Introducing WWJD-40 an amazing product with a thousand and one uses. Jesus gave Peter the power to bind and loose and wouldn’t you just love to be able to bind (but mainly loose) things yourself? Want to slip out of your vows or ease yourself comfortably through a
The component atoms of Megisterium align however you want them to align based on your will and when sprayed on something will loose them from magisterial authority. Are you being bound by 2000 years of Scripture and Apostolic Traditions? Are you stuck with the consistent teaching of the Church? Then just spray WWJD-40 on it and it will be loosened from Church teaching and pliable to your will.
Here are just some of the uses of WWJD-40!
These are just some of the amazing uses and we are sure you can come up with many more. Now everybody that wants to loose something for their own conscience also wants to bind someone else’s. So we also provide another awesome complimentary product.
With Epaxy adhesive you mix two packages containing self-will and disobedience to cause others to adhere to your version of Church teaching. Epaxy adhesive has been product tested for years by parish DRE’s to bind others to their priorities. Also works great to attach subjects that have prudential considerations directly to those that are always intrinsically evil. This adhesion allows you to promote one while ignoring the other – another amazing technique used for years in religious education with great results. Glue your agenda directly to those you have charge of.
So whether you want to bind (Epaxy) or loose (WWJD-40) we have the products made just for you. So order now to get yours since the demand is high!
Call 1-800-DIS-IDNT or visit many retreat centers to get these fine products.
Hat tip to RC at Catholic Light for the suggestion of doing a WWJD-40