The B.C. government isn’t going to describe the huge
decorated tree soon to go up in the legislative rotunda as a Christmas tree, a
holiday tree, a winter tree, a seasonal tree or anything else.
It’s just The Tree.
“That way, everyone can call it what they want,” a
government spokeswoman said yesterday.
In fact, she noted, The Tree hasn’t
had an official title for several years.
[Full Story] [Via Amy Welborn]
I have translated the classic
Christmas song into politically correct incoherent gibberish.
O don’t know what to call you tree, O nameless tree!
How all this
leaves us mindless!
O don’t know what to call you tree, O nameless tree!
But calling you Christmas is a crime!
O don’t know what to call you tree,
O nameless tree!
But aren’t we all so tolerant!
O don’t know what to call you tree, O nameless tree!
I am afraid that
someone might sue me!
For every year the whatchamacallit tree,
Brings to
us all multicultural P.C.!
O don’t know what to call you tree, O nameless
tree!
Attacks on you are all so clich�!
O don’t know what to call you tree, O nameless tree!
Thy product of
enslaved bees shine out brightly!
Each bough doth hold its tiny energy
consuming light,
That makes each petroleum product toy to sparkle bright.
O don’t know what to call you tree, O nameless tree!
Thy product of
enslaved bees shine out brightly!
