A Public Service

I will do a public service by paraphrasing the text of all
the current speeches by different Democrats so that you don’t have
to hear or read them.

Democrats stand shoulder to shoulder with all Americans in
total support of our men and women in the Armed Forces and our Commander in
Chief even though it is all his fault that because of his failed diplomacy
that we are in this situation
to begin with. But it is time to stop partisan bickering even though
it is all that stupid George W. Bush’s fault. Our nation stands united even
though the President failed to gain unilateral support and did not get
United Nations
approval. I stand strongly behind our military personnel even though I vote
against every weapon system that can help to protect them. I will continue
to speak out, because to fail to slam the President at every turn would be
unpatriotic.