over five years ago. Thank God that my own Catholic faith allows me to still say Happy Mother’s day to her and to say prayers for her.

May 10, 2008 9 comments
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Parody

Parody all around

by Jeffrey Miller May 10, 2008
written by Jeffrey Miller

I have a new post up at the group parody blog Stuff
Catholics like called Holy, Holy Holy.

Speaking of group Catholic parody blogs there is a
new kid on the block called: Brothers
and Sisters of Perpetual Discernment
and it is off to a fine
start. Like any good parody blog it serves a dual purpose in that
while providing a humorous take on the discernment of a vocation it
also teaches the truth of this process along the way. There
is always room for another parody blog, especially one that I am not
part of.

May 10, 2008 3 comments
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Humor

Our Lady of Good Humor

by Jeffrey Miller May 10, 2008
written by Jeffrey Miller

Wow I need this Holy Card.

May 10, 2008 3 comments
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Other

Here and There

by Jeffrey Miller May 9, 2008
written by Jeffrey Miller

John Gibson has some fun with a picture from the Call to Action conferences. I haven’t blogged about the larger than life puppets used at Mass there since CTA seems to do a good job of parodying themselves without my help.

Carnival of Homeschooling Mother’s Day edtion.World of Good.

Catholic Carnival.

Clayton reports on the numerous developments happening in the Archdiocese of St. Paul/Minneapolis.

Feddie reports on the investigation by Senator Grassely in to prosperity gospel type ministries. While this idea is really bad theology it looks like the investigation is not much concerned about any actual wrongdoing.

TOR is giving away downloads of their book each week if you sign up at their site. The books come in PDF, html, and Mobi format. I have read the first two selections they have made available and enjoyed both novels so they are not just giving away stuff from the bottom of the pile. Baen Books has had their free library for awhile and I got introduced to some good authors and I later went on to buy some of their books and it looks like TOR will cause me to do the same.

May 9, 2008 4 comments
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Punditry

Pope uses technology

by Jeffrey Miller May 8, 2008
written by Jeffrey Miller

Pope Benedict XVI to use SMS text message to reach youth during World Youth Day

I have seen reference to this story a great deal over the last couple of days and it makes me wonder about a couple of things. Number one why is it a story in the first place.

One thing to remember is that he did the same thing at World Youth Day in Germany almost three years ago. This article references the use then. So it kind of annoys me that the stories don’t even reference the fact that he did the same thing already at the last World Youth Day. Back fin 2002 the Vatican used cell phone SMS to send out daily messages based on papal speeches and daily homilies and entered in with distribution deals with Verizon Wireless and other carriers.

The other thing that annoys me about the story is that there is always the air of "Pope of anti-science Catholics Church actually uses technology at times." That the story is suppose to be kind of funny using the humor of the disconnect. Pope + technology = funny. Oh well, I guess we will just continue to get stories like this every time the pope uses some form of new technology.

May 8, 2008 2 comments
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Show I stray or should I go

by Jeffrey Miller May 7, 2008
written by Jeffrey Miller

Speaking on the day that the Archbishop of Canterbury met Benedict XVI in Rome, Cardinal Walter Kasper, the president of the Pontifical Council of Christian Unity, said it was time for Anglicanism to “clarify its identity”.

He told the Catholic Herald: “Ultimately, it is a question of the identity of the Anglican Church. Where does it belong?

“Does it belong more to the churches of the first millennium -Catholic and Orthodox – or does it belong more to the Protestant churches of the 16th century? At the moment it is somewhere in between, but it must clarify its identity now and that will not be possible without certain difficult decisions.”

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It is a good question, but is it answerable? Back when the Anglican three branch theory was somewhat plausible and didn’t make you laugh out loud thinking about it this would have been a very good question. Nowadays the branch theory could be used to describe the multiple branches within Anglicanism itself. Whenever two or three Anglican/Episcopalians gather in his name they form another province.

There is no single hierarchy that can speak for Anglicanism and even in days of a more unified Anglican identity the Archbishop of Canterbury was still a figurehead since every national/regional church has its own autonomy. In Orthodoxy even with the different national Orthodox churches there are always possibilities of them coming back into full Communion with the Church as has happened in the past. Anglicanism like Protestantism in general I don’t see how this type of large movement can happen. The Lutheran-Catholic Dialogue as certainly made some advancements as far as agreement on some areas of theology, but of course even this is accepted by only a segment of Lutheranism.

The whole structure of Protestantism leads to individualism and for the foreseeable future it is going to be individual converts who will decide to come in the Church or the occasional rare occurrence of an individual congregation coming into full Communion with the Church. This is not to say that ecumenism on a larger level is pointless since it can lead to clarity even in disagreements and when there is unity in agreements that is all the better. But even if the Archbishop of Canterbury started to move Anglicanism in a Catholic direction and eliminated the multiple barriers that currently exist, just how many would go along with him?

Recently I read that Monsignor Robert Hugh Benson who was the son the Archbishop of Canterbury and a convert to the Catholic Church referred to ecumenism as YouComeInism. Pretty triumphalistic, but also pretty funny.

May 7, 2008 3 comments
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Ordained men and women

by Jeffrey Miller May 7, 2008
written by Jeffrey Miller

A reader sent me a link to the announcement is on the front page of this week’s Sacred Heart Cathedral bulletin in Rochester.

