The Catechism of the Protestant Churches

Created by the publishers who gave you the “Create your own adventure” book
series, where plot and outcome of the story depends on the pages you selected to
go to now proudly presents the new “Create your own Protestant
Catechism���.”

If any of the following has ever happened to you then this
is the series for you:

• Your reading your bible and suddenly realize that your interpretation
  conflicts with what you hear at you local church.

• You have a new pastor who teaches or emphasizes doctrines that the
  previous pastor didn’t

• You have church shopped for a better choir or preacher and they teach
  other than what you were taught before

• You have joined the church of your spouse or friend
• Are you tired of buying new books to match your latest understanding of
  theology?

If you answered yes to any of the above then read about the exciting features
of “Create your own Protestant Catechism���.”

• 48 Volume Set containing every variance of every doctrine known
• Comes in three ring binders so that you can remove the applicable pages
  and place them in your own three ring binder (included)

• Your personal three ring binder comes with reinforced hardware so that no
  matter how many time you insert and remove pages it will still last a lifetime

• Your personal three ring binder is binded in a Marker Board type surface
  so that you can write/erase your church affiliation on the cover

Now you might ask yourself “Hey, this sounds great. But what about when novel
doctrines are introduced?” Well we anticipated your question and have provided
the following features.

• For a nominal annual fee you will receive quarterly updates containing new
  doctrines or slight changes in existing one

• Our website buildyourownreligion.com
  enables you to download any changes daily. Plus you can sign up for our
  doctrine alert system where you will be notified by e-mail on new doctrines in
  areas you specify.

• Created your own doctrine? No problem, our package includes the award
  winning DoctrinePerfert�. This program allows you to easily write and format
  your doctrines. An included template allows you to print out your doctrine to
  match the rest of your personal catechism.

The key to this series is our patented index. Doctrines are alphabetically
listed and underneath the doctrines are listed the choices and and the page
number to go to Here is a sample index page: (This sample page only includes a
partial list of choices for each doctrine, the real index page include all
possible nuances)

For those Catholics that don’t like the inflexible “Catechism of the Catholic
Church” since it doesn’t conform to their opinions, then we have good news for
you. “The Sprit of Vatican II Build your own Catechism of the Catholic
Church���” is anticipated for release earlier next year. For the latest news
sign up on our web site caferteriacatholicism.com and you will be informed
when our latest offering comes out.

SSFX or Sedevacantist? Then you will
not be left out with our release of our “Council of Trent Build your own
Schismatichism of the Catholic Church���.” to be released in the third quarter
of next year, sign up for previews and news at morecatholicthanthepope.com.

On a more
serious note I hope and pray for true unity of Christ’s Church and I include the
following from Jesus’ High Priestly Prayer from John’s Gospel.

I am praying for them; I am not praying for the world but
for those whom thou hast given me, for they are thine; all mine are thine, and
thine are mine, and I am glorified in them. And now I am no more in the world,
but they are in the world, and I am coming to thee. Holy Father, keep them in
thy name, which thou hast given me, that they may be one, even as we are
one.