The Information Awareness Office has removed it’s creepy logo of a pyramid with evil eye death ray. Actually I
thought it was a good idea for government agencies to have logos that more
reflected the way they act. I have some suggestions for some other
Department of Education – Could use a picture of Beavis and Butthead with the
motto “Every Child Equally Dumb.”
Internal Revenue Service – Insert your own mental picture here (mine is not
fit for public consumption).
Office of Homeland Security – Could use a picture of Alfred E. Neuman with
the motto “Multiple agencies conducting mutually exclusive operations in support
of each other.”
Social Security Administration – The Pyramid from the Information Awareness
Office could be used here instead, after all Social Security is just a pyramid
scheme. The motto could be “There won’t be any money in twenty twenty.”
Border Patrol – A picture of large sieve is all that is needed.
United Nations – Picture of a large screw with the motto “Mocking the U.S.
while making them fund us.”
Update: Justin Katz of Dust in the Light has his own suggestion for the INS.