College students from the Catholic Newman Community of the Eastman School of Music will present the
fourth annual "Concert at the Cathedral," today, May 4th,
at 2:00. Come enjoy an afternoon of beautiful classi-
cal and sacred music performed by some of the most talented young musicians in the church today. This year the
event will honor all the ordained men and women who are
celebrating special anniversaries this year. A reception
will follow
the dedication and blessing of our new Cathedral Community
and its liturgical ministers

Another part of the bulletin requests:

During all Masses on the Feast of Pentecost
next weekend, May 10th and 11th.
Red clothing is requested.

Cool, I was thinking of wearing my tongues of fire hat to Mass Sunday. Though wearing color coded clothing to Mass seems rather odd to me unless it is vestments, but not out of the question. But please don’t ask me to do this on Laetare and Gaudete Sunday.

I also found this interesting.

To help you enter into our blessing ritual next weekend, I will now describe the six stations at which we will
pray:

1. We will begin at the doors of the Cathedral where a
member of our Community will knock, symbolically seeking admission. The presider will then turn to the congregation in church and ask "why are you assembled in this
church today?" We will all answer “we have come at
God’s invitation to form a new community and worship our
maker as the Body of Christ.” Then the presider will welcome the community, acknowledging all involved in ministries of welcome, and we will all ask the Lord to bless the
doors of our church and keep them open always.

…

*
Please note that at each of the six stations the priest
will not only bless the sacred space but bless the members
of our community whose ministry helps to make the
space sacred for all of us.

I do wonder if I get my keyboard blessed if I can make a sacred space using the sacred spacebar.

May 7, 2008 10 comments
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Pro-life

Pick up your cross daily along with all the other ones in sight

by Jeffrey Miller May 7, 2008
written by Jeffrey Miller

A reader sent me a link to a video of pro-life display vandalism at Michelle Malkin’s site.

It has happened again. In January 2006, pro-abortion thugs destroyed a pro-life memorial of wooden crosses at Louisiana State University. In April 2006, a nutball feminist professor at Northern Kentucky University led another destructive raid on a pro-life Cemetery of Innocents. And this week, at the University of Wisconsin-Stevens Point, pro-abortion vandals struck–pulling up hundreds of crosses from a display sponsored by Pointers for Life. College Republican Ryan Wrasse sent me a video of one of the pro-abortion thugs gone wild– a student government senator named Roderick King:

. Jill Stanek is also covering the story and has plenty of info.

The display was rows of crosses called the Cemetery of the Innocents to commemorate babies killed by abortion.

Unbelievably, even after a university security guard showed up and told King to stop, he didn’t, and the wimpy campus cop just let him continue ripping up crosses. King’s illogical excuse was, "If there is a student on this campus that has had an abortion or that might be having an abortion, might be going through this, you want this up in front of them? Are you crazy?"

Well maybe the Security Guard thought he heard the guy name was Rodney King vice Roderick King. Seriously thought there is a large trend in vandalizing pro-life displays especially when they are rows of crosses. In my own diocese where they display multi rows of crosses once a year in front of the Mission of Nombre de Dios and Shrine of Our Lady of La Leche this has also happened.

You have to wonder what leads to this type of rage in the first place. It this some kind of rage of denial where some are outraged to see a symbolic representation of the reality of what abortion means. I also wonder if just using the representation of the cross in the first place adds to this anger? But a culture that supports killing the innocent is a violent culture in the first place so it isn’t exactly a shock that someone who supports violence against the unborn will also react violently if reminded of this. They mostly play semantic games with words such as choice, tissue mass, product of conception, etc so they are not forced to confront their own views to their logical conclusion. Rows of crosses in memorial of the innocents surely jolts them and some become unhinged.

Let’s is pray for Mr. King.

May 7, 2008 18 comments
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It's the Bride of Christ or it's nothing

by Jeffrey Miller May 7, 2008
written by Jeffrey Miller

…But yeah–I guess what’s especially strange for me is hearing people who were raised Catholic talk about the Church as if it’s a group of people in a room, who may be "supportive" or may be not. When to me, it’s the Bride of Christ or it’s nothing. If I had to pick a religion based on which people were more awesome, there’s just no way I’d be Catholic. If it’s a bunch of people in "the bright room called day" of history, why on earth would anyone convert?

If the Catholic Church is just your experience, you should stop. Because that bunch of people has done horrible things. That bunch of people is not a good-enough grounding for ethics.

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May 7, 2008 4 comments
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Humor

Name that Cathedral

by Jeffrey Miller May 6, 2008
written by Jeffrey Miller

Creative Minority Report came up with:

To help the Los Angeles archdiocese pay off the “crippling debt” accrued from sexual abuse settlements, Cardinal Roger Mahony will soon announce that his new $200 million Cathedral of Our Lady of the Angels in downtown Los Angeles will now be called Auto Zone’s Cathedral of Our Lady of the Angels.

Mahony said the unobtrusive naming rights are the best way to ease its financial recovery from the settlements.

According to the March 14 Tidings, the archdiocesan newspaper, from two sexual abuse settlements – last year’s “global settlement” of 508 cases and a December 2006 settlement of 45 cases – the archdiocese has agreed to pay $720 million over the next few years. That coupled with the skyrocketing costs of the Cathedral inspired the naming rights breakthrough.

Mahony said the Church will be back in the black soon enough, after this idea.

A few other "untraditional" changes to the Cathedral is a bowl of holy water which is kept near each entrance to the church will have a small tasteful sign underneath that "Evian" is the official water used for holy water.

…

Actually if they did sell the name of the Cathedral in L.A. I am sure Progressive Auto Insurance would be an apt sponsor.

May 6, 2008 6 comments
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