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The Weekly Benedict

The Weekly Benedict eBook Volume II

by Jeffrey Miller November 26, 2011November 26, 2011
written by Jeffrey Miller

This is the second volume of The Weekly Benedict ebook which is a compilation of the Holy Father’s writings, speeches, etc which I pull from Jimmy Akin’s The Weekly Benedict.

I have learned some things since the first volume as far as formatting goes.  For one the Vatican still uses tables for formatting of documents.  Yikes!  So just grabbing the text from the Vatican is not suitable for ereaders since you want the text to wrap at the screen resolution and not the Vatican’s table element size.  So now I run the Vatican document through Safari Reader, copy it to TextEdit and export as html and finally import into Sigil.  Though now that I know the workflow to use it will be easier to publish this each week.

The Weekly Benedict – Week of 26 November, 2011 – ePub

The Weekly Benedict – Week of 26 November, 2011 – Kindle

November 26, 2011November 26, 2011 1 comment
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Liturgy

Advent Music

by Jeffrey Miller November 26, 2011
written by Jeffrey Miller

Just because the stores, businesses, etc are already playing Christmas music doesn’t mean I have t o follow suit so early even if I so love traditional Christmas carols.

So I wanted to put together a proper Advent playlist.

I subscribe to Spotify so I have access to a lot of music, so I ask you dear readers to suggest proper Advent hymns – other than O Come, O Come Emanuel (though I can hear this hymn over and over).

November 26, 2011 13 comments
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New Apostolic Letter “Translatio Malum”

by Jeffrey Miller November 26, 2011November 28, 2011
written by Jeffrey Miller

In a very surprising development the Pope Benedict XVI is going to release a new Apostolic Letter titled “Translatio Malum”. This new document coincides with the start of Advent and the new English translation that takes force for the 1st Sunday of Advent. My corespondent in Rome was able to provide for me a leaked copy.

1. With great affliction the English speaking portion of the Church has suffered through omissions or errors which affect the existing vernacular translation. As Litugiam Authenticam stated “Consequently, the Church has been prevented from laying the foundation for a fuller, healthier and more authentic renewal.”

After stating the case for the benefits of the new translation the Pope goes on to write.

2. While this new translation which has been in development for over a decade will be a boon to the Church, some are not satisfied with the more faithful language of the new translation. For these reasons, it is now seems necessary to set forth instructions for helping those who favored the previous English translation. Many people have grown up with this translation and are attached to it. They feel nostalgic towards this less than adequate translation and do not want this tradition of forty years to go away. Their conservatism in not wanting this English translation to change fights against progress and denies the authority of the Church to modify the traditional English translation. The opposition to the new translation seems to be in part predicated on the ability of the laity to add words to their vocabulary and in this age of constantly changing technology they are not able to learn words they are not use to.

3. To all those Catholic faithful who feel attached to this translation of the English tradition I wish to manifest my will to facilitate their ecclesial communion by means of the necessary measures to guarantee respect for their rightful aspirations. In this matter I ask for the support of the bishops and of all those engaged in the pastoral ministry in the Church. There has been public opposition by members of the Church criticizing the new translation by planning on retaining the previous translation.

4. Taking account of the importance and complexity of the problems referred to in this document, by virtue of my Apostolic Authority I decree the following:

a) a Commission is instituted whose task it will be to collaborate with the bishops, with the Departments of the Roman Curia and with the circles concerned, for the purpose of facilitating full ecclesial communion of priests, seminarians, religious communities or individuals until now linked to maintaining the previous translation. The Translatio Malum Commission will create directives allowing the use of the previous translation as an indult from the local ordinary.

b) moreover, respect must everywhere be shown for the feelings of all those who are attached to the previous English liturgical translation, by a wide and generous application of the directives already issued some time ago by the Apostolic See for the use of the Sacramentary according to the typical edition of 1969.

c) lessons learned from previous problems in implementation of liturgical and translation changes impel me to clarify what I set forth for the Translation Malum Commision. The generosity I call for in allowing the indult English Mass does not mean that the local Bishop allows it only in one parish not accessible by many and set at an hour also inconvenient. Bishops should grant this at the request of a “stable group of faithful who adhere to the previous liturgical translation.” Stable group does not mean a hundred people or more or some other artificial number used to deny the English Indult Mass.

d) In anticipation of problems I have established a new society of apostolic life named the “Society of Ain’t Pius” who will be allowed to use the previous English Translation. The Society of Ain’t Pius has its charism of the celebration of the Mass using the 1969 ICEL translation.

Given in Rome, at Saint Peter’s, on 26 November in the year 2011, the seventh of my Pontificate.

BENEDICTUS PP. XVI

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Pope sued for not wearing seat belt

by Jeffrey Miller November 26, 2011
written by Jeffrey Miller

Apparently this is not a parody story.

