Watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When our sins make you blue
Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do
When our sins make you blue
You know Joe being a Guardian Angel isn’t all that it is cracked up to be.
Yeah Uriel, I know what you mean. We are out on the mean streets all day among those who totally ignore us and generally pay us no attention. Out of the twelve choirs of angels we are on the lowest rung with no chance of promotion. Not only that Joe, but how about those pompous Seraphim sitting around all day in the bosses office, getting face time and singing over and over again. You’re right about that Uriel, they have a real cushy job, almost as cushy as being Mary’s Guardian Angel. Gabriel will never let us live that one down, he keeps bragging how Mary always did the Lord’s will and that he only had to pop into her presence once and the rest of the time he kicked back without a worry in the world. Well Joe, that was a one time shot and the rest of us have to contend with humans of the non sinless type. What really aggravates me is that when humans do get on an Angel craze they decide to represent us as stunted chubby cheeked cherubs or as emotional fumbling double mocha latte drinking Angels.
That gets me too Uriel, sometime I would like to show myself to them, then they will quake with fear at my glory and they won’t mistake me for some Gerber baby wannabe.
Listening in on the Guardian Angel Scanner
…Subject turning on prime time TV, possible Code 10th (commandant) in
progress. Request prayers for purity.
…Subject Catholic politician about to vote against an abortion ban. We have
a Code 1st and 5th in progress, request backup.
…Subject has started a weblog, be on the lookout for a code 8th.
…Subject walking into the confessional. He has detailed his sins and
wait; check we have contrition. Subject has done his penance. Request that his record be excised with a recommendation of minor temporal punishment.
You, the person of this website. You should be ashamed of yourself for portraying yourself as a Guardian angel, considering the fact that YOUR OWN guardian angel has probably helped you out in so many ways in your life, without you even knowing it.
Have you thought about how he or she has even helped you out during your life??
And let me tell correct you on a few things, okay??
The Seraphim are NOT pompous, Gabriel does not brag about ANYTHING in any form, and Uriel is not and never has been the Virgin Mary’s guardian angel!
Do you realize you got the idea for this evil website from satan himself??
I mean, think about it for a minute.
You called the Seraphim pompous, you told a lie about Gabriel and about the other angels not getting a promotion, and about Uriel being Mary’s guardian angel.
If you do not remove this website from the website, on Judgement day, you’ll not have God and the Lord to deal with, but also a bunch of countless angels breathing down your neck as well.
God help you and may you think before you react to my message to warn you.
Wow! No satire for you!
May I suggest that you add some fiber to your diet or maybe you could ask your doctor for some Zocor for that nasty case of irritable bowel syndrome you got brewing there.
or a funny bone transplant. Might take a mighty long time in the waiting list thou…
I got a big kick out of this joke! In defense of the person named Messenger above: Be kind to them because I can understand how someone could take this the wrong way and think you are being irreverent, when in fact you likely love your angel and ask for their help often, which makes it more natural to make a jest like this.
Our angels laugh with us along with protecting us! God is really good. 🙂
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