Opus Dei Is For Pansies!

This is where you tell everyone to vote for me for most bizarre blog post, right?

All right, already! We admit it, okay? The Jesuits are tougher, better organized, and more malevolent than Opus Dei. Hmph. The big show-offs!

Apparently in the wake of TdVC, there has been a steady trickle of visitors to Opus Dei centers around the world asking about the assassin monks and the global conspiracy. I told Cacciaguida that I’d love to be at the desk when some such inquirer came in. I’d look terrified and furious and answer, “Yes, it’s all true. Now that you know, we have to kill you. Otho, Andreas, bolt the doors!” and laugh myself limp watching them flee. Cacc says this is why they’ll never let me man the desk at an Opus Dei center.

Please be respectful and have some charity for people. Don’t forget they are members of our church. We need to be together to grow stronger and preach the message of Christ.

Jeff
Relatedly, you might get a kick of this foto from OD’s front door in NY

http://www.speroforum.com/blog/entry.asp?ENTRY_ID=592&wa=25