Johannes Christian Sundermann, a lawyer from Unna in North Rhine Westphalia, filed a legal complaint against the German-born pope formerly known as Joseph Ratzinger for not wearing his seat belt on several occasions “for more than one hour at a time,” according to a report in the Westfälischen Rundschau newspaper.

The pope allegedly broke the law during his visit to Freiburg at the end of September as part of his tour of Germany.

Sundermann represents a Dortmund man. As evidence the two are offering YouTube videos and are also calling the Archbishop of Freiburg, the chairman of Germany’s Bishops Conference and Winfried Kretschmann, the Green Party politician who heads the state government in Baden-Württemberg.

The lawyer, a member of the socialist Left party, took on the case after several other attorneys rejected it. Both Sundermann and his client are no longer members of the Catholic Church.

In a worst-case scenario the pope would have to pay a fine of between €30 and €2,500. However, if the pope enjoys diplomatic immunity, even a miracle won’t help this case.

[Source]

Next they will tell me the Popemobile isn’t equipped with airbags.

November 26, 2011 2 comments
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Liturgy

My Annual Advent Service

by Jeffrey Miller November 26, 2011
written by Jeffrey Miller

Six years ago I decided to create my own Advent Wreath graphic instead of just using the normal animated gif that I used previously. If you would like it for your own blog you can use the html code below which uses some homepage server space that won’t effect the bandwidth for my blog. I will replace the graphic each week so that it correctly shows the number of candles that should be lit. On Christmas I will change it to another graphic I created for Christmastide.

Additionally underneath my Advent graphic on my left side I have created a JavaScript that gives a countdown to Christmas. If you want to do the same thing you can insert this script into your blog template with the following code underneath where you place the graphic. Though WordPress.com users would be out of luck since they don’t allow JavaScript.

November 26, 2011 6 comments
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Brother where art thou?

by Jeffrey Miller November 25, 2011
written by Jeffrey Miller

We often here about the vocations crisis that concentrates almost totally on priests. Often forgotten is those living in religious life and when it is mentioned it concerns sisters and nuns. In the Catholic blogosphere there is some interest in “nun gazing” as the term goes, but very little “brother gazing” and so generally brothers in religious life receives very little attention.

So I was glad to see this article in the National Catholic Register Surprising Revival for Men in Religious Life which collates stories involving new communities of religious life that concentrate on men religious. There are some great stories here involving groups I have not heard of and their growth. One of the stories reminds me a bit of the story of Mother Angelica and the inclusion of help from Protestants in building and supporting communities of Catholic religious life.

One good reminder from the article:

One popular misconception is that religious brothers are men who are not smart enough to be priests. “Catholics tend not to have a problem with women religious, but when it comes to non-ordained men religious, they are a bit uncertain,” Wick said. “What they might not realize is that a religious brother has just as legitimate a consecrated vocation by striving to be a brother to all.”

It is easy to fall into the trap of thinking of brothers as potential priests who couldn’t hack it instead of its own vocation.

Here is a vocation poster for Brothers that I came up with before.

November 25, 2011 3 comments
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Mass Confusion

by Jeffrey Miller November 25, 2011
written by Jeffrey Miller

Last night was the premiere of the CatholicTV sitcom “Mass Confusion” staring Greg and Jennifer Willits along with Mac and Katherine Baron. As a long time fan of what was the Rosary Army podcast and now “The Catholics Next Door” on Sirius Radio and long with “Catholics in a Small Town” podcast I was quite aware of the comedic and other talents of these two couples.

So I watched their pilot episode last night which can also now be viewed at any time.

There was much to like about this show. For one the script writing was quite good and there was much to cause me to laugh out loud. It had the feel of a mixture of a reality show and a sitcom. The lack of laugh track and the video is what gave it the reality TV aspect as if you were following along with these two couples during an event of their lives. There was the Catholic theme of being open to life, but this is not a beat you to death with a Catholic them type of show. Though being that this is on CatholicTV that this is the audience for the show, but I think it open for a more general audience.

As a great believer in the importance of professional quality for Catholic media there was much that I liked about “Mass Confusion”. Though there is also much room for improvement towards professional quality. The reality show feel is mixed in that the audio and video work was not up to the quality we have come to expect. The scripting and the natural chemistry of the Willits and Baron families along with their kids is the strength of this show. This show is an attempt at creating a Catholic sitcom and to see if it could receive the support necessary to make it viable for CatholicTV to support. I certainly hope it does receive the attention and support it needs since I think it is quite worthwhile.

November 25, 2011 4 comments
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Laughing at myself

by Jeffrey Miller November 24, 2011
written by Jeffrey Miller

On this Thanksgiving Day I think back to an episode that still makes me laugh at myself. I think back to a specific Thanksgiving Day close to the start of my conversion to Christ. For the first time I was planning to actually start a meal with a prayer and I wanted something suitable for the occasion.

So I started skimming through the Bible looking for a prayer that I could memorize for the meal that night. Skimming is not the most efficient way, but it was all that I had considering my extreme ignorance of the Bible. By chance I came across a passage that seemed appropriate so I set myself to memorize it.

So that night at the start of dinner I recited that prayer to my family gathered around the table for a Thanksgiving meal.

It was only later that I came to find that prayer I memorized was actually the “Our Father”. When I say I was religiously ignorant I am not kidding. I had no idea of the significance of this prayer and it was totally unfamiliar to me. I just find it totally appropriate that the prayer Jesus taught us was the first prayer I learned.

November 24, 2011 1 comment
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I am a devout Democrat

by Jeffrey Miller November 22, 2011
written by Jeffrey Miller

For now on I want other people and the media to refer to me as a “Devout Democrat.” I grew up in a Democratic family with devotion to all Democrat candidates and worked canvasing neighborhoods for various Democratic candidates. Everybody I knew was a Democrat with Democrat party pieties. When I turned eighteen I happily voted for Jimmy Carter. There was much that resonated with me concerning the Democratic Party.

I am still a devout Democrat and honor my political faith and love it … but they have this anti-conscience thing. I just don’t follow anything the Democratic Party teaches and am totally opposed to almost all of their hierarchical leadership. I just have a nostalgic fondness and attachment for my cultural Democratism. Regardless I still consider myself a devout Democrat – the faith of my youth. Some might be judgmental and call me a cafeteria Democrat.

Besides if Nancy Pelosi can be a “devout” Catholic, I can be a “devout” Democrat.

November 22, 2011 8 comments
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Nobody expects the Liturgical art and sacred music commission

by Jeffrey Miller November 21, 2011
written by Jeffrey Miller

New Vatican commission cracks down on church architecture

The new commission will be established shortly, as part of the Congregation for Divine Worship. It will also be in charge of music and singing in the liturgy

ANDREA TORNIELLI

A team has been set up, to put a stop to garage style churches, boldly shaped structures that risk denaturing modern places for Catholic worship. Its task is also to promote singing that really helps the celebration of mass. The “Liturgical art and sacred music commission” will be established by the Congregation for Divine Worship over the coming weeks. This will not be just any office, but a true and proper team, whose task will be to collaborate with the commissions in charge of evaluating construction projects for churches of various dioceses. The team will also be responsible for the further study of music and singing that accompany the celebration of mass.
Cardinal Antonio Cañizares Llovera, Prefect of the Congregation for Divine Worship and Benedict XVI, consider this work as “very urgent”. The reality is staring everyone in the eyes: in recent decades, churches have been su
bstituted by buildings that resemble multi purpose halls. Too often, architects, even the more famous ones, do not use the Catholic liturgy as a starting point and thus end up producing avant-garde constructions that look like anything but a church. These buildings composed of cement cubes, glass boxes, crazy shapes and confused spaces, remind people of anything but the mystery and sacredness of a church. Tabernacles are semi hidden, leading faithful on a real treasure hunt and sacred images are almost inexistent. The new commission’s regulations will be written up over the next few days and will give precise instructions to dioceses. It will only be responsible for liturgical art, not for sacred art in general; and this also goes for liturgical music and singing too. The judicial powers of the Congregation for Divine Worship will have the power to act.

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It is always interesting the synchronicity of news stories for examples this story coming out after the buying of the Crystal Cathedral of the Diocese of Orange. While not directly connected, the reason such a committee might be forming can be given plenty of examples.

Though I am rather wary of any article that says the “Vatican is going to crack down” on something. That is just not the way the Vatican works. The way the idea of the Vatican and the Pope is often portrayed is with words like “slams”, “attacks”, and “cracks down” is rather far from the slow deliberate actions of Vatican officials. I certainly hope this committee will exist and issue guidelines and recommendations concerning liturgical architecture, liturgical art, and liturgical music. But in the end they will still be guidelines and recommendations and what actually happens at the local level will still be in the hands of he Bishop as ultimately it must be. So much of this area has been trumped by the subjectivism of “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder” which has a grain of truth, but not the whole truth.

My problem with so many things in this area, especially liturgical architecture, is that it normally directs your attention to the ability of the architect and not the architect of all things. Some of these structures can be quite captivating and have elements of beauty to them, but if they does not help you to lift your heart to God in worship it is a failure. We need such aids in worship as we are not pure spirits. Sure we can meditate on God in the most stripped of structures, but I need all the help I can get.

November 21, 2011 3 comments
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